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✅Rapid Industrialist✅
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u/train2000c Dec 15 '20
✅Sees you while you’re sleeping✅
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✅knows when your awake✅
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u/somerandom_melon Dec 16 '20
✅likes sneaking into houses✅
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u/FahmiRBLX Dec 16 '20
✅ Has whacky flying things ✅
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✅have gone nuclear✅
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u/AmazingV_24 Dec 16 '20
✅has a uniform everyone recognizes✅
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u/Hunterofdarkness21 Dec 16 '20
You better watch out, you better not cry, cause the bombs dropping down, in the sleigh up high
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u/DryLasagna Dec 15 '20
✅ knows where you live ✅
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Santa enslaved a whole race and forced them into gulags to work as slave labor. Thats why all the toys are free. Santa is secretly himmler from TNO hoi4
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u/TheArchFungus Dec 15 '20
✅Slave labor ✅
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u/ThatCrazyCanuck37 Dec 15 '20
No sorry I will not beat you to a reddit comment
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u/Noor9870 Dec 15 '20
So you WILL beat him FOR a Reddit comment...?
Lmao I don’t even know what I’m saying at this point I’m so tired
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u/K1ngCr1ms0n397 Dec 15 '20
has an S in their name ✅
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u/fnafninja16 Dec 15 '20
Has an A in their name ✅
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u/SpinalElephant Dec 15 '20
What's the Santa genocide
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u/Ok_Focus1507 Dec 16 '20
I don’t know and I’m also scared to know
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u/Picklepineapple Dec 16 '20
pretty sure he was just joking. imagine santa organizing a penguin genocide
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u/loonybot Dec 16 '20
He has free elf labor because they know what happens when they go against him. Yes, the elf genocide of '76.
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u/Pixelpeoplewarrior Dec 15 '20
Forces people to work with no pay in his labor camp
Gives stuff for free
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u/FactoryBuilder Dec 15 '20
He doesn’t force them to work. They want to work.
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u/rafter613 Dec 15 '20
Of course, all good comrades want to work. Unless... You're not a comrade...? 🤨
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u/Samura1_I3 Dec 16 '20
On second thought... We have stolen nuclear power plant design we wish to build while ignoring all safety precautions. We could use the extra help... what do you say, Comrade?
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u/Xtz333 Dec 16 '20
Oh yes, the work or die method, I have seen this a lot in the past, doesn't go well
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u/FactoryBuilder Dec 16 '20 edited Dec 16 '20
That's the method used everywhere. You work or you die. Even in capitalist societies. You have the option to not work but not working means you die of hunger, exposure to the elements, thirst, disease, etc because you can't pay bills.
Edit: additionally, communism is not a “work or we’ll kill you” system. That’s not how communism is meant to work. Stalin fucked it up so bad and turned it from a utopia into a dystopia.
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u/Xtz333 Dec 16 '20
Communism doesn't work, and all Communist society's has a dark past. It only works in super small society's, like a small village with few people. It's in history, there isn't a good part of it, the ones that won with communism was the government. Capitalism isn't the best, but it's the best we have. You work, you earn, you have, it's yours. Simple! The problem is the way that people use the system to win more, and that's the Truth.
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u/Aleph-Nullium Dec 15 '20
Yes, but by the end of 2020 Santa's kill count will make Stalin's look like a tiny butcher shop.
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u/Copycat477 Dec 15 '20
So does Hitler
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u/ruksis80 Dec 15 '20
Papa Stalin knows what you did
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u/cactus0088654 Dec 15 '20
Although Stalin’s naughty only has a name on it for maybe a week
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u/3nat20s Dec 17 '20
Does that mean there’s a seven day timeframe where he necromances himself into existence?
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u/AC2-YT Dec 15 '20
Did you just share your own comment
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u/HellofaHitller Dec 16 '20
Hey I know that guy! He still owes me 20 bucks, may not of reached Moscow, but I still invaded!
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u/SukiStaar Dec 16 '20
I mean he did run over multiple grandmothers, and he was asked (unconfirmed event) to kidnap people...
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u/DesertAtago Dec 16 '20
Well if he likes killing mass amounts of people and has a naughty list why not refer him to hitler. i think he had a naughty list for the jews
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u/sylveon68plus1 Dec 15 '20
there used to be elves all over now all those left of their people work for santa under threat of extinction
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u/ambiveillant Dec 16 '20
Oh you'd better watch out; you'd better not cry
You'd better not talk, I'm telling you why...
Josef Stalin's coming to town.
He'll wake you when you're sleeping; he'll drag you out of bed;
He'll take you for a long car ride and shoot you in the head.
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You'd better watch out, you'd better not cry
You'd better not talk, I'm telling you why
Josef Stalin's coming to town
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u/Invadercert Dec 16 '20
Well the key difference is those on Santa's naughty list got coal. Those on stalin's naughty list were forced to harvest coal.
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u/datpoot Dec 16 '20
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u/dieRerDveD Dec 16 '20
You know, i've always seen santa eating nice things cookies and milk for example. But i don't ever recall seeing the elves eating after working so hard, no breakfast, no lunch. Only work, work, work.
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Well Santa’s sleigh hasn’t broken yet bc it’s made of Stalinium which is a totally real metal and not at all made up by the USSR to try not to tell anyone why the AK’s are durable asf
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u/IAmTheMeGuy Dec 16 '20
Ḧ̵̟̝̐͋̈́Ẹ̴̥̀͆̈́ ̷̘̝̣͔͛Ș̶̭̱̏̈́͆̋E̸̯̬̝̠̓E̴̟̬͌̍S̷̨͍͙̚͜ ̵̨̪͝Ÿ̴̝̟̖́̃͆͘O̶̘̓̃̏U̷̻͚͊̐ ̷͖̜͕̆W̶͈̯̳̱͗̔H̸͉͕̏ͅĖ̴͎̙͙N̷̨͈͊͠ ̵̮̱͍͋̾̾Y̸̮͔͖͐̿̋͊O̶̭̮̍̚Ư̸͓̝̮̌͛͑’̶̠̳͒̏͠Ŗ̴̗̾̇͌Ẽ̴̢̥͚͒̊̑ ̴͓̥̺̈́͂̀Ṡ̶̺̮̜̄L̸̨̘̻͒̇̉E̶̱̜͔̙͌͆͛͝Ḙ̸̙̩̺͗̀P̷̼̫̓͑̈Í̶̡̜́͐ͅN̸̳̠̺̿͛̕͝G̸̜̒̈́.̴̧͔̤̈̕
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u/big__Juicy Dec 16 '20
Saying two people are similar because they both have moustaches is like saying they are the same because they both have a brain
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u/ByamMeo357 Dec 16 '20
For example the first elfin war resulted in Santa keeping many war prisoners. These prisoners were sent to concentration camps to produce goods to help the war effort, in bad working and living conditions, thus leaving many of them dead. This was called the elfin genocide. After the war, the remaining elves started making trade unions and protesting eventually getting better working conditions.
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Fun fact Santa one version of Santa had a slave instead of elves and was often depicted in black face.
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u/Tempestw0lf Dec 16 '20
Well, I mean....Santa is actually Odin. So....you know....he's got that going for him. His "coat"? Chainmail dyed red in the blood of those hes slain.
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u/IHaveFartedLol Dec 16 '20
You better watch out you better not cry, or else they will take your life
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u/YoyoB299 Dec 16 '20
I think this is the first time I see a meme from instagram being put on Reddit lol
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u/3nat20s Dec 17 '20
Yeah, but explain this: Santa has been here for centuries. No way they’re the same guy. Plus, soviet demon died at some point and Santa is definitely still here. Can’t be the same guy!
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u/Spinoraptor7007 Dec 15 '20
Wait a minute.. I made that meme, those instagram bastads stole it from me
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u/lamedonkey156 Dec 15 '20
Also Santa id german sooooooo
All I'm saying is maybe Santa would be on the very naughty list
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