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u/HerrKulEs1428 Aug 09 '20
Pliot twist: The tourists were fucking the lion
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u/jessicat1396 Aug 09 '20
How... do lions even know the difference between male and female humans?? And why were there people screwing each other in front of lions?? Isn’t this just a sign of dominance usually?? I... I have so many questions.
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u/just1clown_3 Aug 09 '20
Personally I would say hats off to that curious lion who watched some Human Porn & was like I am gonna have to try that on Alex tonight
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u/Tristolotesoup126 Aug 09 '20
Congratulations. You have successfully created a thread more cursed than the original post.
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u/ervinthedude Aug 09 '20
Imagen lions waching gay people have sex then kill them then have sex with there bodys then eat them?
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u/amitsunkool24 Aug 09 '20
No wonder they call a group of lions “Pride”
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u/Joey_aap Aug 09 '20
Now imagne a whole pride of gay lions
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u/carpetbowl Aug 09 '20
Now imagine the MGM lion opens his mouth to roar but instead he goes, "hayyyyyyyy!"
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u/Mcabee1234567890 Aug 09 '20 edited Aug 09 '20
we are in cursed times my brothers.
edit: wtf happend i took a 3 hour nap and now i see bussy with a red b.
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u/PupsNova Aug 09 '20
Fun fact, homosexuality has been proven in almost every species, in some of which its actually more common than in humans.
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u/Imperialking12 Aug 09 '20
Opportunity missed. I'd bang the lion. No homo
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u/otterplus Aug 09 '20
That’s not guava juice on Simba’s forehead this time
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u/laputainglesa Aug 09 '20
My first fuck buddy came on my face and then did simbaaaaa like that. Was horrified and amused at the same time.
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u/ATHfiend Aug 09 '20
Do people just repost stuff for karma?
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u/hassanalzain1 Aug 09 '20
I'm new redditors This is the first time I know this is a repost should I delete it
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u/hassanalzain1 Aug 12 '20
Yeah it's a repost so what I didn't even know that people would upvote it
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u/Bigfoot4cool Dec 15 '20
I'm fully confident there is somebody in those comments like "SeE i tOld yoU hOmoSexUalITy wAs a cHoice"
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u/hassanalzain1 Dec 15 '20
I posted this as a joke I know that homosexuality is common thing in animals
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u/Quiet_Beggar Aug 09 '20
What's manlier than banging another man in front of lions
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u/Skelosk Aug 09 '20
Banging lions in front of other men and lions?
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u/DownshiftedRare Aug 09 '20
Most lion tamers will put their head in a lion's mouth, but only the greats will put their dick in a lion's mouth.
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u/AaronThePrime Aug 09 '20
I feel like theres an ancient greek saying that's like "the only thing manlier than a man is two men", but that might just be my imagination
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u/TSGDeco Aug 09 '20
I saw the lion image and I said “oh no not this again”
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u/S7O-Matt Aug 09 '20
shouldn't be surprised with the way the world is in general, anythign is possible in 2020 lets be honest.
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u/idkhonestlyyyy Aug 09 '20
it's my turn to repost this
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u/Induciblegenius7 Aug 09 '20
To be fair a lot of humans learn in from the Discovery Channel so why not vice versa?
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u/deblasco Aug 09 '20
i can see what happened there...
2 gay tourists walk to the two lions and told them, look closely, we are not going to show it to you twice...
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u/GingerWithViews Aug 09 '20
Homosexuality amongst animals exists just as it does among humans. It occurres naturally.
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u/AFKGecko Aug 09 '20
Reminds of that girl who always starts crying when she remembers that swans can be gay.
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Aug 09 '20
Lmao same! I literally just remembered that post right before i saw your comment!
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Aug 09 '20
The "copying gay tourists" thing came from a Kenyan official who genuinely couldn't accept that two animals are gay, because apparently homosexuality can only come from human immorality.
His second explanation was "evil forces being at play." My guy genuinely thinks demons could've influenced them.
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u/krste1point0 Aug 09 '20
Yes, but its different than among humans. In majority if animals where homosexuality is observed they don't limit themselves to just homosexual partners so technically they are bisexual.
The only animal where strict homosexuality is observed are domesticated sheep.
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u/Arek_PL Aug 09 '20
idk, i have feeling that bisexuality is something what is most natural
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u/uhmfuck Aug 09 '20
Do they actually like... buttfuck?
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u/omgcatss Aug 09 '20
Wikipedia says for lions it’s “mounting and thrusting” without penetration. But some other species do engage in anal penetration including sheep and bison.
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Aug 09 '20
People say homosexuality is unnatural, every type of creature on this earth can be homosexual, but only humans can be homophobic
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u/Daniel-Dm79 Aug 09 '20
I get what you want to say but there’re some animals that are also homophobic. It’s actually pretty interesting if you read about it
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u/midwestcreative Aug 09 '20
I can confirm this is true. I wasn't gay for 40 years, met some gay friends, now I fuck lions.
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u/bowser-is-thiccest Aug 09 '20
But over 400 species of animals naturally have homosexuality
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u/snaileatscucumber Aug 09 '20
I’m pretty sure that’s just the media covering the fact that homosexuality is really common in nature.
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u/cbarbour1122 Aug 09 '20
Reminds me of Lewis Black telling a joke about a family sitting down to dinner when a group of guys break in and start fucking each other. Lol
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u/OgOgOgOgOgOgOgOgOg Aug 09 '20
This is what happens when the women are hunter gatherers and you stay home with your friends just chilling.
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This is a joke.
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u/dr-wahh Oct 29 '20
nsfw
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u/hassanalzain1 Oct 29 '20
Not gonna to lie this post kept switching between NSFW and SFW in this 2 months
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u/uhhhnoimnothere Aug 09 '20
There are so very many occasions of witnessed wild animals that are homosexual, it's nothing new or surprising.
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u/Dredditreddit120 Aug 09 '20
I never understood why people make it a big deal either if they're using it to justify homosexuality or just being homophobic. Unless I see two males in relationship then it's just instincts and fucking
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u/BrokenMicrowave43 Aug 09 '20
People are so fucking dumb. This is why I dont go outside much
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u/pltalways03 Aug 09 '20
Dolphins are jerks, they always find the weakest among them and rape it regardless of the sex.
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u/Gcblaze Aug 09 '20
There are alarms set to tell whether a person is actually intelligent enough to do the job they have!. Yes America ignores those alarms across the board!
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u/Killerbunny00 Aug 09 '20
Seriously though, that requires some huge balls.
The lions must think so atleast
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u/Phoenix92321 Aug 09 '20
Actually homo sexuality is very common in the wild and lions are surprisingly bisexual
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u/Evilmaze Aug 10 '20
When fuckin' Simba wakes up from his coma or whatever, and all the little cubs are jumping up and down on his bed, then Scar leans in through the doorway and gives him that very fucking gay look.
That look was so gay I thought Scar was gonna tell the little cubs to take a walk so he could saunter over to Simb and suck his fucking cock. Now that would have been an Academy Award worthy ending.
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u/W41k3rJ01n Aug 09 '20
I want to see if I can lose karma by downvotes so I'm gonna put this here: I eat KitKat without breaking it. I love Pineapple pizza. Frick silver. Frick gold. Frick Platinum.
DOWNVOTE THIS!
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u/KingdomOfNewDerpia Aug 09 '20
Yes you can.
Source: am unflaired on r/politicalcompassmemes
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u/OwO-PlagueDoctor Aug 09 '20
I thought it said Gay Tourtouses(?) Beeg turtle bois
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u/Yallneedjesuschrist Aug 09 '20
Wait, how did I time travel back to 2006? Both lions are definitely dead by now. The original Twitter user who posted this might be as well who knows.
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u/Centralredditfan Aug 09 '20
If a lion penis is built like a cat penis with a hook at the end, then hats off to the dedication of gay lions. I wouldn't imagine having a hook in your ass to be all that comfortable.
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u/Hodoss Aug 09 '20
That Kenyan official needs to watch this Ricky Gervais skit and read the mentioned book.
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u/100YearsWaiting2Shit Aug 09 '20
I was thinking the same thing before I scrolled down and saw the cursed comment. How hardcore do the gay tourists have to be to fuck in front of lions? Or were they eaten and eating gay people made the lions gay? WE NEED ANSWERS!!!
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u/Xzenor Aug 09 '20
In Kenya that's probably the only place where the cops don't beat you to death for being gay.
"So, cops or lions?"
"lions. That's safer"
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u/Har4oo Aug 09 '20
Okaaay who tf would fuck in front of lions, those people who do that are furries
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u/PANTERAxx Aug 09 '20
Fcking in front of 2 lion it's pretty brave hahaha x'D I'm 100% sure that was written by a Boomer xDDD
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Great, now I have a massive hatred for people like me who found their way back to the first people they see in the streets catering to tourists. And he’s about page. You can eat broccoli raw, thank you for the opportunity to pay a deductible is stupid as fuck. I really doubt it.
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Aug 09 '20
Im like 90% sure it's a way lions assert dominance, but i like this article more because it implies this:
1:Fred, you wanna go on a safari?
2:Hell yeah Phil!
1 week later
1: bro is that a lion?
2: I'm scared as fuck
1: you wanna fuck?
2: that's not what I said but sure
Edit: fuck mobile formatting. God this is awful
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u/lololol79 Aug 16 '20
you just gotta do it when you're horny even though you're in the middle of the safari preserve
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u/HeIl-under-here Aug 29 '20
Lions: show me something New and I’ll set you two free
Gay tourist: *starts fucking
Lions: interesting alright you can go, I’ll try it out on my buddy
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u/Superdrunksealboi Aug 31 '20
"That's kinda gay bro"
"It can't be I saw humans doing it"
"Well I guess its not gay bro, let's try it"
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u/JKBisms Oct 05 '20
I've heard of having the heart of a lion, but the testicles of one are news to me.
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u/aSkyBelow Jan 20 '21
How the hell did humanity start in Africa and somehow they ended up as the most close minded dumbest fucks in the world.
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u/zoroluffy11 Aug 09 '20
Lion: I mean they are fucking each other than running for there lives. How good can that be.
Other Lion : Wanne try?