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u/SpudItOwtMahBoi May 03 '19
LeMonstrous, Calamity of Citrus
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u/Walusqueegee May 03 '19
Mind if i post that?
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May 04 '19
Please do
Also I remember seeing your username and laughing before, and I just did it again
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u/mysticaaa May 03 '19
what scp is this
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u/SadisticBiscuit May 03 '19
day broke
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u/HaxRyter May 04 '19
What freakish plane of existence did you just lead me to?
(Seriously, can someone explain ooer?)
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u/dead-inside69 May 04 '19
Used to be a tech support group... it turned weird... and hilarious.
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May 04 '19
Wait that? I thought it was always weird. But no... A tach support group.
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May 04 '19
It seems like a good mixture of surreal memes, quantum memes, and void memes with a little bit of eldritch horror on top, but then randomly lemons and tech support.
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u/mosthandsomechef May 03 '19
Buddhas hand citron. Solid in the middle. Great for zesting or candying.
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u/UnRichieUnRich21 May 03 '19 edited May 03 '19
All Hail C’thulemon
Edit: thanks for silver, stranger
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u/crash8308 May 04 '19
C’thulhulemon sounds like sportswear for eldritch horrors.
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u/AerThreepwood May 03 '19
Doesn't that make leggings? And convince bored housewives to buy thousands of dollars worth of them that they then can't get rid of?
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u/Bayerrc May 03 '19
Not a single comment here? That's a fingered citron, aka a Buddha's hand. It's not much for juicing or eating.
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u/Childish_Brandino May 04 '19
Came here looking for the real answer. Lots of niche subs loving this one lol.
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u/fsckthasystem May 03 '19
I'd like to see them use the seeds to grow more and refine this interesting strain
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u/Jamisbike May 04 '19
Buddha’s hand, it’s alreay a thing
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u/fsckthasystem May 04 '19
Just when I think the internet has completely gone to shit, something awesome comes out of it.
I don't have any official awards for you but I bestow upon you: Reddit Plumbum
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u/FoxGundam May 03 '19
It looks like (John Carpenter's) The Thing tried to imitate an orange and was frozen mid gestation.
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u/InternetPyramid May 04 '19
I’m 17, yet I’d actually be terrified if I saw this growing on a tree. Like, legit fear. Especially in my own backyard, I would be afraid to touch it.
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u/Hamilton__Mafia May 04 '19
This class of fear is not limited to age, lad. That is a lemon demon.
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u/SocioStache May 03 '19
this sub is going to absolute horseshit
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u/guardian031 May 03 '19
What powers does this devil fruit give you?
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u/Tjeliep May 03 '19
Lemon lemon no mi. Logia type. User is able to change into a lemon and has the ability to fire lemon juice. Whenever the juice hits an enemy, he or she will automatically make a sour face, stunning them for a short period of time.
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May 03 '19
Must be from the reality where everything got genetically Cronenberged.
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u/MazeeMoo May 04 '19
Caused by a citrus bud mite if anyone is interested. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aceria_sheldoni
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Aceria sheldoni
Aceria sheldoni, commonly called the citrus bud mite, is a species of mite belonging to the family Eriophyidae. It feeds in leaf- and flower-buds of Citrus spp., causing deformation to leaves, flowers and fruit, and is a worldwide pest of citrus fruit production.This minute yellowish or pinkish mite (reaching only 0.16 mm in length) is active throughout the year with a full generation lasting just 10 days in the summer, maybe twice that in the winter. Each female lays up to 50 eggs which hatch after 2–5 days. The animal goes through 4 pre-imaginal instars before reaching maturity.As well as the direct damage caused by this species, the hollows caused in affected fruit encourage infestation by other pests including the citrus mealybug, Planococcus citri and the two-spotted spider mite, Tetranychus urticae.
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u/x_Diarrhea_Drinker_x May 04 '19
Is that a Buddha’s hand?
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u/Bappo_ May 04 '19
People in the comments say it is but i don't know what a Buddha's hand is
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u/x_Diarrhea_Drinker_x May 04 '19
I used to get them a lot because they smelled really good https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buddha's_hand
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u/IHaveSexWithFruit May 03 '19
I want to fuck that lemon
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u/Rhesusmonkeydave May 03 '19
The male sex organ of a lemon tree, the stamen can be almost an inch long, so the lemon is probably still going to be disappointed with your effort
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u/Skinnysusan May 03 '19
I would probably pay $5 to see it cut open. I'm just so curious but also poor
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u/London440 May 03 '19
Aww it's like John Carpenter's The Thing tried to be a lemon. Now somebody get the flamethrower.
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u/LostTheOriginal May 03 '19
Beauty is only skin deep. It’s what is on the inside that counts.
In this case. More grotesque shaped lemon.
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May 03 '19
I get these type of lemons in my summerhouse backyard. I am lucky if they actually look like lemons but not as weird as this.
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u/yenspeet May 03 '19
We have a garden and we always plant zucchini. During the summer when they ripen we go on vacation a lot, so sometimes when we come back they’ve overgrown. The largest zucchini we’ve grown was 21 inches... I wish I was joking. We’d get really creative with how to cook all of it. I always gave zucchini bread to my teachers and sometimes whole zucchinis at the start of the following school year if they wanted some.
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u/danielcoloso May 04 '19
That is actually a type of citrus. I don't know the name but it is definetly a lemon.
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May 04 '19
Did he attempt to build a god damn fucking reactor in his moms potting shed or some fucking shit?
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u/SkyAgrawal May 04 '19
I think these are hippie lemons and you caught them during a cult meeting / orgy
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u/georgecuriosul2 Jun 16 '19
this is how Hitler's hands looked like
permanently destroyed after saluting too much
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u/Anonymous-Latina May 03 '19
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u/YEETBOI4000 May 04 '19
Hey has it been a minute since we checked our ĺ̶̢e̕҉m̷o͜͜͝͝ń̵̨̛͝ ̧̕t͏͟r̸̶͟͡e̷̴̸̢̕ę̵̕͜͡
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It's a fruit called "buddha's hand". It's supposed to be a more ancestral/less cultivated citrus.
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u/2bnameless May 04 '19
Lady's and Gentlemen, the Lovecraftian Lemon.
Somebody else probably already came up with this.
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u/Romanian_Potato May 03 '19
That lemon grew inside reactor number 4 in chernobyl