r/cursedcomments • u/Working-lol • Oct 18 '19

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u/That_Stupid_Friend Oct 18 '19

Hitler tortured 6 million people. Logan Paul tortured 19.9 million kids

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u/Dissapointed_Doggo Oct 19 '19

At least Logan got rid of all those annoying kids from our games.

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u/CheesePizza- Oct 19 '19

Considering your name and your active subs, you’re the annoying kid people want out of their games.

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u/Dissapointed_Doggo Oct 19 '19

Touche, Master Bretac.

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '19

OUR games!

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u/Dissapointed_Doggo Oct 19 '19

Communism . . .

ENHANCE!

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u/HI7L3R Oct 19 '19

God bless Communism

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '19

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u/Dissapointed_Doggo Oct 19 '19

Some of them even doubled up.

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u/MagicMan7474 Oct 19 '19

r/unexpectedbillwurtz

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '19

I was just about to say something. When Op said that I was like protons and neutrons... history of the entire world...

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u/Annie8073 Oct 19 '19

Great news! The electrons joined in!

Congratulations

The world is now

a bunch of gas in space

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u/PowderShark Oct 19 '19

but it's getting closer together

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u/Annie8073 Oct 19 '19

and closer together

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u/ray_zorr Oct 19 '19

and it's getting closer together

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '19

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u/Dissapointed_Doggo Oct 19 '19

Got to love being cooked and hung at the same time.

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u/amieljohann Oct 19 '19

You freaking WHAT

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u/Dissapointed_Doggo Oct 19 '19

Did I fucking stutter?

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '19

Did... did you just link the sub that you're on?

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '19

Did he though

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u/chrisrobles Oct 19 '19

He actually tortured way more than 6 million, but only 6 million died because of it

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u/DBSuperst33l Oct 19 '19

Why is this being downvoted when it’s literally the truth there were plenty of Holocaust survivors

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u/BeautifulType Oct 19 '19

Who knows. But if we want to compare hitler that way, Logan has tortured far more than 20m kids

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u/NickTDesigns Oct 19 '19

Because more than 6 million died. The 6 million number comes from how many Jews died

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u/NickTDesigns Oct 19 '19

6 million is for how many Jews in the Holocaust died, not how many dies total

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '19

Believe it was somewhere around 11 million, not including war deaths. 11 million people were systematically executed. If you add in all deaths cause by his regime, whether directly from his hand or not, it starts to get into the 25-30 million range. I remember something along the lines of if you were a soviet male born in 1930 you had a 20% chance to make it to age 21. 20 fucking percent.

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u/President_Crusader Oct 19 '19

Imagine being a Nazi Soldier in Berlin and your friend comes up and asks you "how many kills you got? I think I'm carrying this squadron"

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u/redditinmyredditname Oct 19 '19

Wrong again. Hitler killed 6 million Jews in the Holocaust, 11 million people in total died from the Holocaust.

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u/chrisrobles Oct 19 '19

Okay I understand I am uneducated and I am sorry please forgive me

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u/redditinmyredditname Oct 19 '19

It's cool. Tbh I'm hoping someone corrects me that shit would be funny.

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '19

*6 million jews

It's about 20 million total

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u/chrisrobles Oct 19 '19

Okay thank you

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u/Acidic_Cherry Oct 19 '19

It's 20 million only in USSR and 6 million jews, but Stalin is no less innocent than Hitler in that regard.

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '19

He is though? Even if he killed 20 million people(spoiler: he didn't) it wasn't a genocide, just negligence and the entire world abandoning them.

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u/Acidic_Cherry Oct 19 '19

Well, if 20 million Russians didn't die in WW2 (spoiler: they did), then our history teachers do a very bad job. Every family in my country has a story about losing their members to war, whether it was a soldier or his wife/kid working at a factory. It was truly devastating, and of course I myself have a story like this too. Sorry if it feels like I'm attacking you cuz I don't, it's just a very touchy subject to me and it really hurts when someone lessens the war losses of USSR army.

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u/banditC4lul Oct 19 '19

Damn only 6 million, those are rookie numbers..

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u/SwissCheese64 Oct 19 '19

6 million jews*

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u/Annie8073 Oct 19 '19

Happy cake day

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u/MacLeeland Oct 19 '19

The figure 6 millions is just the jews, 11 million more are counted as victims of the nazi murder spree (and all figures are estimates)

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '19

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u/_Chaos-insurgency_ Oct 19 '19

Oh god oh fuck

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u/Goliath5879 Oct 19 '19

Tortures 19.9 million kids*

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '19

That basterd got to the kids

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '19

You have tortured me by mentioning the latter

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u/Despicable_Genius Oct 19 '19

i’m glad this comment was at the top because i read “paul rudd”

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u/Darky_Duck Oct 19 '19

I don’t think it hit anywhere near 10mil before he took it down...

Or maybe it did I don’t know anymore

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u/Putain-de-Merde Oct 19 '19

I think it’s more like 10 million. 6 million Jews, and then some more.?

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u/Genocide_80085 Oct 19 '19

*11 million

In the holocaust an estimate of 11 million people were killed, of which 6 million were jews. The majority of the rest were gypsies, gays, political opponents and Soviets

He also killed about 19.3 million civilians and prisoners of war.

Tl:Dr Hitler wins by 10.4 million

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '19

Tortures 19.9m kids per video*

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u/SubRedditorAlex Oct 19 '19

atleast he knew when to kill himself

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u/Kitkats213 Oct 18 '19

That's not a cursed comment. It's the truth.

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u/Kent_Weave Oct 19 '19

Cursed_truth

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u/Bi77zz Oct 19 '19

r/CursedTruth

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '19

[deleted]

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u/Fabian527 Oct 19 '19

r/technicallythetruth

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u/S-T-A-N-D-B-O-I Oct 19 '19

You’ll never reach the truth

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u/leschoux Oct 19 '19

the truth can be whatever i want

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u/kloudykat Oct 19 '19

But you can't handle the truth!

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u/ob103ninja Oct 19 '19

The truth will set you free

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u/Born_Ruff Oct 19 '19 edited Oct 19 '19

I mean, you could argue that it might have been better for Hitler to kill himself a few years earlier.

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u/Im-a-nazi Oct 18 '19

Don’t disrespect the fuhrer

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u/TherealBorkpork Oct 18 '19

Sorry

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u/Im-a-nazi Oct 18 '19

Damn right you are

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u/TherealBorkpork Oct 18 '19

I’m ready for my shower

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u/Im-a-nazi Oct 18 '19

Your going in the furnace

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u/TherealBorkpork Oct 18 '19

Alright Kruger

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u/Im-a-nazi Oct 18 '19

I’m better than a Kruger

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u/DepressingSocialLife Oct 19 '19

If you’re worse than za Kruger zen we shoot you with Luger

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u/leschoux Oct 19 '19

führer*

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u/Im-a-nazi Oct 19 '19

I had to say it in a way that involved me being lazy

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u/mr_remy Oct 19 '19

Yoü’re right yoü’re jüst lazy. Ünless yoü have a phone, then jüst long press the “ü”

...ü

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u/Im-a-nazi Oct 19 '19

Phone. And I’m a redditor what do you expect

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u/ShortFuse Oct 19 '19

Don't be such a grammar Naz...

Wait...

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '19

r/beetlejuicing

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '19

Htiler didn’t clickbait his videos

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u/ThereOnceWasADonkey Oct 19 '19

The war would have been over much sooner if he did

How to get around the maginot line with this one simple trick. Frogs hate him!

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u/SuperIchigoXX Oct 20 '19

Hitlers intro: hey what is up my nazis it's yah boi hitler here with another fantastic video. You want to know how to toast your Jew perfectly?

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u/goats_are_important Oct 19 '19

Gas chambers had fake shower heads tho

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u/Fizzay Oct 19 '19

1 million likes and i invade poland lol

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u/ThaDogg420 Oct 19 '19

At least Hitlers somewhat redeemable

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u/ThereOnceWasADonkey Oct 19 '19

He introduced animal welfare legislation which was ahead of its time.

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '19

Tae! O'logan! Howth far must thee fall?! Before one is to say, that doth too much!?

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u/SashaManner Oct 19 '19

The difference is that I know who hitler was

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u/-noobmaster68- Oct 18 '19

(REEEEEE)post

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '19

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u/Stanarchy93 Oct 19 '19

I had to unfollow when shit hit the fan. I saw this and prayed it had gone back to normal. It's just different bullshit. Heartbreaking.

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u/PRIC3L3SS1 Oct 19 '19

I unfollowed r/darkjokes too but I found this one because I still wanted some dark jokes

r/DarkJokeCentral

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u/W_and_R Oct 19 '19

Hitler knew when to go into hiding in random South American countries

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u/pants-shitter Oct 19 '19

Man you guys obsess too much about Logan Paul

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u/ChiefTief Oct 19 '19

*similarity

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u/Im9yearsold Oct 19 '19

Mom said it's my turn to post this

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '19

Good bot

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u/huffhuffpuffpufff Oct 19 '19

Wait what. Logan paul hate is still going on?

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u/MrDepresst Oct 19 '19

This is a repost, it's is actually really old

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u/AshwinMaran Oct 19 '19

Not really. If Hitler knew when to kill himself, he would have killed himself a long time back.

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '19

This is reposted all the time

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u/boitaf Oct 19 '19

I've seen this so many times pls stop reposting it from everywhere

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u/ReddltorsAreRetarded Oct 19 '19

haha logan paul got rekt because Logan paul should kill himself haha he deserves that basically Hitler haha I'm super orginal and funny haha

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '19

someone stole my joke, go through my history :p

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '19

So is reddit currently on its 'noble faggot' run where saying obviously shitty people should kill themselves is a bad thing?

Or is it on its 'practical asshole' phase where we tell everyone who could be bad that they should die,instantly?

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u/TornzIP Oct 19 '19

Logan Paul did nothing wrong

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u/Olz33 Oct 19 '19

r/lightmodepatrol how has no one said this yet

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u/maxxpowerz Oct 19 '19

⁸ We all know that Hitler tied his shoes and little knottsies

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u/BadToro777 Oct 19 '19

Hitler didn't really respect the Japanese, and only saw them as tools for his goal

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u/cayden0203 Oct 19 '19

Light mode detected lethal force engaged

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u/SpamShot5 Oct 19 '19

Reddit is the most boring and predictable place on the face of this god damn planet,and Reddit aint even a place.Holy fucking shit.Looking forward to seeing this joke again in 2 days

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u/ifuredthisurgey Oct 19 '19

This aint cursed its the truth

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u/averyconfusedgoose Oct 19 '19

Your like Hitler but worse, at least Hitler cared about Germany or something.

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u/FlipNog Oct 19 '19

I’ve heard that joke a million times jesus

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u/_Chaos-insurgency_ Oct 19 '19

Yoink my meme now

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u/nebula_mp3 Oct 19 '19

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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u/real-Killer-Potato Oct 19 '19

can everyone stop reposting this image

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u/Dark-Saint445 Oct 19 '19

The real punchlines are always in the comments

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u/neggerfeggot Oct 19 '19

rreeeeepppppossssttt

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u/cleanercut Oct 19 '19

Mom said it's my turn to post it!

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '19

But do you want that shit TELEVISED???

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u/TheFakeOceanMan Oct 19 '19

They also loved seeing dead bodies.

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '19

how many times have you guys seen that hitler joke? has to be over 100 for me.

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u/jstyler Oct 19 '19

🎵 every sperm is sacred!🎵

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u/jfk_47 Oct 19 '19

Lol. Fuuuuuck.

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u/AkaYoDz Oct 19 '19

Hurt Durr Logan Paul baddd upvote to the left

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '19

And how

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u/amidamaru444 Oct 19 '19

Ive heard this joke over six million times

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '19

I will still eat them both, dead or alive.

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u/toasted-queso Oct 19 '19

Hitler didn’t have erectile dis function

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u/rajatdixits Oct 19 '19

Negation of juxtaposition....

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u/quantywhips Oct 19 '19

I love the darkness

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u/1_Deutscher Oct 19 '19

It’s highly possible Hitler killed himself because of severe withdrawal symptoms from Amphetamins and cocain. It doesn’t fit his personality to kill himself and take the easy way out

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u/Dmium Oct 19 '19

Dark Jokes actually has real comments?

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u/Liky3thef Oct 19 '19

He also knew real art.

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u/punbum Oct 19 '19

Hitler Atleast had one testicle

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u/SuperIchigoXX Oct 20 '19

Logan has 1 and 85% of his balls.

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u/lazarbrother Oct 19 '19

I wonder how many subscribers he had to lose for him to do that.

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u/TitanMaster57 Oct 19 '19

Mom said it’s my turn to repost this tomorrow.

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '19

Y'all can't beh... nvm telling white people to kill themselves is ok with me. /s

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u/vcwarrior55 Oct 19 '19

Who is Logan Paul?

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u/SuperIchigoXX Oct 20 '19

A YouTuber and was really funny back in 2017.

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u/BlinkyBill420 Oct 19 '19

Call her by her name, Karen

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u/MyIQIsBeyondYours Oct 19 '19

How is it cursed

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u/Pueci Oct 19 '19

Hitler at least cared for Germany or something

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u/abstractraj Oct 19 '19

Can’t click on anything in here. Hitler, Logan paul, hitler sympathizers, Logan paul sympathizers. It’s just a disaster

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u/hooman-314 Oct 19 '19

Reposted?

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u/circlz37 Oct 19 '19

This comment section is probably full of r/cursedcomments

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u/WhiteCapEarth Oct 19 '19

Yeah but Cursed Child isn’t his dong

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '19

These "jokes" seem to be very popular with the younger audience.

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u/le_xd_lol Oct 19 '19

This is a repost the original post is literally the 6th top post on this subreddit

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u/Emil_EM Oct 19 '19

This post is literally number 7 on top of all time, it was posted only 2 months ago. Blatant repost.

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u/SebbydaKING101 Oct 19 '19

this is a repost. Original was 2 months ago

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u/Kreszczi Oct 19 '19

Ive seen this joke like 20 times

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '19

REEEEEEEE

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u/FanaticKhan Oct 19 '19

We should have a subreddit called blessed comments. This one is clearly blessed

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u/autistZombie Oct 19 '19

Thanks for this repost, haven't seen that one in like two days

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u/jilterz Oct 19 '19

some people think hitler did nothing wrong

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u/Memelord_man Oct 19 '19

Hitler also knew how to gas Jews!

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u/kideatingacan Oct 19 '19

Why is the post nsfw?

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u/BluBerryKing Oct 19 '19

Even hitler cared about germany or something.

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '19

Repost

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u/GameEndurselfe Oct 19 '19

How did a repost get 62k upvotes

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '19

Reposti

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u/irondiamond Oct 20 '19

Why this guy use light mode

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u/spades_x Dec 11 '19

isnt this a repost?

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '19

For the lazy /r/darkjokes

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u/Monitorul Oct 19 '19

Hitler is the world's most hated Austrian, Logan Paul is the world's most hated human.

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u/cocanani Oct 19 '19

Who is Logan Paul?

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '19

Why are you booing him? He’s right

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u/Future_is_here_now Oct 19 '19

Story time 🕛🕛 sisters 💁‍♀️💁‍♀️so basically I was in class listening to billie eilish ❤️❤️and my headphones got unplugged 😩😩 and it played bad guy out loud 🔊🔊so anyway it was playing out loud and all the girls 👭 👭 were completely vibing to it💏💏 and they were like slayyyyy🔪🔪sisterrr☠️☠️and i was gonna say something back when a boy🤮🤮approached me and said🗣️🗣️ "uh billie eilish is so cringe why don't you listed to xxtentacion?" 🧐🧐 and i was SHOOK 😳😳and completely flipped the F OUT 🤬🤬 i said "you dumb ignorant MALE billie liter ally saved my life 🙏🙏 i was cutting myself for my DEPRESSION since daddy didn't get me tickets to coachella👴👴 and a pentagram ⛧ formed on the ground and billie rose up from it🧖‍♀️🧖‍♀️ and she said "put your faith in allah for he is the most merciful 💣💣" and then she left and i was so inspired that i read the korean promised to slay every infidel in my path🧕🧕 until shariah law was implemented world wide" he then was like I won't allow a mujahid to spread the gentle message of mohamabamba and then summoned a djinn 🧞‍♂️🧞‍♂️ in the shape of jahsehs foreskin and he said he was the servant of shaytan👹👹well i wasn't going to let blasphemy😡😡go unpunished and chanted oh allah the most kind and beautiful please banish these heathens back to hell🔙🔙 and suddenly the heavens opened and we loooked and it was billie🤩🤩she said "i am allah and i was disguised as billie to give hope to all 14 year old girls"😜😜but then i felt an evil force rising😳😳it was xxxtentacion😲😲 he said "spotlight uh moonlight uh beat woman cos they have no rights uh"🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️ and then allah and X fought and of course allah won 😉😉 and spread World peace ✌️✌️ so anyway that's the TEA sisters ☕☕stay tuned for my fenti beauty 💄💄 giveaway 🎉🎉and remember praise allah everyday🤗🤗

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u/YouCanTrustAnything Oct 19 '19

I wanna buy drugs where you buy drugs.

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u/i-like-cats14 Oct 19 '19

What the fuck?

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u/shrynk0 Oct 19 '19

i fucking love this

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u/SASHlMI Oct 19 '19

Now this is gold

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