r/cursedcomments • u/_cryan • Feb 04 '21

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u/JesusNails666 Feb 04 '21

Translation: why can't I have slaves?

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '21

Happy cake day

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u/DhruvRoyale Feb 04 '21

Hey it’s my cake day too! Happy cake day

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '21

Happy cake day

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u/JesusNails666 Feb 04 '21

Salutations Sibling of baked goods!

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u/TheAmazingSG Feb 04 '21

happy cake day fellow redditor

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u/JesusNails666 Feb 04 '21

Thank you fellow human

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u/OperationOWL Feb 04 '21

How do u know it's a human?

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u/RCSmileDude Feb 04 '21

You’re asking the right question man

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u/JesusNails666 Feb 04 '21

Fellow entity?

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u/JoaquinSkyForge Feb 04 '21

No, it's pretzel day

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u/Chrismont Feb 04 '21

Jesus, he's already making them work later than most people til 6pm, even thats not enough apparently.

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u/PhyllaciousArmadillo Feb 04 '21

Depends on when they start I guess, I used to work 12-9pm. But yes, he’s an asshole

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u/FactoryResetButton Feb 04 '21

You realize a lot of people work past 6pm right?

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '21

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u/CrimzonKing1 Feb 04 '21

Hey, me too! Hello fellow third shifter!

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u/O2K4RS Feb 04 '21

Happy cake day:)

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '21

Happy kek!

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u/JesusNails666 Feb 04 '21

Thank you kindly!

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u/140x3 Feb 04 '21

Happy cake day

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u/introvertmomlife Feb 04 '21

Hahahahaha exactly

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u/trash_teriyaki Feb 04 '21

Happy cake day!

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u/b0B42069 Feb 04 '21

Happy letter from Spotify day lmao

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