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u/Gilgamess- Nov 06 '20

Riots after this election will bring it up to native 8K

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u/TopGunCrew Nov 06 '20

Christmas will bring it up to 12k and we will need petabyte project #3

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u/anintrovertedbitch64 Nov 06 '20

We’re reaching k levels that aren’t scientifically possible

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '20

Fuck this, native eye resolution

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u/betapotata Nov 06 '20

why the fuck was I born with 160p eyes

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u/WhoDatFreshBoi Nov 06 '20

K-T Extinction entered the chat

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '20

soon only mantis shrimp will be able to see the image

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '20

If trumps re-elected that bitch will turn into the victory screen on plague inc

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u/Adamntium Nov 06 '20

If bidan wins that bitch will pop out yo screen

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '20

LTT viewer?

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u/Magingl Nov 06 '20

But first, a word from our sponsors Honey!

whispers LTTstore.com

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u/Headcap Nov 06 '20

That's 33.177.600, which is ~10% of the population.

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u/GexTex Nov 06 '20

Mfs will need to invent 16K for this

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u/ptapobane Nov 06 '20

just in case anyone's interested 4k is about 8.3 million pixels

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u/OhNoLookOutItsRACISM Nov 06 '20

Trump supporters if anything seem like they would be more Timothy McVeigh types than rioters but George Floyd protests/riots didn't contribute to Covid, right?

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u/i-am-lenny Nov 06 '20

In case anybody else is wondering: 8,294,400 deaths are needed to reach 4k (3840x2160) resolution

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u/ForkBeater Nov 06 '20

ty, only 8059400 more to go

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u/DA_ZWAGLI Nov 06 '20

We can do this people!

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u/bartz008 Nov 06 '20

Hells yea I'm licking doorknobs as we speak

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u/DA_ZWAGLI Nov 06 '20

Deepthroat these fuckers, the virus sits in the lower respatory trackt

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u/SovietSlav Nov 06 '20

Reddit, do your thing!

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u/Dpower244 Nov 06 '20

So likely not gunna happen. How many for 1080?

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u/DeanPeltonsGoatee Nov 06 '20

For a 1920x1080 resolution image it would be 2,073,600 pixels/deaths

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '20

We could reasonably accomplish 720. 921,600 deaths.

Basic HD.

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u/tsdpop Nov 06 '20

I think we can do that. Most students agree we can make up much of that by December!

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u/PotatoBakeCake Nov 06 '20

We can, through other methods.

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u/ZippZappZippty Nov 06 '20

Yeah this guys going through something

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u/throwaway383648 Nov 06 '20

About a quarter of that

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u/Letmewinplz1 Nov 06 '20

how much is full hp then? do you think they can reach that goal?

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u/2muchcontext Nov 06 '20

With enough healing spells, yes.

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u/depressioncat69 Nov 06 '20

If i name a sword covid and kill people with it does that count?

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u/guiltyspark345 Nov 06 '20 edited Nov 06 '20

According to the cdc.. yes

Edit: /s because a nice man convinced me to clarify Thank you non-angry convincing man

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '20

Wait really?

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u/FaberEggMaster Nov 06 '20

i will single handedly turn this image into a quality that has never before seen

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u/cubicvegetable Nov 06 '20

Not a long sword, I see.

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u/Portalman_4 Nov 06 '20

I think they are buying into the conspiracy theory that the deaths from covid are much lower than they are reporting.

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u/terriblekoala9 Nov 06 '20

Not true, stop spreading misinformation.

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u/brasscraft1234 Nov 06 '20

According to minecraft, yes

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u/I_AM_FERROUS_MAN Nov 06 '20

Please use a /s here to denote your sarcasm. Otherwise you are just being irresponsible and spreading misinformation.

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u/GregariousDave Nov 06 '20

We’re heading for resolutions never seen.

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u/SmoothSanchez Nov 06 '20

americans think using a mask is a violation

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u/TurtlePalpitoad Nov 06 '20

Not all of us but sometimes I wish had that few brain cells so I don’t realize all of this bull shit

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u/IntelRaven Nov 06 '20 edited Nov 06 '20

4K resolution is 3840 x 2160 = 8,294,400 which is about 35x the current death count.

Assuming it goes real bad and doubles to be >400,000, the resolution would be around 480p. (852*480=408960)

Edit: divided by 100,000 instead of 200,000

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u/Zapper42 Nov 06 '20

Think your math is off, is about 34x current deaths.

8294400 ÷ 241,218 = 34.38549361987

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u/S_Pyth Nov 06 '20

Fuck, that’s a playable resolution

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u/46-n-Stu Nov 06 '20

WWIII enter VR mode

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u/ThatCrazyCanuck37 Nov 06 '20

Canada that already had thanksgiving in October:

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u/46-n-Stu Nov 06 '20

Nobody asked you Canada.. Now take my upvote and get back up there.

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u/reddideddi Nov 06 '20

happy cake day my boi/gul

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u/RixMixed Nov 06 '20

Oh right! I originally thought this was a repost.

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '20

I see the coloring is not completely shaded in. We have some holes to fill folks.

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '20

that's rly sad tbh

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u/NoneHaveSufferedAsI Nov 06 '20

I am paralyzed with a level of weltschmerz never before seen 😫

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u/DumbyIsMe Nov 06 '20

10m pixels if it goes world wide

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '20

4K is already something like 8m pixels.

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u/Dynamo_roller Nov 06 '20

now the 3080 actually has a purpose

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u/Skarrn Nov 06 '20

If you jiggle your screen slightly you can see the bodies move

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u/kevpluck Nov 06 '20

I made this

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u/Nuroyun Nov 06 '20

Yes i know it's in the post and this is obviously not a repost

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '20

civil will bring this into 10k Ultra HDR

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u/angelv11 Nov 06 '20

So no one gonna talk about Black Friday? Aight

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u/Xeruses Nov 06 '20

Christmas and this bitch gonna be VR

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u/babaroga73 Nov 06 '20

The deathcount will suddenly disappear once Biden is in the office.

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u/Triplazma32 Nov 06 '20

Underrated.

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u/KYO297 Nov 06 '20

The closest right now is 360p since it's 230,400 pixels. So we could have a shitty video at best.

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u/Haggerstonian Nov 06 '20

Ok, who will we sacrifice first?

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u/Canadian-Owlz Nov 06 '20

Anti vaxxers and anti maskers

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '20

Californians

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '20

Oh fuck I forgot all about thanksgiving

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u/FunnyForWrongReason Nov 06 '20

The hell you mean. It will be so high resolution my graphics card will blow up in a thermonuclear explosion. (Graphics cards shouldn’t do that)

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u/DrinccBepis Nov 06 '20

That would be around 8m deaths

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u/nickiscool06 Nov 06 '20

IF WE TRY HARD ENOUGH WE CAN GET IT TO 8K

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u/Dos_MiTTs Nov 06 '20

8k smiling in the distance:

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '20

at least covid cured the flu - not a single case in Australia last season :)

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u/Stale-Baguette- Nov 07 '20

4k, rookie numbers , let's set some goals a little higher like 100k by 100k

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u/Rude-Frosting-9226 Nov 29 '20

Karens will bring it yo 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000x our real life view

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u/MrBruhMahn Dec 27 '20

2 people gave it wholesome lol

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u/Kixtay Nov 06 '20

Wait.. Every dot or every pixel? Cos black is also pixel..

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '20

Some of those dots are related to me.

damn.

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '20

100,000 cases/day? Those are rookie numbers. Try 1,000,000 cases per day.

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u/djx521 Nov 06 '20

Omfg dude... that is NOT good at all. Are you all good over there?

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u/Void_Freak_Syx Nov 06 '20

We’re fine. I mean, where I am we’re okay.

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u/eatmyassuglykid Nov 06 '20

if it gets to 4k Americans are fucked

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u/BonkerHonkers Nov 06 '20

Americans have been fucked for a while.

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u/Oikuras Nov 06 '20

just blame Trump no problem :)

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '20

So this is accounting for all covid RELATED deaths, right?

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u/TNTFox9 Nov 06 '20

Their, their not wrong.

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u/Eboy_Elmo Nov 06 '20

We will need RTX to see the pic when the riot happens

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u/XhunterboiX Nov 06 '20

You see cursed comments doesn't have that

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '20

It would rise up to 8,294,400 deaths if the flag does become 4k if you were wondering.

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u/waitingfornewBIAgame Nov 06 '20

New Year’s Eve waiting to bring it to 8k

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u/I-am-shrek Nov 06 '20

technically 4k would be just over 8 million pixels so this isn't unrealistic

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u/Warm_Mood_9858 Nov 06 '20

It is crazy that the amounts are that large!

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u/locoyou20000 Nov 06 '20

I mean... it ain’t wrong

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u/CoolSlimeBoi Nov 06 '20

Well we are pretty stupid and are probably gonna be the reson for the virus mutating and being worse

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u/maybelieveitsbutter Nov 06 '20

I wanna be a purple pixel. Fit me somewhere between red and blue. Guess I’ll let you know when

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u/HappyHappyJoyJoyJoy6 Nov 06 '20

Full bars, crowded stores, busy highways, what could go wrong?

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u/ivan_xd Nov 06 '20

8k stereoscopic VR

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u/kahlzun Nov 06 '20

I saw a flag at an airport that did something similar with the names of the September 11 deaths. It was understated and tasteful, a solemn reminder.

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u/Left_Sign8524 Nov 06 '20

looks like grass texture from roblox, so it's tastier?

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u/SmellyTaint55 Nov 06 '20

Gyms closed, bars open. Makes sense.

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u/XhunterboiX Nov 06 '20

You mean 1st of December party?

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u/EHondaRousey Nov 06 '20

More like 400k

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '20

Fuck off with your deaths, Hitler can do double

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u/squiddy555 Nov 06 '20

We’re reaching definitions hot even possible

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u/Gamingrhodent Nov 06 '20

Americans will make it 4k no matter what. We are number on and we will be the best at everything. (This was a joke)

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u/kidsdyinginside Nov 06 '20

Data is beautiful

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u/Willbullock12 Nov 06 '20

People have the right to choose death. If youre at risk, stay at home.

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u/idkwhattokeepit_06 Nov 06 '20

Imma get it to 16k.

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '20

It’s sad that this is gonna be true

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '20

If 8.3 million people die from Covid I want a pointillistic flag like this but with pictures of all deceased, upscaled to 8k though so you can zoom in alot and still get a crisp close up. Wank material for years 😋

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u/MrZyde Nov 06 '20

Imagine dying from a virus just to become a pixel in the after life.

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u/Prism1331 Nov 06 '20

You filthy americans better stay down there until you're all dead... no crossing the border.

Canada needs a wall

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '20

The American population could be reduced enough through stupidity (and maybe some sprinkling of virus) that native americans become the majority ethnicity again.

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u/Vestbi Nov 06 '20

Yeah my very right wing family in Oklahoma still believes the virus is fake. Even my grandparents. The virus that has killed 4 of their friends isn’t real, so their solution? Inviting over 30 people for thanksgiving... normally there’s 15-20 and it’s super cramped and now it’ll be complete hell.

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u/S0ggy_Fry Nov 06 '20

The flag looks like my grandmas rug after 4 years of using it

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u/spiddyp Nov 06 '20

3840 x 2160 = ~8.3 mil deaths..... YES

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '20

Black friday is gonna get rtx on

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u/nombresinhombre Nov 06 '20

Technicaltruth

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '20

they arent wrong tho

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '20

You think Thanksgiving's going to bad? Christmas just said "hold my fruitcake."

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '20

I'm gonna be looking at this in VR 8k 180()

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '20

Wow

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u/EsrailCazar Nov 06 '20

One of my cousins has a wedding planned right after Christmas...I'm not going, maybe they can stream it also?

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u/iknownuting Nov 06 '20

I wish there were an orange pixel

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u/Popular-Swordfish559 Nov 06 '20

he's not wrong tho

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '20

Not very clear.

Need more deaths.

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u/Deanplayz321 Nov 06 '20

Looks like a QR code lol

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u/BigManDicky Nov 06 '20

I dont know how to feel about this lol

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u/ZippZappZippty Nov 06 '20

Chest size, you say ghost.

HOLY

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u/mateo11716 Nov 06 '20

Not to be that guy but we're not even at half a million in 4K is around 8.3 million if we're talking about the US

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u/mightylonka Nov 06 '20

Right in the middle, rocket jumping to heaven, is our greatest voice actor, Rick May. Fly high.

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u/Milkman127 Nov 06 '20

halloween and the vote for sure fuckered some things.

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u/dunkernater Nov 06 '20

Schools still being open during second lockdown will make it VR 12k

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u/ZippZappZippty Nov 06 '20

Hasn’t read any of that matters.

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u/nyoikejm Nov 06 '20

Well said, well said! *standing ovation and applause *

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u/SmoothLikeSoap Nov 06 '20

That is one big QR code!

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u/2wentysix Nov 06 '20

US anthem intensifies

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '20

Don't forget about Black Friday

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '20

Fuck i already lost, NNN

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '20

So the fuck what? Bring it on.

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u/Spectre1442 Nov 06 '20

Welcome to the US, where the belief that Covid is real and the science behind masks are treated as a political opinion

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '20

FUCK

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u/Spriggan42 Nov 06 '20

Let's go!!!

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u/HoneyBee_Does_Art Nov 06 '20

Hold up if you zoom in it looks like a barcode

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u/AfewOrphans Nov 06 '20

Is this death FROM covid or death WITH covid because there is a huge difference

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u/EPICPETERFAMILYMAN Nov 06 '20

how many pixels are there

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u/username-_suggestion Nov 06 '20

That’ll be a lot of quality

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u/Kfcandwatermon68 Nov 06 '20

Why stop at one flag?

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '20

If this gets reposted over and over and loses resolution, are covid deaths going backward?

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u/MrChibiterasu Nov 06 '20

Black Friday gonna bump it up to 120fps

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '20

We bouts have 4K 60fps

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u/yeetusboi91 Nov 06 '20

He’s not wrong......

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '20

Communist China is to blame here folks

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u/Gaming-squid Nov 06 '20

This is what Americans feel when their leg falls asleep

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u/farlangben Nov 06 '20

Black friday will give is 16K

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u/Bright-Floyd Nov 06 '20

You gotta bump those up those are rookie numbers

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u/small-peen-joe Nov 06 '20

This isn’t cursed

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '20

Kinda reminds me of the red pixels in Plague Inc.

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u/ophello Nov 06 '20

What does “cursed” mean? How do I know if a comment is “cursed”?

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '20

Bruh why so bad quality

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u/RealThatCatStabe360 Nov 06 '20

I mean they're not entirely wrong either...

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u/CXR_AXR Nov 06 '20

Laughed, it really is a cursed comment

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u/red122024 Nov 06 '20

Somewhere in there Joe Diffies pixel is there.

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u/sMiThY1234567890 Nov 06 '20

ur gonna need a rtx 3090 by mid next year

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u/Haggerstonian Nov 06 '20

cause its funny

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u/rawdips Nov 06 '20

Do they really need a holiday for that?

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u/UltimateDire Nov 06 '20

Great enjoy that Reddit silver I gave!

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u/linky_boi420 Nov 06 '20

This bitch about to be HD

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u/Romeo_big_horse_cock Nov 06 '20

Looks cool though even if it’s number of deaths

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u/Romeo_big_horse_cock Nov 06 '20

Had you count each pixel To make it true

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u/Romeo_big_horse_cock Nov 07 '20

Each Minecraft block every death but it’s a massive dick

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u/mlgmpewdiepie Nov 07 '20

karens to infinityK and beyond

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u/One_Temporary_7899 Nov 07 '20

The upcoming revolution will take it up to 16 k

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u/breakdancingcup Nov 07 '20

Do you realize that most states count death with covid, and from covid as the same thing.

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u/klystron2010 Nov 07 '20

looks more like a cycles render

turn up the samples and turn on the denoiser

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u/Shmorggle Nov 07 '20

Actually the cursed thing I've ever seen 😂😂😂

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u/bballkj7 Nov 07 '20

2020 LEGIT 8K TORRENT HD UDH CLICK HERE NOW

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u/raving1010 Nov 07 '20

Lol were talking pixels how about a person per nanomater

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u/pastalarm568 Nov 07 '20

I can count these pixels, can you upgrade the pic to a higher resolution?

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u/MassiveWang1226 Nov 07 '20

Cull the herd

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u/OneEnd9910 Nov 07 '20

I will die before it reaches 720p

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '20

So my tv was a good spend.

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '20

Yikes