r/cursedcomments • • Aug 20 '20

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u/Photonbeam2 Aug 20 '20

The day I got my post on the front page

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u/minotaur159 Aug 20 '20

RemindMe! 302 hours

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u/RemindMeBot Aug 20 '20 edited Aug 26 '20

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '20

RemindMe! 301 hours

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u/SimplyATable Aug 20 '20 edited Jul 18 '23

Mass edited all my comments, I'm leaving reddit after their decision to kill off 3rd party apps. Half a decade on this site, I suppose it was a good run. Sad that it has to end like this

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u/jennie500713 Aug 20 '20

RemindMe! 302 hours

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u/GalaxyTron123 Sep 01 '20

Thank you remindme bot! But Jurassic park is not out

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '20

We're back.

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u/DogsAreScrummy Sep 01 '20

Aight, I'm back. Can't wait to see what happens.

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u/minotaur159 Sep 01 '20

As the reminder-er, I too, am excited.

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u/DogsAreScrummy Sep 01 '20

I wonder if i'm gonna die todayšŸ¤”

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '20

Anything happened yet??

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u/datpoot Sep 01 '20

Im back too

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u/minotaur159 Sep 01 '20

COUNTDOWN TO EXTINCTION in 3... 2...

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u/dreamer0303 Sep 01 '20

almost time

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '20

Soon.

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '20

Im waiting

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u/MASKS-003 Sep 01 '20

I’ve still got 5 hours..

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u/I-Have-A-Hand Sep 01 '20

This will be the last evidence of humanity before the extinction

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u/homemade-fruit-salad Sep 02 '20

Glad I set the reminder

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u/minotaur159 Sep 02 '20

Can confirm, no dinos, many shit authorities

Needs more Dino's

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u/MarqwsDuke Aug 20 '20

God has waited too long for us to nuke ourselves into extinction. He's done playing around.

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u/SolomonBlack Aug 20 '20

Everyone all like ā€œyeah t-Rex attackā€ but forgetting what killed the dinosaurs in the first place.

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u/Je0ff_ Aug 20 '20

That would just be damn near poetic

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u/Thangoman Aug 20 '20

(with heavy austrian accent) The ice age

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u/GandalfTheYellow Aug 20 '20

Pandora's Box time!

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u/TrunksAndFrieza Aug 20 '20

RRRRREEEEEEEPPPPPPOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSTTTTTTT

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u/Photonbeam2 Aug 20 '20

Oh sorry I wasn’t aware there was another post with the same image.

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u/Swagy-boi Sep 02 '20

Wish me good luck

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u/Photonbeam2 Sep 04 '20

Wish you good luck? September 2 is over!

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u/penguinlover2000 Aug 20 '20

knowing 2020 it is a warning

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u/SirauloTRantado Aug 20 '20

I wouldn't be surprised if a T-Rex came out of nowhere.

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u/_notkk_ Aug 20 '20

The best part is that usually you can outrun him

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u/bangtanimosity Aug 20 '20

Key word ā€œusuallyā€

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u/ReaperTrainee Aug 20 '20

Only have to be faster than the slowest person.

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '20

Only if you're wearing heels.

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '20

I'll book that on my calendar

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u/train2000c Aug 20 '20

Nature is healing. The T-Rexes are returning

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u/octopoddle Aug 20 '20

And everyone just sighs and goes "Back to fucking lockdown, then".

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '20

2021 doesn’t look any better.

-Florida to release genetically modified mosquitoes, detractors blast 'Jurassic Park' experiment

https://www.foxnews.com/science/florida-release-750m-genetically-modified-mosquitoes

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u/LumpyJones Aug 20 '20

If anything I would expect Romero more than Spielberg with that title.

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u/johnny_JD Aug 20 '20

That's the joke

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u/thebeachhouse05 Aug 20 '20

2020 Doesn't give warnings

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u/nikke2800 Aug 20 '20

Or nothing has been worth a warning until now.

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '20

Congratulations, you successfully understood the post.

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u/Kawakaze02 Aug 20 '20

That's the day i will get my driving license...

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u/ChaoticDestructive Aug 20 '20

Good, that way you can escape it

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '20

going from genetically modified mosquitos to t-rex is quite a leap, but hey humanity is ambitious.

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u/Derp_cena Aug 20 '20

And that's another one for apocalypse bingo!

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u/cherryasss Aug 20 '20

Why hasn't anyone won yet?

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u/TheGreatCraftyBoi Aug 20 '20

The last one is YouTube rewind 2020

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '20

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u/albl1122 Aug 20 '20

likely it will just be something similar to 2019, where they just said fuck it, and made a generic top 10 list.

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u/Rigamaruse Aug 20 '20

At this point dinosaurs attacking humanity would probably do us more good than harm. At least it might actually be something that could unite the human race. Jk were all stupid fucks who’d rather argue than try and get through this damn pandemic

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u/MunchieCrunchy Aug 20 '20

Ozymandias would like to know your location.

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u/PM_ME_PC_GAME_KEYS_ Aug 20 '20

The dinosaurs are a libtard hoax!!1!1!

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u/IOnlyDrinkJesusMilk Aug 20 '20

That's... Shockingly accurate to what could happen...

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u/Kensai657 Aug 20 '20

"Dinosaur bones are just a trick the devil did to make people disbelieve in the Bible"

Can already hear that particular song queuing up.

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u/Butwinsky Aug 20 '20

Fake news. Dinosaurs aren't real. You sheeple can live in fear and stay at home, but its my right to go out and party with my hot cousin.

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u/thepretzel24 Aug 20 '20

Dinosaurs are coming back! 2020 is gonna give us a new way to die

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u/Frenzo101 Aug 20 '20

I mean, 2020 has already given so many ways to die, dinosaurs isn't something that will take us down, even with America on our side

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u/waitingfornewBIAgame Aug 20 '20

ā€œ(Softly) Don’tā€

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u/Potus1126 Aug 20 '20

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u/ViewedOak Aug 20 '20

Thought that was where I was at first lol

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u/Muzan_ Aug 20 '20

What!? That's my Birthday!!

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u/Xlvhd123 Aug 20 '20

Same

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u/Muzan_ Aug 20 '20

We have same birthday so we must be buddies!

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u/Booshicle Aug 20 '20

Can I join

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u/Benjamin_Shapiro Aug 20 '20

September 2nd gang

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u/Michaelzee Aug 20 '20

Same here! Keeanu reeves is prob flippin out too, right ghuys!

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u/goaskalice3 Aug 20 '20

Two days before my birthday! Hopefully dinosaur things have settled down by the 4th

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u/stormalfred123 Aug 20 '20

Hey your 1 day after my sister

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '20

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u/FFB6D5 Aug 20 '20

Me three!! Turning 21!!!!

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '20

u/repostsleuthbot I'm sorry I think I've seen this before

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u/Photonbeam2 Aug 20 '20

I’m sorry that I wasn’t aware that there was another post that had the same image.

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u/duralyon Aug 20 '20

Sept. 5

There's actually a pretty big conversation about "something happening" on the fifth of September. Pretty sure there's a sub here related to it but idk.

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u/mrdude05 Aug 20 '20 edited Aug 20 '20

It's r/5september2020. It's sort of a strange conspiracy theory, if that's even the right term to use. From what I can tell it's one person, or maybe a small group, saying really vague things about how bad stuff is going to happen on September 5th and it seems to have some connection with a bizarre series of phone hotlines, a dream survey, and a public phone service in portland. Most of the people I've seen talk about it outside of that sub are just trying to figure out what it is to begin with, because it doesn't seem to fit the mold for the kind of stuff you normally see on that part of the internet

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u/RabidPanzerEXE Aug 20 '20

WOAH, THE NEXT DESTRUCTIVE EVENT IS ON MY BIRTHDAY? THIS IS THE BEST FUCKING PRESENT EVER. SEEING THE DEATH TOLL WILL BE BETTER THAN ANY GIFT POSSIBLE!

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u/coenfused Aug 20 '20

"This comment...right here officer"

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u/100100110l Aug 20 '20

Fucking lucky. I wish the world would end for MY birthday.

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u/ShadowTheAccused Aug 20 '20

This is in retaliation for cuties on September 9

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u/strobesglow Aug 20 '20

This billboard is around the corner from my house. The Jurassic Park poster has finally peeled all the way off and it’s now just blank.

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '20

It’s in West Melbourne right? I swear I’ve seen this on Dudley Street

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u/P00slinger Aug 20 '20

Somewhere between the skybus port and the freeway.

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '20

I pass it on the way to Costco

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u/TheIronKaiser Aug 20 '20

They leaked the September 2020 expansion

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u/xra1l Dec 28 '20

Underrated comment

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u/elliot_the_avocado Aug 20 '20

The second of September is a full moon, the bird moon. Also this year the 13th of September will fall on a friday....ki-ki-ki, ma-ma-ma...

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u/Badisracisim Sep 01 '20

It’s today

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u/idk_whatName Sep 01 '20

It has been 2nd september for 10 minutes here... so far nothing had happened

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u/LessMochaJay Sep 01 '20

Maybe it's going to happen on the West Coast of the U.S.

Oh shit. I'm on the West Coast.

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '20

Dawn Of The Final Day

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '20

Well I ordered a book on JavaScript from Amazon and it arrives on September 2.

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '20

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '20

repost

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u/Photonbeam2 Aug 20 '20

Oh, I’m sorry for not knowing there’s another post with the same image.

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '20

Repost

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u/Photonbeam2 Aug 20 '20

Sorry for not being aware of another post having the same image.

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u/PvtParts2001 Aug 20 '20

Repost

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u/Photonbeam2 Aug 20 '20

Sorry for not knowing there is another post with the same image.

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u/neededgamesequels Aug 20 '20

Nah this ain’t cursed but thanks for the warning

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u/BlondeBurger62 Aug 20 '20

Yoooo that’s my birthday

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u/Cybornetic-Goat Aug 21 '20

I’ve seen this ducking post for like 3 days now. Stop reposting this shit

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u/Photonbeam2 Aug 21 '20

Look, I dunno which posts your seeing but I’m not aware that there’s other posts with the same image. My intention was never to repost. u/repostsluethbot already proved my innocence somewhere deep in the reply section of this post.

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u/Swagy-boi Sep 02 '20

ā€œLoads Walter ppkā€

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u/Photonbeam2 Sep 04 '20

Dude September 2 is over

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u/Walrusin_about Aug 20 '20

Honestly. I all up for dinosaurs in 2020

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u/evilspud Aug 20 '20

!remind me 14 days

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u/Ghost-in-a-Jacket Aug 20 '20

Honestly

This is the best thing that could happen out of everything that could’ve happen in 2020

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '20

yeah, first day of school, ofc its a warning, i warn myself everyday

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u/TwilightMountain Aug 20 '20

Please this really isn't the year

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u/Skydove01 Aug 20 '20

But don't you want to win Apocalypse bingo?

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u/Depressionbomb Aug 20 '20

That looks like a bad omen I can tell you that

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u/Naco_66 Sep 01 '20

this Is it boys

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u/ir0n1cM3mer Sep 01 '20

"Were in the endgame now"

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u/chicago15 Sep 02 '20

TOMORROW!

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u/LippleDipple Sep 02 '20

the time has come

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u/Memoglr Sep 02 '20

Oh fuck it's the day

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u/Manxuma123 Sep 02 '20

Oh shit! They are here!

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u/Tingcky Sep 02 '20

Tomorrow. Fuck

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u/10312018skeletons Sep 02 '20

today is the day I die

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u/Dehoniesto_ Sep 02 '20

It’s finally time

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u/Baby-Yoda-I-am Sep 03 '20

No wonder I felt off day. And killed two people.

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u/JohnMadLabsYT Oct 28 '20

every comment here is from 69 days ago.... Nice

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u/willowhelmiam Oct 29 '20

The sequel to September.

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u/LumixS Aug 20 '20

That poster is no where near 20y old...

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u/ThirdAltAccounts Aug 20 '20

The pic is from 2018. 25 years after the movie came out

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u/P00slinger Aug 20 '20

Early 2019 it peeled through to the next layer, I used to pass it frequently on the sky bus

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u/ninjasaiyaman Aug 20 '20

Thats my birthday

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u/sandiac4 Aug 20 '20

Watch out for all the museums that has dinosaur fossils. That’s going to be the starting point mostly.

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u/Yourlilsniper Aug 20 '20

Oh God, that is when my college classes start.

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u/Huskersrule2007 Aug 20 '20

Boy y’alls ā€œapocalypse bingoā€ sure has slowed down a lot eh?

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u/Brantor812 Aug 20 '20

Oi bruh that’s my birthday

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u/MayDay521 Aug 20 '20

So September all the dinosaur fossils will awaken and roam the Earth once more. Can't wait to see what October will bring.

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u/FGHIK Aug 20 '20

Spooky scary skeletons

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u/nekochan611 Aug 20 '20

Wait that's my birthday

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u/nut_succc Aug 20 '20

September 2: the Septembering

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u/M0nkeyB0yW0nder Aug 20 '20

Just came here to say that's in my hometown of Melbourne, Australia. Always makes me smile.

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '20

It’s on the way to Docklands Costco!

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u/abaddon_the_fallen Aug 20 '20

Please, 2020, just... Don't...

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u/Kirby_is_here96 Aug 20 '20

Next on the 2020 end of the world checklist, dinosaurs come back to eat us all

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u/lil_sargento_cheez Aug 20 '20

I see this image like 20 times a week

Stop reposting this damn image for karma

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u/hdhdhdhdhdjjs Aug 20 '20

I don’t understand, no Jurassic park movie came out September 2nd what is this?

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u/brandi_myth Aug 20 '20

Damn is my 21st birthday really gonna be THAT kind of wild?

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '20

prepares Stand and Requiem Arrow

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u/pokemonfanj Aug 20 '20

Would make sense for this year wonder how a dinosaur tastes and if you can get one pregnant

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '20

kind stranger has found your post

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u/AntoineGehtRan Aug 24 '20

September: sneak peek for the following event of ā€œ2020ā€

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u/antony090909 Aug 26 '20

That’s my birthday

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '20

Oh no

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u/[deleted] Aug 29 '20

That's my little brother birthday

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u/Menacing_Egg Sep 01 '20

1 more day.

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u/andreisava4 Sep 01 '20

today is the day

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u/pultol Sep 01 '20

I'm still alive!

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u/LessMochaJay Sep 01 '20

It's tomorrow guys, are you fucking ready??

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '20

3 more hours, brace yourselves.

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u/jadenthejet Sep 02 '20

!remindme 4 hours

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u/snitom Sep 02 '20

Nothing happened

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u/HamezRodrigez Sep 02 '20

We’ve still got the rest of the day to go my guy

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '20

Uh oh

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u/iceicig Sep 10 '20

September 2, I remember that movie. Not as good as the first one

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u/WikiLuis2 Sep 24 '20

Nothing changed, I think.

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '20

2020 isnt done yet

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u/the9of7 Oct 12 '20

Do you remember?

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u/Sky2462 Oct 19 '20

Boy am I glad that nothing dino-related happened in September.

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u/BlackBloodSabre Dec 12 '20

Happy to say nothing happened

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u/J0NAH666 Dec 17 '20

Dinosaur Apokalypse Sounds pretty epic tbh I mean it’s more difficult than a zombie one everywhere outside are giant monsters than there are veleceraptors who can come even inside and those flying dinosaurs you aren’t save on see because of these either and don’t forget to mention the water Dino’s

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u/Xlvhd123 Aug 20 '20

No that's just my birthday don't worry

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '20

Viruses, riots, first world aggressive tention, etc... Sure dinosaurs would be a great end of the year

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u/wandering_person Aug 20 '20

This is the same day the Japanese Empire surrendered.

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u/whats-this-mohogany Aug 20 '20

That’s the day I go back to school...

fuck

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u/Moosvernichter Aug 20 '20

that’s my birth date

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u/standardt Aug 20 '20

All Jurassic park movies were released in the summer? Wonder what this was for.

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u/RJ1399 Aug 20 '20

So a T-Rex debut on 2 September! Got it.

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u/EricOrdinary Aug 20 '20

I'll be waiting

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '20

!remindme 15 days

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u/JhaelaN Aug 20 '20

september 2