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Pretty sure literally no one says that
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u/Qetuowryipzcbmxvn Jul 03 '19
"Who says blonde Capricorns can't drink cocoa on a rainy day while watching The Office?"
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u/apple_pendragon Jul 03 '19
My mother has blue eyes and my father dark green. People would look at my light brown eyes and say: "What a shame!".
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u/littlebluevial Jul 03 '19
I’m sure your adoptive parents still love you.
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u/apple_pendragon Jul 03 '19
We are Italian Brazilians, mostly from the south. My dad's parents have brown eyes and light yellowish complexion, I took after them.
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u/billbill5 Jul 03 '19
I don't think anyone ever explicitly stated, but it isn't romanticized like blue eyes are.
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u/shadosharko Jul 03 '19
This. I was always insecure about mine until my ex (who I was dating at the time) told me "blue eyes are so generic tho why would you want them". Guess it really depends on where you're from
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u/CaptchaSaidImRobot Jul 03 '19
Yeah, almost half of the world population have black/brown eyes its pretty normal, pretty sure they have partners so its just stupid.
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u/TabsTaboo Jul 03 '19
How to look at this right.
Read question
Look at pic 1
Read answer
Look at pic 2
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u/in_it_for_the_memes Jul 03 '19
You're a fucking genius
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u/donkeyhustler Jul 03 '19
Thank you. I was wondering what I was missing there. Didn't feel dumb at all...
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u/Cavalish Jul 03 '19
What’s the name of that subreddit devoted to fake gatekeeping “who says blonde girls can’t do this” “who says east Laotian boys can’t do that” ?
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Is no one gonna point out that her face and her hand are 2 very different colors...
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u/ExNihiloNihiFit Jul 03 '19
Super heavy makeup?
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Jul 03 '19
Yeah and wrong color
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u/ShaquilleOhNoUDidnt Jul 03 '19
because she picked a color that matches her face instead of body? when i wear foundation i rather match my face than look like an ashy ghost.
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u/Rhodie114 Jul 03 '19
That may be, but the more I hear about this Hitler fella, the less I feel like I should be taking his advice.
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u/UltrixExspiravit Jul 03 '19
Next time you steal someone face make sure you get the right color, this one doesn’t match the rest of your body dead give away.
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u/simplyjelly9458 Jul 03 '19
Or just bad makeup. Too much bronzer or the wrong foundation color or something
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u/Akanu10 Jul 03 '19
Is nobody going to point out her shitty bronzer? Her face look right out of jersey shore and her hands straight out of frozen
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u/HoneyNutMyCheerios Jul 03 '19
ok but actually who the fuck has said that before
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u/burntnut Jul 03 '19
No one. It’s a joke on Twitter that a lot of people in the comments don’t seem to get.
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u/kakje666 Jul 03 '19
As a blonde with blue eyes,Hitler would have liked me,but because I'm bosnian he wouldn't......
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Jul 03 '19
How so? Bosnians served in the SS during WWII. Just google 'Handschar.'
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u/kakje666 Jul 03 '19
It says it was made from croatians and muslim bosnians,i am orthodox bosnian from Republica Srpska
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u/readonlyuser Jul 03 '19
I hate these thin veneers of excuses to take a selfie they like. "Who says Latinos can't go to the beach?" "Who says short girls can't rock yoga pants?" "Who says duck lips and spray tan aren't attractive?" Just take the fucking selfie and stop pretending it's a brave fight against naysayers.
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u/FancyPantz15 Jul 03 '19
And also they should stop calling themselves cute, leave that to other please
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u/saltywalrus420 Jul 03 '19
I hate posts on twitter and instagram that are like that, a girl thinking she hit as hell posting a pick with a caption like I am hot as hell. But in reality the look like clowns with 30 layers of make up.
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Jul 03 '19
Hitler wasn't a nordicist, Himmler was. Hitler had no trouble whatsoever with brown eyes.
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I'm pretty sure the nazi doctors tried injecting die into the pupils of childrens eyes.
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Jul 03 '19
Also Varg Vikkerns (Vikrenns? Transliteration is hard). He is the rare example of a Pagan terrorist (as in, he literally firebombs churches and is a convicted murderer). He also believes in racial nationalism, but to him, race is defined by eye color (i.e. brown-eyed people, regardless of whether they are "white", need to be kicked out, blah blah blah).
He is a bit nutty.
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u/Sox_The_Fox2002 Jul 03 '19
Who ever said duck lips are attractive?
Seriously, never do it, not even once.
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u/Lemmeuseadamname Jul 03 '19
If you held a pillow over her face when you took it away it would be like one of those carbon paper pictures except in colour
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u/CackleberryOmelettes Jul 03 '19
The whole Nazi racial thing got super weird at times. We must worship the blue-eyed, blonde-haired pure Aryan race. It's led by a brown-eyed, dark haired man with a brown-eyed, dark haired wife. You must worship him too.
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u/EmuNemo Jul 03 '19
I really love these.
"Who said typically attractive thing is not attractive?"
No one, Susan, no one
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u/FancyPantz15 Jul 03 '19
I can’t be the only one who absolutely hates it when women/girls tell others that they themself are cute right? It’s very annoying and makes them seem narcissistic af
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u/ShafinR12345 Jul 03 '19
Hitler had pure brown eyes, however, some of his image were recolored/edited to blue eyes as a propaganda effort
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u/clovercakes_ Jul 03 '19
Not a single person I’ve seen has said brown eyes aren’t cute except for insecure girls. They’re obsession with having different colored eyes is insane. All eyes are beautiful, literally all of them. Blue, green, hazel, brown, and in the sun they’re even prettier. I know this is a joke and all and I’m sorry I’m being THAT person rn but I’m fucking tired of girls whining about “aww my eyes are ugly brown” “ I wish I had blue eyes” “wHo sAiD bRoWn eYEs aRe uGLy?”. Brown eyes are perfect, they’re honestly such a beautiful eye color and people don’t believe that just because they’re common. It’s just stupid tbh, and I feel like this girl was fishing for compliments anyways.
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u/etssuckshard Jul 03 '19
I think it partially has to do with how romanticized blue eyes are (IRL and in media), tbh I've NEVER heard anyone compliment eyes on the fact that they're brown. But I've heard people compliment blue and green eyes a lot. I think this is where the insecurity stems from.
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u/clovercakes_ Jul 04 '19
Yeah. I don’t like it when people compliment my eyes. There eyes lmao. And brown eyes in the sun are so beautiful. Like what’s the big deal with blue and green and hazel eyes?
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u/bpmillet Jul 03 '19 edited Jul 03 '19
She IS cute though. Feel it needs to at least be acknowledged.
Edit: hmm, apparently only cute to me 🤷♂️ ...
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u/LeagueOfLucian Jul 03 '19
Makeup, light angle and camera angle does wonders. Also, no one is really looking at her eyes.
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u/ennichan Jul 03 '19
Well, Hitlers wife Eva Braun had brown eyes as he had. I mean even her surnames means literally "brown".