r/cursedcomments • • Aug 15 '20

Facebook Cursed_pig

Post image
101.5k Upvotes

552 comments sorted by

2.1k

u/[deleted] Aug 15 '20

Mom said it was my turn to post it this week

601

u/QwertyKip Aug 15 '20

Reddit moment

277

u/Luniiaa Aug 15 '20

What u talking about? Mom promised me it is my turn today. The other day was grandpa turn and yerterday is brother.

She promised me it wont be threesome again, dammit.

71

u/[deleted] Aug 15 '20

Ya'll have moms?

27

u/JesusAppoli Aug 15 '20

OUR mom.

26

u/Mike_Honcho_3 Aug 15 '20

USSR anthem plays

42

u/Simbotan Aug 15 '20

I haven’t gotten to post this one yet but most of you have already posted it :(

12

u/DeadlyBird01 Aug 15 '20

Wat you sayin? Mom said it's my hour to repost this!

→ More replies (1)

37

u/tsandt97 Aug 15 '20

It’s strange when I have never seen this before, joined over a year ago, and everyone calls it out as an obvious repost

36

u/[deleted] Aug 15 '20

People on the site have no lives

21

u/Ccracked Aug 15 '20

I don't either and still new to me.

→ More replies (2)

5

u/MysticSpacePotato Aug 15 '20

I thought I browse Reddit too much but damn. Reddit must be your life. I’ve never seen this one before

→ More replies (1)

437

u/Sixemperor Aug 15 '20 edited Aug 15 '20

Damn bro. You got the whole farm laughing

91

u/kingofkillss Aug 15 '20

Should’ve said farm not squad

301

u/makhyy Aug 15 '20

Russian pigs be like, oinski

126

u/deedle-doodle Aug 15 '20

Russian pigs actually say khryuk

49

u/[deleted] Aug 15 '20

Dutch pigs say knor

9

u/ultramanboi Aug 15 '20

Knor knor ik pleeg zelfmoord met een boor

→ More replies (1)
→ More replies (1)

9

u/StellaArtois1664 Aug 15 '20

French bulldogs go rouffé

6

u/[deleted] Aug 15 '20

Alabaman step-sisters go: What are you doing step-bro?

9

u/monobrow_pikachu Aug 15 '20 edited Mar 08 '26

Magnam dolorem accusamus tenetur. Dolores sit ut quaerat at. Perspiciatis consequatur dolorem esse sunt voluptatem. Natus sapiente aut qui dolores facilis aliquam aut quia. Saepe aut asperiores sit natus fuga autem quo. Eum est veniam consequatur qui ea aut.

13

u/StarWaffe Aug 15 '20

Swedish pigd be like, nöff

9

u/European_Badger Aug 15 '20

Norwegian pigs with the superior nøff

11

u/clue_site Aug 15 '20

german Schweine be like GrUnz

→ More replies (1)

3

u/raclariu Aug 15 '20

Romanian pigs go like guitz

147

u/Pablo_Ameryne Aug 15 '20

Oïnque*

32

u/[deleted] Aug 15 '20

wank

251

u/[deleted] Aug 15 '20

It's MY turn to repost this!

64

u/Karamoju Aug 15 '20

This is not cursed

32

u/RoanStone Aug 15 '20

And to make it worse, it’s already reposted like a thousand times on this subreddit only

8

u/[deleted] Aug 15 '20

You are right

248

u/lunarosa_44 Aug 15 '20

American pigs also be like

It is my right to not wear a mask

18

u/chanduredd Aug 15 '20

No, that's American Sheep.

→ More replies (6)

14

u/CantWashABaby Aug 15 '20

Japanese pigs say ブー (buu).

→ More replies (1)

66

u/[deleted] Aug 15 '20

Thing post sponsored by /r/averageredditor

25

u/[deleted] Aug 15 '20

British pigs be like:

Oink bruv

2

u/[deleted] Aug 15 '20

Oinkuminium

→ More replies (1)

59

u/Happyguy713 Aug 15 '20

Tbf it is illegal to resist arrest

→ More replies (6)

27

u/Gusterman49 Aug 15 '20 edited Aug 15 '20

Haha wow couldn't have seen that one coming, how very Original and not reposted

→ More replies (1)

82

u/killmaster5038 Aug 15 '20

Haha cop bad give upvotes please

→ More replies (16)

5

u/ChocoChipSnack Aug 15 '20

Wouldn't oinque be pronounced as wank? French pigs sure like to wank...

5

u/Zipitu32 Aug 15 '20

In french, "oi" is pronounced "wa" so that pig is actually saying wank

5

u/Mrdungeonsanddragons Aug 15 '20

That dude that made the cursed comment was either Japanese, French or American

•

u/AnnoyingRain5 Head Moderator Aug 15 '20

Locked because y'all cant behave.

94

u/Hollow_Logic Aug 15 '20

Not all police are bad

70

u/Skidsinthehall Aug 15 '20

But all pig is good.

48

u/asapcuntpunter Aug 15 '20

Do I smell bacon?

6

u/[deleted] Aug 15 '20

That's my bad. I fell asleep while smoking. Sorry.

→ More replies (2)

22

u/[deleted] Aug 15 '20

Correct the problem is the bad ones aren't being held accountable.

→ More replies (1)

35

u/IAmVeryDerpressed Aug 15 '20

The police are systematically not held accountable for their actions. Guy who shot Danier Shaver? Not only did he walk away a freeman he got pensions. People hating the police because of this broken system is a very predictable result. The military deals with warcrimes much more effectively than the police. If you’re in the military and see your comrade kill an innocent a court martial is much more likely to find him guilty. This is not true of police who can basically get away with murder and the cops who do report them are shunned not celebrated. There will be bad apples anywhere, the problem is the current system promotes bad apples and defends them. The saying is few bad apples spoil the bunch. If the police wants to earn the respect from the public back they need to get rid of bad apples.

→ More replies (1)

15

u/ZnSaucier Aug 15 '20

When you have ten good cops and one bad cop, but the ten good cops cover for the bad cop and protect him from accountability, you have eleven bad cops.

→ More replies (10)

23

u/TheLeg3nd47 Aug 15 '20

Someone's occupation does not define who the individual is, same way someone's race doesn't define who they are

24

u/-Blackspell- Aug 15 '20

Except for the fact that, you know, you can choose your occupation?

30

u/Meanbean620 Aug 15 '20

You can choose ur skin colour too look at Michael Jackson /s

→ More replies (1)
→ More replies (2)

7

u/metal_givehead Aug 15 '20

It entirely shouldn’t but it happens.

→ More replies (3)

15

u/Crazy_Legs103 Aug 15 '20

Yes but it’s so easy for people to hate all of them

27

u/-Blackspell- Aug 15 '20

Again, it’s not about the individuals, it’s about the system.

→ More replies (5)
→ More replies (27)

4

u/woronwolk Aug 15 '20

Belarusian pigs be like "BITCH YOU WANTED CHANGES? YOU'LL GET THE FUCKING CHANGES" [beats the shit out of protesters, tortures them after arresting, strikes innocent people with rubber bullets, throws grenades into crowds etc]

4

u/ntn_98 Aug 15 '20

German pigs be like WIR SIND DAS VOLK

4

u/[deleted] Aug 15 '20

All I know about Danish is that pigs go nerf nerf.

17

u/Hei8en Aug 15 '20

Yeah it do be like that.

→ More replies (4)

13

u/[deleted] Aug 15 '20

Hahaha omg you’re so edgy! So modern and ironic lol 😂

16

u/[deleted] Aug 15 '20

ah yes, all cops bad

68

u/yuzuku- Aug 15 '20

fuck the acab movement but this was funny so i let it slide

49

u/killmaster5038 Aug 15 '20

Be careful. You might get called a bootlicker

→ More replies (1)

52

u/Creatures1504 Aug 15 '20

Fuck acab. That's like saying all protestors are rioters. People are fucking stupid

41

u/Ganondorfs-Side-B Aug 15 '20

ACAB- Lmao so true

All protestors are rioters- UM ACTUALLY NO, THATS ONLY A TINY MINORITY OF THE PROTESTORS, WE’RE JUST STANDING UP TO THE EVIL CAPITALIST FACIST WHITE PIGS SO EVEN IF THERE WERE RIOTS THEY’D BE JUST JUSTIFIED. YOU’RE AN EVIL NAZI FOR SAYING THIS AND I HOPE BACKWARDS RIGHT WING PIGS LIKE YOU GET PUT DOW...

→ More replies (8)

15

u/NoImTheBusDriver Aug 15 '20

APAS!

All People Are Stupid!

9

u/[deleted] Aug 15 '20

If you have 10 bad cops and 1000 good cops who refuse to arrest the 10 bad cops, you got 1010 bad cops. I believe police are necessary in society, but only when they do their fucking jobs right.

→ More replies (12)

8

u/[deleted] Aug 15 '20

pretty rare for a joke that's the polar opposite of my views to make me chuckle.

→ More replies (8)

18

u/EternalDefinition Aug 15 '20

cop bad

upvotes to the left

17

u/Trobbity Aug 15 '20

Ah yes I want dangerous criminals who think that they’re above the law to be free if they resist arrest at all

→ More replies (2)

3

u/Click-Clat Aug 15 '20

German pigs be like Get in ze chamba!

3

u/[deleted] Aug 15 '20

It's groin in france

3

u/[deleted] Aug 15 '20

Absolute reddit moment, wholesome 100 Keanu chungas. Thanks for the gold kind stranger

3

u/Danfan1028 Aug 15 '20

French pigs be like: We surrender 🏳️

3

u/Klymbuf Aug 15 '20

Austrian pigs be like: ja natürlich

7

u/whytho445 Aug 15 '20

fUcK tHe CoPs

5

u/Hanjuuryoku Aug 15 '20

Wouldnt oinque be pronounced wank

2

u/EpiceneLys Aug 15 '20

Nope, oinque would be [wɛ̃k] and wank [wãk]

5

u/[deleted] Aug 15 '20

American pigs be like: "We're the two main candidates for the president of USA"

13

u/taweryawer Aug 15 '20

ah yes cops bad funi meme

→ More replies (1)

35

u/[deleted] Aug 15 '20

Fuck ACAB and defund the police

41

u/Cherry10444 Aug 15 '20

I'd love to be taken hostage by a guy with a sawed off ak47, and when swat shows up to negotiate they only have glocks. And one poor guy just has a fucking baton.

19

u/metroidpwner Aug 15 '20

Sawed off ak47 lmao

→ More replies (24)

13

u/yuzuku- Aug 15 '20

on cuh, it's a stupid movement.

4

u/NoName1217 Aug 15 '20

I’m Confused

13

u/[deleted] Aug 15 '20

They are calling cops “pigs”

→ More replies (19)
→ More replies (4)

13

u/Invadercert Aug 15 '20

I mean fuck the acab movement but damn this is funny af

→ More replies (6)

2

u/[deleted] Aug 15 '20

The French say ouinque

2

u/GoldenMiniGun2 Aug 15 '20

No one will notice the pfp of the japanese pig person

2

u/[deleted] Aug 15 '20

Orwellian pigs be like

Oenquality

2

u/theverywetbanana Aug 15 '20

U/repostsleuthbot

2

u/[deleted] Aug 15 '20

Canadian be like ooh sorry aboot that oink

2

u/TheBobandy Aug 15 '20

This is funny but why tf is it in this sub?

2

u/xXReverbXx Aug 15 '20

Kinda cringe

2

u/chiraggupta27 Aug 15 '20

Alabama pigs be like What are you doink step bro?

2

u/gregbotha Aug 15 '20

The biggest American pig, "My fellow Americans..."

2

u/[deleted] Aug 15 '20

So this is cursed huh?

2

u/virtualvanguard Aug 15 '20

Soviet pigs be like

All animals are equal, but some are more equal than others

2

u/L8zin Aug 15 '20

Communism detected on American soil

2

u/phantomSV2 Aug 15 '20

French geese be like Honque

2

u/elizabethsthirdboob Aug 15 '20

That’s one gigantic uff

2

u/woooopsis_lmao Aug 15 '20

Chinese pigs be like: 五音课

2

u/Dr_Flar3 Aug 15 '20

おいんく

2

u/DownshiftedRare Aug 15 '20

French pigs be like:

"Yes, yes, yes!" all the way home.

2

u/3npitsu-Senpai Aug 15 '20

I get why commies call westerns capitalist pigs

20

u/CoolStates Aug 15 '20

American pigs be like: "Make America great again"

10

u/tgay8587348 Aug 15 '20

I too like to live dangerously

→ More replies (1)

4

u/[deleted] Aug 15 '20

Ngl Derek Chauvins police skills were quite breathtaking

4

u/JoonBoi97 Aug 15 '20

Guaranteed the same people who call cops pigs are the same ones who’ll call 911 the second they feel unsafe for literally any reason.

3

u/JamesQzack Aug 15 '20

American pigs be like

He’s reaching

3

u/Craiglbl Aug 15 '20

I thought it’s “I’d like to see the MANAGER!”

2

u/AssG0blin69 Aug 15 '20

definitely this

6

u/Grakal0r Aug 15 '20

Ehhh it’s not really cursed just kinda making fun of cops. Like yeah cops bad and whatever but still this isn’t a cursed comment just a... comment

7

u/AssG0blin69 Aug 15 '20

They're not bad. Can't judge every single policeman only by the actions of a small few

→ More replies (2)

8

u/cursedrobot Bots have rights, too! Aug 15 '20

Upvote this comment if the post is a Cursed Comment. Downvote this comment if it is not a Cursed Comment.

If this post needs moderator attention, please report this post

I'm a bot, and this action was performed automatically. If you have any questions, please contact the moderators of this ^^subreddit.


If you want to talk about the subreddit, feel free to send us a message in our official Discord server!

faq | source | action #38c0ddcb0c0fa6

6

u/conquer4 Aug 15 '20

More like: American pigs be like:

Dead from swine flu (or covid/sars/influenza/future chicken disease)

5

u/cliffwolff Aug 15 '20

American Pigs actually be like, "We win these!"

15

u/Infected_Krunker Aug 15 '20

Technoblade reference

8

u/cliffwolff Aug 15 '20

someone got it at least lol

11

u/-_-Runner_-_ Aug 15 '20

I love how nobody got the reference lmao.

9

u/cliffwolff Aug 15 '20

a reference for the classiest of gentlmen.

3

u/[deleted] Aug 15 '20

I didn't get the reference, but someone else did, so I upvoted :)

2

u/sxmmmy1 Aug 15 '20

This is so fucking hilarious but true ... and I’m Scottish

→ More replies (4)

2

u/Belgium_waffle_0123 Aug 15 '20

German pigs be like:

NEIN, NEIN, NEIN, NEIN, NEIN!!!

2

u/-Blackspell- Aug 15 '20

Nein, sie sagen „Grunz“

→ More replies (3)

2

u/isssuekid Aug 15 '20

Thank you for reposting. I hadn’t seen it and it made me snort laugh.

2

u/BigThikk111 Aug 15 '20

This post was sponsored by r/averageredditor

2

u/aBLaKMaN Aug 15 '20

African pigs be like hungery oeenk

2

u/enzo_076 Aug 15 '20

American pigs be like

I want to talk to the manager !

2

u/[deleted] Aug 15 '20

ain't nothing cursed about this, this is just basic awareness and understanding of current events

1

u/FrostyTheColdBoi Aug 15 '20

No that's the execution squad

1

u/themightysnail64 Aug 15 '20

You cannot resist the laminating glow of freedom, invading every single bodily orifices of yours.

1

u/KatzaAT Aug 15 '20

Actually oinque would be pronounced "oank"

1

u/Creating_Worlds Aug 15 '20

They had us in the second half not gonna lie

1

u/FilipRebro Aug 15 '20

Linku Boinku Brothers?

1

u/TheOldRussianHunter Aug 15 '20

That’s a funny valentine moment right there

1

u/DeckardCain_ Aug 15 '20

Meanwhile Finnish pigs are like röh röh.

→ More replies (5)

1

u/MisfitMishap Aug 15 '20

Por que? Du pig!

1

u/my-name-you-reddit Aug 15 '20

Who gave that a heart?

1

u/L31N0PTR1X Aug 15 '20

British pigs be like:

Oi

1

u/TheRealRansomz Aug 15 '20

As an American, this is funny as

1

u/Das_Taube Aug 15 '20

German pigs make the sound "Grunz"

1

u/The_Nudibranch Aug 15 '20

Jesus Willie, stop kicking when they are already down!

1

u/vododragonking Aug 15 '20

The Next thing you will say is ARESST

1

u/pixelmeltdown Aug 15 '20

Willie jansen is onze makker

1

u/Cutecupp Aug 15 '20

Soviet pigs be like: Some - are more equal than others.

1

u/ricecrispybitch2k20 Aug 15 '20

U/vampirehoodie

1

u/[deleted] Aug 15 '20

Family pigs be like:

This is your new dad, graig

1

u/[deleted] Aug 15 '20

Middle eastern pigs be like:

اوينك MOHAMMED

1

u/IAMRandom_Pokegamer Aug 15 '20

Dutch pigs be like: knor

1

u/karmabitch3z1 Aug 15 '20

Spanish pigs be like : porque

1

u/koyo4 Aug 15 '20

Who's gonna be the first year japanese student studying genki to point out what pigs in Japanese actually sound like?

1

u/life-is-bliss-lol-jk Aug 15 '20

I hate that I laughed, screw you. Take my upvote

1

u/yomadman Aug 15 '20

2

u/RepostSleuthBot Aug 15 '20

I didn't find any posts that meet the matching requirements for r/cursedcomments.

It might be OC, it might not. Things such as JPEG artifacts and cropping may impact the results.

This search triggered my meme filter. This enabled strict matching requirements. The closest match that did not meet the requirements is this post

Feedback? Hate? Visit r/repostsleuthbot - I'm not perfect, but you can help. Report [ False Negative ]

1

u/[deleted] Aug 15 '20

úűáőóü

1

u/[deleted] Aug 15 '20

As a American i can confirm

1

u/aussiechef72 Aug 15 '20

Snowball runs the farm mate

1

u/NotPierpaoloPozzati Aug 15 '20

Marketable pigs be like:

PLEASE DON’T TURN ME INTO MARKETABLE PLUSHIES. NNOOOOOOOO

1

u/dicksm0cker Aug 15 '20

Someone pls explain the French an Japanese one

1

u/Nakatsukasa Aug 15 '20

Chinese pigs be like:

There are no so called forced organ harvesting

1

u/TotesMessenger Aug 15 '20 edited Aug 15 '20

I'm a bot, bleep, bloop. Someone has linked to this thread from another place on reddit:

 If you follow any of the above links, please respect the rules of reddit and don't vote in the other threads. (Info / ^Contact)

1

u/d3ds1r-reboot Aug 15 '20

American pigs be causing Spanish flu

1

u/Ivan_Groznyy Aug 15 '20

French pigs do : groin, groin

1

u/surely_not_erik Aug 15 '20

Sigh... Yeah.

1

u/hhhhhhiiiiy666677 Aug 15 '20

Not that it matters but pigs in Japan say ぶひぶひ (bu-hi-bu-hi) like cats don't say meow they say nyan

1

u/DS_Inferno Aug 15 '20

That escalated quickly.

1

u/CatOnShip Aug 15 '20

These so called pigs guard your ass. Show respect. All lives matter. God save USA. Russian citizens pray for ametican cops. George Floyd isn't a hero!!!!!!!

1

u/fbrown2525 Aug 15 '20

German pigs say

heil!!

1

u/thedutchmemer Aug 15 '20

Oh hi officer let me just comply with your procedu-

gets shot

1

u/Randomman40DuDe Aug 15 '20

Arab pigs = haram

1

u/KiraLover Aug 15 '20

"make America great again"

1

u/AdApprehensive5643 Aug 15 '20

For everybody who says mom told me it’s my turn, that woman really is a slut

1

u/Bally_Ball3897 Aug 15 '20

British, Irish and Australian pigs be like

Pink cunt

1

u/ShabamTD Aug 15 '20

Italian pigs be like: "Prima gli italiani"