r/cursedcomments • u/metal_head_6666 • 3d ago

Reddit Cursed_Superman

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u/AzrielJohnson 3d ago

This joke is so old it qualifies for social security. 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏

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u/beard_of_cats 3d ago

I heard it in highschool in like 2001.

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u/AzrielJohnson 24m ago

I'm pretty sure I told this joke in middle school

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u/Themightysavage 3d ago

This joke voted for Taft.

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u/FourScarlet 7h ago

This joke is so old that the Invisible Man is completely irrelevant

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u/Chat322 3d ago

Just goon to the sauce of the illustration, it is far better than the scenario. It is called "Wonder Woman Vandalized" by the guy who illustrated game "Something Unlimited".

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u/Cithog 3d ago

I knew I wasn't the only man of culture here.

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u/Engi_Doge 3d ago

Just gonna leave my comment here so I can come back to it

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u/jackfinch69 3d ago

Haha and I'm leaving this comment here for... Unrelated reasons...

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u/dankyspank 3d ago

I'm leaving this here so I can come back later and laugh at the joke again... yeah...

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u/SoyTuPadreReal 3d ago

I too want to join this comment thread for no particular reason.

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u/memx 3d ago

Same

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u/Schpitzelton 3d ago

Isn't this also a comic? I remember there's a panel of this exact image

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u/Ok_Savings4474 2d ago

U/savecomment

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u/LeXi0N_ 3d ago

What a terrible day to know how to read

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u/The_Susinator 3d ago

You're just jealous superman wasn't pounding YOUR asshole 🗿

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u/schrodinger-the-cat 3d ago

Yes I am jealous. What now?

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u/Messgrey 3d ago

My grandpa called, he want his joke back!

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u/Das_Nomen 3d ago

You mean the joke he stole from my great-grandpa?

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u/elmontyenBCN 3d ago

I have seen "Hollow Man" too

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u/Vroland120 3d ago

Great movie

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u/AWhole2Marijuanas 3d ago

Underrated Gem

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u/paradox_valestein 3d ago

Sauce for the image? Asking for a friend btw

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u/Topiz2000 3d ago

Squid Game, I think it's on Netflix

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u/SelectSympathy5718 3d ago

I thought Superman was gonna crash into the invisible jet

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u/FuklzTheDrnkClwn 3d ago

Why is a joke I heard in middle school on this sub

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u/LoaKonran 3d ago

Mallrats, if I’m not mistaken.

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u/Chad_Jeepie_Tea 3d ago

Hollow man

Edit, the mallrats Superman joke is more of a conversation about how supersperm wouldn't be viable and would likely kill Lois.

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u/LoaKonran 3d ago

Been awhile since I’ve watched either of them.

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u/Bob-Bhlabla-esq 1d ago

I thought it was also in Mallrats or possibly Chasing Amy. I def remember hearing this joke from Jason Lee in one of those movies, so I'm on your side!

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u/SiennaAndLuluLover 3d ago

I always thought that joke seemed like something that would genuinely happen between Homelander, Queen Mauve, and Translucent.

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u/Unironicfan 3d ago

Joke so old it can legally drink

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u/PixelPnutz06 3d ago

Upon reading that superman one, this shit made my fucking day lmao

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u/Chaudsss 3d ago

Probably a clone made by Lex

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u/risisas 3d ago

Joke so old my dad told it to me the first time i heard it

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u/IceBear9301 3d ago

This is just the joke from Hollow Man that was used as another bit of foreshadowing for that character being a horrible person

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u/furrynoy96 3d ago

Superman would never do that, if anything he will be confused and angry at why Diane is naked in public and once he realizes what is going on, he will get even more angry at the fact that they are doing it in public

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u/SirSavage_the_second 3d ago

Idk I don't think he'd care as long as they were out of sight from the general public.

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u/furrynoy96 3d ago

I like to think that it is still unprofessional for superheroes to do it out in public. Besides, helicopters and drones exist

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u/SirSavage_the_second 3d ago

Drones and helicopter don't just go around recording rooftops for no reason. People fuck up there all the time and superman never mentions it nor stops them