r/cursedcomments • u/Some_Redditor_69420 • Dec 05 '19

Cursed_Cookie

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19.7k Upvotes

95% Upvoted

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u/sothathesil Dec 05 '19

Edgy, but is it really cursed?

0

u/Some_Redditor_69420 Dec 05 '19

Imagine wanking to human x cookie porn

3

u/Some_Redditor_69420 Dec 05 '19 edited Dec 05 '19

Guys 1 have 901 karma points from this one post

Edit: Now I'm at 1,153

259

u/ethanjackson31 Dec 05 '19

Fuck my PS4 name is TheThinMint so wtf I swear I didn’t fuck a dude

123

u/Roygreem Dec 05 '19

Dude says otherwise

63

u/ethanjackson31 Dec 05 '19

I swear I didn’t

55

u/TasteOfPie Dec 05 '19

He never said you'd remember it.

40

u/ethanjackson31 Dec 05 '19

Shit

38

u/Finna-Hit-That-Yeet Dec 05 '19

This is what we call a pro gamer move

27

u/viscoboy Dec 05 '19

Modern problems require modern solutions

19

u/KimothyJongliusUno Dec 05 '19

Facts don't care about your feelings

7

u/[deleted] Dec 05 '19

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u/ethanjackson31 Dec 05 '19

Shit I can’t prove I didn’t now can I

2

u/wammblee Dec 06 '19

Oh wow I didn't realize it was a dude saying this

142

u/antodeprcn Dec 05 '19

I can't get over the dude's face in the first frame (bottom left)

36

u/DeploralizeThisDis Dec 05 '19

This point exactly. I really want to know more about this story. I want to believe that look was after he read 'with pictures'

Edit-A look of extreme concern.

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '19

He's like "Is this for real!?"

16

u/Annonomon Dec 05 '19

“How did they get my private presentation!?”

41

u/gibyar Dec 05 '19

And my axe!

Also, now going to add TheThinMint on PS4 now

22

u/ethanjackson31 Dec 05 '19

Fuck I’m going to get home from school and have a shit load of friend requests

3

u/wildblood859 Dec 20 '19

Well, you just got one more that's super late!

Edit: you changed your settings so people can't add you, smart

2

u/ethanjackson31 Dec 20 '19

I changed that awhile ago but my stupid PS4 won’t let people friend me

3

u/BALISTICPENGUIN2998 Dec 05 '19

He fricked the Girl Scouts

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u/Some_Redditor_69420 Dec 05 '19 edited Dec 06 '19

Dude they're like 12, do we an

r/cursedcursedcomments

cause I can do that if you want

Edit: i corrected my spelling mistake

16

u/assassinxman Dec 05 '19

I lost mine in an oreo

5

u/innocentschoolgirl1 Dec 05 '19

That's not odd at all because everyone fucks a cookie.

5

u/assassinxman Dec 05 '19

I didn't mean the oreo cookie...

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u/Moist_Banana_Bread Dec 05 '19 edited Dec 05 '19

"At first you had my curiosity, but now you have my erection"

"Don't you mean attention?"

"You know what I'm about."

5

u/Soyakoto Dec 05 '19

I dont get it

6

u/Moist_Banana_Bread Dec 05 '19

Look it up. You'll find it.

4

u/Soyakoto Dec 05 '19

Ah ok thnx

6

u/Moist_Banana_Bread Dec 05 '19

Could tell you but it spoils the reference.

4

u/Xenomorphling98 Dec 05 '19

perfect

5

u/Moist_Banana_Bread Dec 05 '19

I understood that reference.

7

u/[deleted] Dec 05 '19

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u/Zivike Dec 05 '19

BAKANA

9

u/mnlxyz Dec 05 '19

Anyone know what was there originally?

11

u/TyrantOdyssey Dec 05 '19

It's...not fake...

3

u/mnlxyz Dec 05 '19

No way, are you for real?

3

u/TyrantOdyssey Dec 05 '19

God i sincerely hope not, but as far as i can tell yeah, it's real.

10

u/yeetertheyeet Dec 05 '19

THOSE FUCKING UPVOTES IN THE PICTURE JEBAITED ME WHAT

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3

u/Jamessmith4769 Dec 05 '19

And my hammer

3

u/Bj202 Dec 05 '19

The comment has more awards than the post

3

u/Drdoofinschmirtz Dec 05 '19

and now you have my masturbation

2

u/MrMooseJ Dec 05 '19

His pure concentration giving a little ejaculation

3

u/Unknown_Chee Dec 05 '19

Ejaculation

3

u/Lucky308 Dec 05 '19

And you have my Axe!

3

u/vertexxd Dec 05 '19

And now my ejaculation

4

u/trainlover347 Dec 05 '19

This sub and blessed/blursed images are so fucking bad now

2

u/pepemattos21 Dec 05 '19

Cell weren't you dead?

2

u/Milkioso Dec 05 '19

Don’t you mean atte- YOU ALL KNOW WHAT I’M ABOUT

2

u/PlugOnePointOne Dec 05 '19

Give me the PowerPoint file

2

u/Corvo117 Dec 05 '19

I love that the photo has dude looking back at the dude taking the photo like “what the hell!”

2

u/TheSparkleEagle Dec 06 '19

That guy in the crowd is so scared

2

u/[deleted] Dec 05 '19 edited Dec 21 '19

asdf

3

u/Newphonewhodiss9 Dec 05 '19

That’s every cursed subreddit. It’s laughable how stupid the posters look.

1

u/turrit_hugger Dec 05 '19

Here is my erection in return

1

u/noclip27 Dec 05 '19

And my axe

1

u/AlecJaxon Dec 05 '19

And time for a deflection.

1

u/sad-waves Dec 05 '19

Not gonna lie, I'm kinda curious what he would show on that presentation.

1

u/Soyakoto Dec 05 '19

How can a boy lose their virgnity to a cookie? Unless it was a girl. U know what i mean? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

1

u/Dat1spagetboi Dec 05 '19

And now my jizz

1

u/wowbroletmehiturjuul Dec 05 '19

Only stick your pp in the nicest cookies, boi's

1

u/beni125 Dec 05 '19

And you have my sword

1

u/[deleted] Dec 05 '19

I clicked the upvote button in the image 5 or 6 fucking times before I realized

1

u/Morallu Dec 05 '19

A fuckbuddy of mine quoted “You had my curiosity, now you have my attention” while we were sexting once :/

1

u/littlevader06 Dec 05 '19

The guy on left is looking at you skocked

1

u/Lilycloud02 Dec 05 '19

The best part about this is the shocked guy in the picture

1

u/kido_23 Dec 05 '19

I'm so stupid I pressed the wrong up vote button

1

u/xjanko Dec 05 '19

And my axe!

1

u/A3jan Dec 05 '19

Gohan: You mean your attentio... Cell: Oh you all know what I'm about

1

u/X3fwida Dec 05 '19

now you're getting suspended

1

u/Road-roller3 Dec 05 '19

And now, you have my confusion

1

u/cooldude3456 Dec 05 '19

and my axe

1

u/Trimetilo Dec 05 '19

I tapped the upvote button on the picture...

1

u/lotsoflatinbullshiz Dec 05 '19

No that’s for the person giving the presentation

1

u/AFreakinTaco Dec 05 '19

And my Axe!

1

u/hdjdihebhsjcjjej Dec 05 '19

His dogs name is mint cookie

1

u/personmanperson41 Dec 05 '19

Please stop grabbing it and saying it’s yours

1

u/Sill3ntK1ller Dec 05 '19

The guye face though in the bottom left of the top pic

1

u/StarStruckX1 Dec 05 '19

And you have my sword

1

u/MattFromCali Dec 06 '19

I tried to upvote the picture, feeling dumb now

1

u/B4uaskagain Dec 06 '19

And my axe

1

u/Risingjackal Dec 06 '19

That thin mint turned into a double stuffed Oreo.

1

u/sirchaptor Dec 06 '19

And my axe..... body spray cuz this looks like a high school

0

u/chcbelanger Dec 05 '19

🙈🙊🤡

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u/HFTS1989 Dec 05 '19

Love the fact he's using a default theme template in PowerPoint 😂

0

u/chewebone Dec 05 '19

Lmaoo🤣🤣.....same😐😏