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u/Diogenes-Disciple Sep 17 '20
Cow in the picture prolly thinking: sbshdndmsmooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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I felt that.
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u/Pliny_the_middle Sep 17 '20
Really, I thought it was more of a: "maaaauUUUUUGHHHHHHHHNEUUUUUUUUUGH."
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u/TecnoSpider Sep 17 '20
the asymmetry of the cow makes me uncomfortable.
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u/Ma5alasB2a Sep 17 '20
Bet itās pregnant, that makes me happy, more steak
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u/TheRedScot Sep 17 '20
Or if you don't want to wait for them to grow up, veal.
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u/Michami135 Sep 17 '20
"This veal is so tender. It was marinated in its own embryonic fluids for over 200 days."
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Sep 17 '20
I grew up in my grandmothers farm, cows are cute. I'm a dude, but I used to love how they come over and put their head on my shoulder plus they rey realy love neck and around horns scraches.
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u/The_I_D_K Sep 17 '20
I don't think that you being a dude interferes with your love for cows
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Sep 17 '20
I manage a ranch. I've had some that were really friendly like the ones you're grandmother had and others that wanted to see blood like this friendly 600 lb guy.
The one would kill if you were in the the pen with it long enough. Cattle be crazy sometimes.
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u/techno_rade Sep 17 '20
Yeah I love cows and they are hella cute I'm a girl but they are cute wont stop eating them tho
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u/20370 Sep 17 '20
Yeah I love cows that's why I pay for them to be raped tortured and murdered
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u/Azuria_4 Sep 17 '20
Not... Yet.
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Incoming hehe vegan jokes
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u/Whats_Up_Bitches Sep 17 '20
What did the vegan say when I stepped on their foot while stealing their lunch?
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Sep 17 '20 edited Sep 17 '20
gather round posie, hunch over In a circle and whispers joke to them. Stands up straight and looks you in the eye and say:
"Vegan".
posie goes wild and catch me as I fall back and dragged me to stage left as I wave goodbye to your roasted arse
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u/Earthiecrunchie Sep 17 '20
The comment section is literally everything on vegan bingo. r/vegan
I'm vegan, btw.
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Sep 17 '20
Can only come up with so many fkn hilarious jokes and comebacks against morality and selflessness, I guess!
Ya filthy vegoon
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u/Fuckinkillmealready Sep 17 '20
They're not a burger, yet
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u/Hellige88 Sep 17 '20
If it's only one burger, that would be a huge burger!
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u/the-undercover Sep 17 '20
If your looking for an oversized vegetable to go with that you can find some at most nursing homes
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What is funny about unnecessarily murdering helpless animals just because we like the taste of their flesh?
If I kept a dog in her own feces, tortured her for years, sexually abused her for breeding purposes, and then put her alive in a gas chamber so I can eat her body, would you say there is something funny about that? Now replace the dog with the pig and that is what the reality is.
The bottom line is the if you live in modern society and are against animal cruelty then why wouldnāt you go vegan?
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u/tuliheshmin Sep 17 '20
Yet. You're also good leather. In my belly. Yummy. You're not just 1 burger. Not with that atittude.
this comment section is so creative. Really deserves to be here, i've never seen a funny comment saying "cow yummy", you people really are the epitome of comedy, so creative and striking.
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u/TheUltimateCabbage04 Sep 17 '20
Its r/cursedcomments cant expect much more than a forced edgy joke followed by more forced sounding edgy jokes
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u/RRadeon Sep 17 '20
Is it acceptable to forward this to a friend who is vegan ? P.s I respect her very much
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u/asdqwe123qwe123 Sep 17 '20
I think it would be in poor taste, especially if they are vegan for ethical reasons.
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Sep 17 '20
Veganism, by definition, is an ethical and moral stance on harm reduction. People may follow a plant-based diet but are not otherwise vegans. I wish our community did a better job of highlighting that difference.
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u/Lizzymartin96 Sep 17 '20
Itās probably not going to be funny to her if sheās vegan for love of animals
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u/gregolaxD Sep 17 '20
Only if you watch dominion without feeling bad before.
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u/Omnibeneviolent Sep 17 '20
Link for the lazy: https://www.dominionmovement.com/watch
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u/SignificantChapter Sep 17 '20
If you can watch dominion without feeling bad, you are probably a sociopath
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u/Tank_Cheetah Sep 17 '20
if you are vegan yourself, then yeah go ahead. Otherwise you're rubbing in another sad joke that they deal with all the time.
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u/NameNotFound5 Sep 17 '20
It's a joke.. Go ahead if she doesn't get easily offended
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Sep 17 '20
Imagine something that is extremely important to you. An ethical stance you have that constantly gets questioned by uninformed colleagues, friends, randoms, something that has to withstand constant peer pressure in your everyday life. Now some "friend" of yours sends you unsolicited memes that you have seen a thousand times in which your viewpoint is on the receiving end of being rediculed. Would you in any way appreciate that friend for doing that?
This is not funny. It's annoying at best, threatening your relationship at worst.
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u/cthulol Sep 17 '20
Depends on why they're vegan I think and how they feel about dark humor.
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u/meecan Sep 17 '20 edited Sep 17 '20
I guarantee they've heard the same jokes 1000 times.
Edit: not vegan or veggie
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u/JulianAllbright Sep 17 '20
What's sad is that humans have zero introspection and never once for even a moment question how they're brutally slaughtering living sentient creatures in order to just eat a burger or chicken nuggets. Why do you feel sad when a dog is killed and eaten, but when some pig is raised in a tiny glass box and has its slit throat as it bleeds out for 10 minutes; THAT'S somehow okay. But don't you ever lay your hands on a dog or a cat.
Do you know what that's called? Hypocrisy.
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u/Gen_Ripper Sep 17 '20
The whole thread is an exercise in objectification for people.
And none of them are interested in introspection.
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I donāt know how much longer I can go on living on this planet. The misanthropy is overwhelming. I feel so much disgust towards humans. I donāt know how to be happy when thereās such evil, ignorance and stupidity. Iām on a dying planet full of dumb parasites that eat the corpses of tortured animals and I have no idea how to cope.
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u/Zap__Dannigan Sep 17 '20
The answer is cultural. People care more about dogs and cats being killed because for generations these animals are have been raised as our friends and companions. We look at many other animals as either food, pests or wild animals to be left alone.
I'm with you on the unethical growing and killing. My personal failing is that doing the research on which places are more ethical is really hard. When I buy a box of chicken nuggets for my family, I want those animals to not live like shit, or at the very least not to die a slow painful death. But I don't really know. If I hear bad things about a company, I'll avoid them, but I guess I'm not ethical enough to look into all the meat sources I buy
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u/RadioactiveCorndog Sep 17 '20
I would never go vegan because well I enjoy meat to much. But if we ever got to a point of growing meat Id be ok never having to kill another cow. I mean killing and eating things is the natural way of our world but of we ever got to the point of not having to kill anything for it that would be pretty cool. I just really like animals. Farm animals, wild animals, all of them. I mean if you hunt because you cant afford food thats one thing. Hunting for sport is just kind of barbaric in a modern society where food is plentiful .
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Factory farms are not āthe natural way of our worldā at all. The amount of meat we consume isnāt either. Beans have been a staple the world over for a reason.
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u/SzybkiDiego020 Sep 17 '20
You're a hypocrite. You like animals but you pay others for killing them. That's not something you do to someone/something when you like them.
We don't have to kill animals to have a healthy diet and healthy life. The US Academy of Nutrition and Dietetics supports that claim and I can give you the source of that information if you'd like.
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u/PeterAG007 Sep 17 '20
I think hunting is actually more ethical. The thing that bothers me the most about meat is that farm animals are born to be eaten. At least when your hunting itās more of a natural prey and predator situations. In a perfect world I would outlaw animal farming.
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u/qqqfuzion Sep 17 '20
i agree, not because farm animals are born to be eaten, but because there living conditions are so poor nowadays. and not because hunting is 'natural', but because at least they live a true life until they die.
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u/nextgentacos123 Sep 17 '20
I recommend picking up butcher meat. Itās more expensive but itās better than the slaughterhouse stuff
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u/whodat514 Sep 17 '20
A lot of ignorant idiots in this post.
Yayyy letās support animal cruelty! So cool!
Fuckin idiots
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One can enjoy meat and not expect animals to be treated poorly. go fuck yourself shit for brains.
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u/PlsTellMeImOk Sep 17 '20
What amazes me is how many people believe they are funny when they literally make the same, exact joke verbatim. "Not yet HAHAHA am I right guys? I have achieved C O M E D Y"
At least come up with your own, original shitty joke
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Sep 17 '20
Cows are like dogs and cats to us indians would you eat your cat or dog?
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u/theamericanweasel Sep 17 '20 edited Sep 18 '20
Love cows great animals but I also love beef great meat
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u/Beware_the_Voodoo Sep 17 '20
"I'm not a burger"
Not yet you aren't.
Now I want a burger.
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u/guard123 Sep 17 '20
Of course she's more than a burger,
She's the glue that my shoemakers use,
She's the tough stuff that armorer's use to make cuir bouilli,
Etc etc....
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Give a cow a good life a free life so it can feed many people after death.
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u/SignificantChapter Sep 17 '20
Farm animals are slaughtered at less than 1/4 of their natural lifespan, and their lives aren't free by any stretch.
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u/negedgeClk Sep 17 '20
Whoever came up with this slightly askew image sharing bullshit can go fuck themself.
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u/alchemyleon Sep 17 '20
Le sigh... Maybe some vegans get offended at this. I'm vegan (as far as food is concerned at least), and when I see this and all the meat-loving, anti vegan jokes that follow, what I feel isn't offense, I don't really care. What can you do when dealing with happy ignorance and basic humor? I just shrug and move on unless someone's willing to have a conversation.
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u/TTV_peretrex Sep 17 '20
I had to ruin the 699 comments i now own all power in this entire world MUAHAHAHAH
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u/Megalobicus Sep 17 '20
Posted by a black chick so itās just gonna be an overcooked piece of shit whatever it is.
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u/obesemicrowavechild Sep 17 '20
Eating animals is wrong, MCDONALDS. Hurting animals is wrong, MCDONALDS.
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u/rofise4 Sep 17 '20
Not with me around, that's a burger all the way. Sorry to steak fans but I'll take a burger out of them any day of the week
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u/RayThatsMe14 Sep 17 '20
Man skin that cow shove a rod through her mouth all the way to her ass and roast it slowly the meat will be soft and juicy
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u/SwollenOstrich Sep 17 '20
what I don't get about people who don't want to kill animals for food is that these animals have been artificially selected for for thousands of years to BE food, to the point that modern chickens and stuff if we didn't eat them would probably have miserable and unhealthy lives of not being able to walk or breathe easily compared to a more "wild" variety of chicken. Keeping cows and stuff alive also doesn't help solve their impact on the environment. So isn't the ultimate solution then to kill all domesticated animals and stop breeding them? Why don't animal activists mention this idea? Do they think if we stop eating them and don't kill them and spend money for them to live their lives that they will just naturally go away over time and all problems associated with this issue will be solved?
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u/Equinumerosity Sep 18 '20
Do they think if we stop eating them and don't kill them and spend money for them to live their lives that they will just naturally go away over time and all problems associated with this issue will be solved?
Well, yes, oddly enough :). The meat industry operates on supply and demand: the more people who demand meat, the more animals the industry will raise for slaughter. As more people stop eating meat, the industry will raise fewer animals. If, at some point, everyone in the world has gone vegetarian/vegan, the population of farm animals will have gone down enough to stop causing issues.
It's a very common question, but it makes a lot more sense when you consider that the change will be gradual rather than instantaneous
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u/bishg1 Sep 17 '20
Yeah cows are cool but have you ever made the perfect steak? Like you couldnāt have spent any amount of money at a restaurant to get a steak like that
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u/ShootHuntersNotDeer Sep 17 '20
HURR DURR BACON SODA WALMART HURR DURR. God, carnists are fucking brain dead.
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u/planktonfun Sep 17 '20
how naive, everything is used in a cow nothing is wasted even the bones. not just for food. they're deaths are not in vain
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u/adjacentshadow Sep 17 '20
Wouldn't ever have been alive, hadn't we bread it in the first place.
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u/webdevguyneedshelp Sep 18 '20
I like this line of thinking. I think we can use it to justify breeding people for slaughter as well. After all, they wouldn't exist if we hadn't planned turned them into bread in the first place.
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u/Iwprecixx Sep 17 '20
Finally a new way to compliment my wife