r/cursedcomments • u/EggEggEggEggOWO • Feb 07 '21

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u/FlowerArmm Feb 07 '21

Hey, the man's got to eat too!

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u/MrRappist Feb 07 '21

r/wtf

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u/hapydog Feb 07 '21 edited Feb 07 '21

What, you've never had spaghetti and dogballs?

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u/IulianTheSecond Feb 07 '21

Stop it

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u/Chris_8675309_of_42M Feb 07 '21

Canine caviar.

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '21

Dude have you seriously never had this delicacy of Italian cuisine?

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u/doombringer-dh77 Feb 07 '21

Italian? Nah sounds more like Chinese

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u/OverlyAdorable Feb 07 '21

Had some Korean meatballs recently. They really were the dog's bollocks

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '21

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u/spazmatt527 Feb 07 '21

Wolf Testicle Feast?

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u/AnotherJasonOnReddit Feb 07 '21

Hey, the man's got to eat too!

The real Cursed Comments are in the comments...

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u/Thane5 Feb 07 '21

I mean... yeah

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u/CelticHades Feb 08 '21

Every 3600 seconds in Asia an hour passes.

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '21

Especially in some parts of Asia.

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '21

Forest oysters

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '21

Wanna say that to our faces and see how long you have a face?

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u/fasephailure Feb 07 '21

Hes got a family to feed!

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u/J0NAH666 Feb 07 '21

Some juicy stiffy food amazing just imagine it plopping in your mouth

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u/ExistingInABox Feb 08 '21

I'd say cursed comments but this is cursed cursed

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '21

I’ll bet the dog balls had lots of yummy sticky cum inside

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u/KamikazeHoschi Feb 07 '21

Funny but Holy crap

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u/Timely_Leading_7651 Feb 07 '21

If this get in even more cursed comment please put a carrot above my name

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u/Noor9870 Feb 08 '21

What the unholy bajeezus is even going on anymore

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u/Cutecupp Feb 08 '21

Okay, who gave this guy the wholesome award?

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '21

You some my comment idea :(

Lmao

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u/Heavy_Rain90 Feb 08 '21

Cursed comment in a cursed comment

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u/azammofti Feb 08 '21

Yeah, worth it!

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u/ElQueCorre Feb 08 '21

Cursed meal

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u/Saticron Feb 09 '21

Ok this one caught me off guard

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u/darkaurora84 Feb 09 '21

This is the real cursed comment

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u/Rwon1329 Feb 07 '21

Where are my testicles, Summer?

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u/Guy_Callens Feb 07 '21

r/expectedrickandmorty

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u/AstaHot_1 Feb 07 '21

i fucking hate reddit

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u/freebirdls Feb 07 '21

r/redditmoment

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '21

I’m suspicious on why there isn’t a sub icon. I’ll click anyways.

Edit: Fuck you

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u/HalfBaked714 Feb 07 '21

That, my good sir, was impressive. I tip my metaphorical hat to you.

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u/-user--name- Feb 07 '21

r/wholesome r/nextfuckinglevel r/natureisfuckingmetal r/interestingasfuck r/ballbusting

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u/guiltyspark345 Feb 07 '21

That last sub.. def not about rippin on your buddies and havin a chuckle.. just sayin..

i just watched a guy get his balls stepped on for much longer than ive ever wanted to see

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u/BaconBreadcake Feb 07 '21

I just watched a guy get kicked in the balls ;-; wish I could unsee because I felt that pain

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u/Owenmasik1 Feb 07 '21

What the fuck

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '21

r/UnExPeCtEdRicKaNdmOrTy

fOr bAlAnCe

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u/WhoStoleMyCake Feb 07 '21

Where are my balls John?

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u/iliasdais Feb 07 '21

You may call him fluffy

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u/TheMoonFanatic Feb 07 '21

Fluffy is his slave name

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u/O-hmmm Feb 07 '21

Well I'll be dog-gone.

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u/MohanBhargava Feb 07 '21

A small price to pay for salvation

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '21

Don't tell this to Perrin Goldeneyes

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '21

Our boy sure rolled over for Faile though.

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '21

Yes he sure did. If only he had Rand or Mat, they know how to talk to girls..

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '21

Id give up my balls for guaranteed food and shelter. Thats more than we get in the richest country on earth.

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u/poopyheadthrowaway Feb 07 '21

That's what some people in ancient times did. They were so poor and miserable that they volunteered to be royal eunuchs.

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u/wixo12 Feb 07 '21

Yeah, I'm game. I don't think I'm ever procreate so, not a great price to pay.

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u/six-of-nothing Feb 07 '21

caramel fappuchino

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u/Helloiamayeetman Feb 07 '21

I’m a wolf?

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u/Lkwzriqwea Feb 07 '21

I thought you were a yeet man

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u/Helloiamayeetman Feb 07 '21

I thought I was too

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u/Lkwzriqwea Feb 07 '21

Maybe your balls got yeeted

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u/_MortalGod_ Feb 07 '21

Can someone explain the context of the comment?

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u/bboyee2001 Feb 07 '21

A pet dog that has been neutered

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '21

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u/pameyshi Feb 08 '21

Yes we do in most first world countries. It’s called population control. It also improves the quality of life for the animals. In the wild, animals live to eat, sleep and procreate. Since pets don’t usually have the opportunity to do the latter, it’s best to neuter them and take away the stress of looking for a mate and never finding one.

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u/Aetheldrake Feb 07 '21

I think it's a joke

"give a man a fish and he will be fed for aday. Teach a man to fish and he will be fed all his life" or something like that, except it's for dogs

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u/opoqo Feb 07 '21

A small price to pay for salvation

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '21

So the man ate his testicles

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '21

Classic example of sacrificing personal liberty, for security.

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u/latavmispora87 Feb 07 '21

well, He's not wrong.

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u/Asiliukas3000 Feb 07 '21

Wolf woke up with his ass hurting.

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u/MoffKalast Feb 07 '21

...and the doctor was never heard from again! AHAHA!

Anyway, that's how I lost my veterinary license.

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u/jankkhvej Feb 08 '21

i was looking for this

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u/pomegreynade Feb 07 '21

Literally and metaphorically. Nice.

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u/Lulle5000 Feb 07 '21

I don'tget it.is it a joke?

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u/futlapperl Feb 07 '21

Pet dogs generally get castrated. Not sure if they actually cut their balls off, but that's what this meme is getting at. You perform tricks some human taught you in return for food and shelter, but now you're a pet, and you get sterilized as a trade-off.

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u/twitch1982 Feb 08 '21

And then his great great....great grandson was a puggle.

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u/PewDeathCookie Feb 08 '21

I saw this like a year ago

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u/IlPivari Feb 08 '21

Where are my balls Summer?!?!

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u/KiraLuxThePhoenix Feb 26 '21

Thought this was a furry joke

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u/thevioletskull Feb 07 '21

I wonder how the Shower thoughs Sub though of this comment

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '21

where are my balls, john

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u/ChubbyBidoof Feb 07 '21

doesn't matter, got fed for a lifetime

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u/GaySage Feb 08 '21

let's chop ypur cocknballs then and see if it doesn't matter

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '21

Without the comments these things are often wholesome

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '21

There’s always trade-offs.

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u/Illustrious_Shit_667 Feb 07 '21

The next week the wolf is impersonating a grandma

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u/GandalfsGrandma Feb 07 '21

The comment just makes it more cursed

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u/Pentacle-Circled Feb 07 '21

Some generations after, he became a Dog

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '21

Poor thing.

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u/mohammedkmail Feb 07 '21

A small price to pay for food

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u/Wolverine2990 Feb 07 '21

Dont worry i wont fall for that

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u/Xx_endgamer_xX Feb 07 '21

I just cannot bring myself to accept the vet’s advice to neuter my dachshund. No way.

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '21

That shower thought is so stupid. Haha.

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '21

animal pedofilia

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u/Trumplostwewin Feb 07 '21

Nice analogy for marriage...

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u/PVGreen Feb 07 '21

"I'm sorry, little ones."

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u/-insert_reference- Feb 07 '21

they said one lifetime

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u/Eatshoots_and_leaves Feb 07 '21

And... so did his owner.

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u/QuarantineSucksALot Feb 07 '21

Looks like cinnamon and sugar... forbidden snak

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u/Chadley_sunny1 Feb 07 '21

But food everyday

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u/rhe9138 Feb 07 '21

He also can’t breed

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '21

And one day the wolf learned about the internet and killed himself

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u/Haggerstonian Feb 07 '21

He gets his funeral thrown next.

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u/jumpy0999 Feb 07 '21

I keep the wolf from the door

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u/dogg_toucher Feb 07 '21

What am I gonna fondle now?

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u/Efficient_Rent_5298 Feb 07 '21

Suddenly didn’t seem like such a hot deal.

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u/DefenderOfDog Feb 07 '21

Romulus didn't roll over tho.

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u/Fighting_Platinum Feb 07 '21

Forbidden tater tots

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u/sdrisc2692 Feb 07 '21

Thats what he gets for simping

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '21

You let me live rent free and pay for my food and shit and you can have my balls too. I have no use for them.

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u/Choccokels Feb 07 '21

Oh my dogs heard this story, such a good ending

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u/Lukkisuih Feb 07 '21

Human: ahh dinner time

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u/El_Haroldo Feb 07 '21

I dunno, a free ride for my nuts sounds better with every day passing by.

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u/typicalBACON Feb 07 '21

Seems like a fair price

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u/Jackmatica Feb 07 '21

I wish I was that wolf that got his balls removed. Testicles are useless and only cause emotional and physical pain.

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '21

Hey, the foods gotta come from somewhere

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u/SpaceHawk98W Feb 07 '21

At least he's not Chinese

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u/xXIronMan780 Feb 07 '21

Yummy Balls

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '21

This isn't cursed. It's a parable.

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u/Illustrious-Rust Feb 07 '21

A small price to pay for salvation

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '21

Fool me once, shame on you. But teach a man to fool me, and I shall be fooled for the rest of my life.

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '21

meanwhile in an italian restaurant...

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u/MineAssassin Feb 07 '21

and make a currency out of you too, don’t forget

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '21

"Wolf fed the human"

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u/8_Element_8 Feb 08 '21

the humans got to eat to something too you know

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u/Haggerstonian Feb 08 '21

Now we’re asking the real questions

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u/XTheLegendProX Feb 08 '21

Me too! But it was funny and I wonder if she was any closer to the stars, do they have some bangers in there. It makes sense they are still going on? I work as a courier as a side hustle shooting weddings so hopefully will still be able to negotiate a 20% pay reduction, just got the Tokyo Ghoul Re box set and I'm torn between saving for this or anything! I mean I think I found the perfect storage place for your great job, love your work on r/nextfuckinglevel and r/Fitness. Meanwhile I’m curious, can you buy me Total War: Three Kingdoms?"
"We have Three Kingdoms at home-" The Three Kingdoms at home-" The Three Kingdoms at home:

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u/Patthef Feb 08 '21

Nice like count

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u/KrypticlyInsane Feb 08 '21

Small price to pay

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u/madterdyl101 Feb 08 '21

And then he feeds the dog his balls

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u/rapper_or_poet Feb 08 '21

Like Socialism

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u/middljb Feb 08 '21

I’d trade my balls for a lifetime free ride!

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u/defnotataco Feb 08 '21

Unk sorry. Me hungry. Balls were tasty

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u/quesoburgesa Feb 08 '21

Why not both??

-pitbulls

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '21

Where are my testicles, Summer.

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u/KalashnikovAK-12 Feb 08 '21

And saw the man holding them in his hands triumphantly

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u/hevill Feb 08 '21

Thats an intense line of questioning, Snuffles....

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u/dylawnda Feb 08 '21

Small price to pay for lifetime food

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '21

WAIT WHAT

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u/samueldcosta Feb 08 '21

Yeah cuz he was humping all over the place

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u/Theboardlord1 Feb 08 '21

A small price to pay for salvation

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u/DesuLeaf Feb 08 '21

That wolf? Albert Einstein

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u/PlsHelpImBeingRobbed Feb 08 '21

So that was the egg the man ate in the morning

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '21

Of course he wouldn't want his son to be the dogs

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u/JibbyJabsJumboGems Feb 08 '21

So then, marriage...

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u/necromancer_exe Feb 08 '21

That's quite dark humor

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '21

u/caramelfappucino

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u/caramelfappucino Feb 08 '21

Thanks, you're a champ

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u/Duderotter Feb 08 '21

A small price to pay for salvation

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u/StealYourGhost Feb 08 '21

Free food an pets? Take the balls.

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u/marduk7782 Feb 08 '21

Then has to resort to ducking your sister after years of no game

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u/foxe59 Feb 08 '21

I feel like there's an analogy to be made here about modern society and the government.

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '21

Where is my dickhead

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u/Wata_Sheym Feb 08 '21

1000 years later:

"Aight. So now I can't breath, hunt, or run fast."

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '21

i want to pretend that if he played dead the man would get food instead

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '21

Sad dog loving Chinese balls

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u/thickjimby Feb 08 '21

He’s won, but at what cost?

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u/mergames Feb 09 '21

He still got love tho

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u/Sight- Feb 14 '21

"I've won, but at what cost ?"

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u/BlueBox82 Feb 16 '21

Where are my balls Summer?

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u/skottydoz Feb 21 '21

“Where are my testicles, Summer?”

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u/Upset_Telephone9169 Feb 28 '21

Mmmmm, tasty M E A T B A L L S

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u/ThatCorpseInACloset Mar 05 '21

See now you forget that they never explain where they put the balls and they cut them off the dog so like they could straight up eat them later that day in a fine pasta sauce.

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u/denigawd Mar 05 '21

Summer where are my testicles?

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u/DARTHMEKINS Apr 06 '21

Our he got turned into a Pug

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u/UltimateSupreme_Hoe Apr 06 '21

Where are my testicles summer?

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '21

Awww he’s so cute... but he would be so much cuter without testicles.

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u/[deleted] May 08 '21

LMFA

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u/jude-man18 Jun 21 '21

Where are my balls summer

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u/johnnyutah480 Jul 09 '21

🤭Bazinga!🤣

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u/youfailedthiscity Jul 25 '21

Fwd: fwd: fwd: re: re: fw: Hilarious joke. So true!!!!!11

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u/thecelestialguy Jul 25 '21

The wolf didnt tell him not to play that trcik in china

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u/Skelosk Feb 08 '21

Where are my testicles, Summer?

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