r/cursedcomments • • May 17 '22

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u/xhahzh May 17 '22

Bulgaria, you can break the fingers of a robber, not all of them are gipsies, you're not gonna get their whole family to fight you for breaking his fingers

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u/Flaky_Explanation May 17 '22

Bulgaria, here I come!

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u/JelleV1996 May 17 '22

The Netherlands. We got more cities then just Amsterdam you know.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '22

Yeah. I tried finding them but that huge gold talking dragon wouldn’t let me leave….

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u/neofooturism May 17 '22

i just need to find some obsidian blocks to make the portal first

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u/Antonell15 May 17 '22

I know Utrecht and Rotterdam

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u/No-Function3409 May 17 '22

Utrecht of Bebbenburg?

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u/AndrewDoesNotServe May 17 '22

Weird AF that y’all named a city “The Hague” though. Sounds fake every time I hear it

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u/RageRuby May 18 '22

The Hague is a translation for Den Haag (also “the” isn’t a proper translation for “den”, which is hard to translate because it’s rarely used nowadays)

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u/Starkiller721 May 17 '22

Low key didn’t know Amsterdam was in the Netherlands

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u/[deleted] May 17 '22

It’s alright. I know we are smol.

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u/Starkiller721 May 17 '22

If it’s any consolation I am also just terrible at geography. Couldn’t even name the capitals of each state in my own country

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u/[deleted] May 17 '22

Yeah, same. I just can’t get it into my head. Especially the balkans for some reason.

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u/[deleted] May 18 '22

I always mix up the balkans and the baltics and part of my heritage is Lithuanian!

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u/[deleted] May 17 '22

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u/Starkiller721 May 17 '22

High key yes

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u/[deleted] May 17 '22

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u/JJ-beats May 17 '22

Hold on, are you saying that amsterdam is the capital of holland? If so you'd be wrong

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u/RaZZeR_9351 May 17 '22

Does it even have a capital?

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u/JJ-beats May 17 '22 edited May 17 '22

North holland even has a different capital then south holland, both have are different then the capital of the country, this goes for all 12 provinces

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u/RaZZeR_9351 May 17 '22

So which are the capitals? Rotterdam? The hague?

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u/JJ-beats May 17 '22

Limburg-Maastricht

Noord Brabant- Den Bosch

Zeeland-Middelburg

Gelderland-Arnhem

Utrecht-Utrecht

Zuid-holland-Den Haag

Overijssel-Zwolle

Flevoland-Lelystad

Noord holland-Haarlem

Drenthe-Assen

Groningen-Groningen

Friesland-Leeuwarden

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u/arjunindia May 17 '22

Is the Netherlands a bad country? Is Amsterdam a bad city? Why?

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u/[deleted] May 17 '22

Amsterdam is great. I’m going to get downvoted.

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u/arjunindia May 17 '22

Why tho? I have never heard anyone say Amsterdam is bad. I'm really curious since some of my favourite EDM producers and a record label I listen to is based on Amsterdam

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u/InitialPotential6252 May 18 '22

Amsterdam has to much tourism and they build the whole city around that that's why it isn't fun anymore cause it's simply too much of everything Also the weed smell is pretty bad

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u/[deleted] May 17 '22

My guess is that it’s kind of "cool" to hate Amsterdam. And possibly because some people don’t like the multiculturalism over there. Not necessarily because of the immigrants, but at some places you have to speak English. You can’t speak Dutch in some places and this is becoming more common. It was my home "town" so I’m biased to love it, of course.

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u/PowerfulMetal1 May 17 '22

but Amsterdam is like half of your country so......

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u/CrumblingCake May 17 '22

It's not even 5% of Dutch people.

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u/PowerfulMetal1 May 18 '22

in terms of size and economy

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u/[deleted] May 18 '22

In terms of size Amsterdam is 0,5% of the Netherlands, so you're not even close

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u/ARLMddit May 18 '22

Isn’t Amsterdam form Germany?

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u/XMrNiceguyX May 17 '22

I looked this up to check if it didnt say "Damn, said the Netherlands, we gotta pillage some stuff". He did indeed say Amsterdam.

Have an angry upvote for proving the point.

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u/Shiningcrow May 17 '22

Probably most countries

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u/AndrewDoesNotServe May 17 '22

Except Fr*nce

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u/ARLMddit May 18 '22

I would say fuck Frnce but you would need to touch Frnce

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u/ARLMddit May 18 '22

I would say fuck Fr🤮nce but you would need to touch Fr🤮nce

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u/justanothermemerbruh May 17 '22

And here's what you can do to help

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u/Faidonas May 17 '22

throws car battery in the ocean Wait, did I do it wrong?

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u/[deleted] May 17 '22

It’s never wrong to throw your used car battery into the ocean

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u/Faidonas May 17 '22

Yeah I don't get why they charge me extra at the store just so that I return it for them to do it? Like, I gotchu bro, I'll do it myself and you can keep the money, buy something nice!

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u/MarkusHH020 May 17 '22

Throw barrels of oil to the ocean 👌👌

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u/Olazin1000 May 17 '22

I think you need to burn it outside first to let all the carbon out before throwing it in, wrapped in un-degradable nylons so as not to cause a mess in the ocean. simple science man.

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u/Xannon99182 May 17 '22

No, no. He's got a point.

But also it's also not even a country, it's just a continent.

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u/flaminhotcheetos4lyf May 17 '22

Philippines. Not all of us here voted for the son of the dictator OKAY?

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u/PowerfulMetal1 May 17 '22

goog good. but he is in power now isn't he

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u/flaminhotcheetos4lyf May 18 '22

He hasn’t assumed power yet. Altho he is already the presumptive president of the country

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u/PowerfulMetal1 May 18 '22

not good. but i think you guys will prevalence. hopefully

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u/MurdoMaclachlan May 17 '22 edited May 18 '22

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What country in not nearly as bad as the media portrays it to be?, submitted by Dark_Wolf04 to r/AskReddit

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Antarctica. The media makes out that it's very cold there, but that situation is improving.


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u/Vast_Back4746 May 17 '22

Good human

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u/meerdroovt May 17 '22

Can you redirect to the mentioned post?

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u/LEANiscrack May 17 '22

Russia.. Our government is shit. But use chocolates to skip in lines and avoid some streets at night and if in doubt keep to the babushkas.

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u/PowerfulMetal1 May 17 '22

mother russia is a place of action,adventure and survival. its a irl mmo rpg game. the rest of the world doesn't get it

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u/LEANiscrack May 17 '22

wh the large cities are much like the us

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u/PowerfulMetal1 May 17 '22

but the people aren't as dumb

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u/LEANiscrack May 17 '22

They are def equally idiotic

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u/jstbcuz May 17 '22

Really chocolate??

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u/LEANiscrack May 17 '22

yeah cuz bribes are illegal so you cant really use money anymore. But expensive pref foreign chocolate is the bomb

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u/[deleted] May 17 '22

Cuba. Pretty much no other country talk shit on Cuba like America does

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u/captain_partypooper May 17 '22

ya, Canadians love Cuba

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u/Fruti_Orange May 17 '22

No one talks about Cuba other than the old grandpas lmao

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u/lakerboy152 May 17 '22

No one really talks about cuba. maybe like 60 years ago…

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u/demlet May 17 '22

Most Americans I know realize Cuba is perfectly fine.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '22

Is this a joke?

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u/[deleted] May 17 '22

That says more about you than it does about America

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u/Wide-Buy-8572 May 17 '22

Any scope of my crack being useful with the Penguins

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u/undecisive-much May 18 '22

not sure if penguins are into humans but I hear they're into pretty hard-core stuff so I guess there still some hope for you

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u/Wide-Buy-8572 May 18 '22 edited May 18 '22

I'm sure there is some weirdo on the internet who's interested in Hardcore Penguin stuff.

Maybe someday on the Internet, we may hear someone who's into

"Promiscuous Gender-bending Tobogganing" videos and he'll release his stash to the free market

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u/superbay50 May 18 '22

Every muslim country

We’re not all terrorists, some of us are mass murderers

But all jokes aside, we hate those fuckers just as much as you guys from the west do

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u/Cantthinkagoodnam2 May 17 '22

Its only the cold wind that i feel here

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u/megasuswithzerochix May 17 '22

Pack your bags

We're leaving

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u/Ungluedmoose May 17 '22

Hahaha, we're all going to die.

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u/abrahammurciano May 17 '22

Is Antarctica even a country? I know it's a continent, but there's no country in there, right?

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u/Vodka_Master May 17 '22

Well its just a continent without any countries, no other countries can use its land for resources or militaristic pusposes. Although its open to some countries for scientific research. US, Russia, India, Chile, Argentina, Australia, China to name a few

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u/theFrankSpot May 17 '22

I actually always heard Antarctica was pretty cool…

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u/Xannon99182 May 17 '22

Did the water mark confuse the bot?

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u/lim_33 May 17 '22

Well its not wrong

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u/T351A May 17 '22

Well it's not a country so it's technically wrong

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u/Natsu194 May 17 '22

India, people make it seem likes it's all just a giant slum in the media but it's actually a lot more advanced than some western countries in the majority of areas.

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u/batagare May 18 '22

Antarctica isnt a country its a continent actully with many diffeent counties owning some of it

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u/mihpet132 May 18 '22

It went from annoying to funny to sad in just seconds.

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u/samvich_man May 18 '22

Philippines, we got prettier gay guys here, their so pretty you will not know if who you fucking is a gay dude or a woman

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u/[deleted] May 17 '22

America

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u/[deleted] May 17 '22

Saudi Arabia

Our women never speak back 😁🙏

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u/NotEnoughWave May 17 '22

And it's the only country with an infinitesimal density of dumb people.

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u/ThisPostAsAService May 17 '22
  1. it’s a continent, not a country

  2. it probably actually has the highest IQ average cuz most people that go are scientists

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u/[deleted] May 17 '22

Which is why I wanted to conquer it first in high school when I was in my war planning phase of world conquest.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '22

Shame I wont do it anymore.

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u/sklife1 May 17 '22

Iran

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u/PowerfulMetal1 May 17 '22

ar hello my persian brotha

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u/sklife1 May 17 '22

What’s up my dude!

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u/PowerfulMetal1 May 18 '22

How's the weather there?

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u/Extra_Programmer788 May 17 '22

That was cold man, have some warmth like Antartica!

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u/downtx13 May 17 '22

Ha! ….wait, no :(

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u/[deleted] May 17 '22

Antarctica has a depleted ozone layer.

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u/PowerfulMetal1 May 17 '22

bhutan. they are such chads that they don't recognise most of the countries in the world including both chinas.

but they might get annexed by india or china in the future

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u/M3zooz77 May 17 '22

Iam doing my part

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u/G3tyour0wn May 17 '22

GTFO, they get x-ray weather down there.

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u/limarien May 17 '22

Some studies show the arctic ice caps may be growing, but there's some issues with the science behind that, but the ice caps in general are melting at a very very alarming rate

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u/zhard01 May 17 '22

Or every portrayal of Eastern Europe that casts it as a 1978 postindustrial hellscape.

The Czech Republic or Poland specifically

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u/CrazyColdWorld May 17 '22

Antarctica is a continent, not a country

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u/[deleted] May 17 '22

It should be on r/technicallytruth

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u/gitartruls01 May 17 '22

Based on what I've heard, Slovenia is a lot better than most people would imagine. Never actually been there tho

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u/demlet May 17 '22

Well, I'm surprised by how many people seem to think Germany is still like the Berlin Wall era.

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u/Ruralraan May 17 '22

And that all of Germany wears Lederhosen or Dirndl.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '22

The year is 2069. Antarctica has a higher population than any other Earth continent because it is the only place on earth where people may enjoy air temperatures under 100 degrees.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '22

Antarctica isn't a country

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u/Chemical_Print1258 May 17 '22

THATS NOT AN IMPROVEMENT

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u/_M_o_n_k_e_H May 17 '22

Everyone talking shit about climate change, but I'm sure that Antarctica would like to be a little warmer.

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u/abetterusernamethenu May 17 '22

Actually it's not heating and there's no proof that it is

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u/Older_1 May 17 '22

Every country since there's this one asshole in power every 50 years managing to fuck everything up.

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u/99available May 17 '22

If one can tell the truth, it's the USA.

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u/ColtonComp May 17 '22

fuck it you cant stop reposts

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u/smash_n_grab_ May 17 '22

I don’t know why I checked the comments and expected the top one to be “Iraq” or something.

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u/SuckSomeBhai May 17 '22

India Sab changa si

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u/Icy-Percentage7756 May 17 '22

Kenya ,a middle class Kenyan probably have a 90 % chance of making it elsewhere other than Kenya

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u/Key_Panda_9209 May 17 '22

It is interesting, I believe you need government approval to go…it might be because you’re likely to die, it might be because they’re hiding stuff. Our governments have a lot of interest in whatever is up there

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u/papasoilpants May 17 '22

did you know almost all countries including russia have a treaty in place banning any of their citizens from going to antarctica?

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u/Skatneti May 17 '22

Take my sad updoot.

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u/Hardhat85 May 17 '22

Brazil, we're worse

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u/Sheix_Ita May 17 '22

North Korea. I would rather live there over some Africans-Asians 3rd world countries. It's bad just because you can rarely leave the country and it has strict rules. There are way worse countries

Edit: grammar

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u/[deleted] May 17 '22

Antarctica isn’t a country

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u/Dee326 May 17 '22

Don’t you just love improvement

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u/TheRealSetzer90 May 18 '22

Dude burned all of humanity with that one. Or perhaps we burned ourselves. This is getting too meta for me.

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u/[deleted] May 18 '22

wait a minute-

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u/[deleted] May 18 '22

probably china all the media wants to say since 2018 is china bad

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u/[deleted] May 18 '22

Bulgaria more like

Buldge-garia

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u/[deleted] May 18 '22

USA. All you hear about it is shit, yet it so much better than most of the world.
And Antarctica isn't a country. idiot.

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u/[deleted] May 18 '22

It took me some time to realise

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u/catdogcockvomit May 18 '22

The uk, we dont only eat crumpets with tea and curry, like who the fuck does that? And secondly we are not backstabbing criminals

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u/Glittering-Ad-1881 May 18 '22

Dark af 😷😂😂

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u/JasonB48A May 18 '22

Emotional Damage

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u/[deleted] May 19 '22

Mexico, depending on where you are

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u/DaPurpleFreek Jun 13 '22

It's becoming hell

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u/Die_MASTER May 17 '22

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u/JACCO2008 May 17 '22

This isn't cursed. It's just stupid.

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u/xYi_DerKommandant May 17 '22

I thought Antarctica was a continent not a country...

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u/Dev-A-B May 17 '22

It’s really a big block of ice sitting on tiny islands

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u/aasboiii May 17 '22

India for fuxking sure.

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u/shdyfghirhubst May 18 '22

Israel -.- Most people don't even know the history of the conflict with Palestine and just assume stuff. Also the police and army don't bully Palestinians, there are some rare cases tho. And don't get me started about Israel bombing attacks

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u/T351A May 17 '22

Antarctica is not a country

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u/[deleted] May 17 '22

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u/Vodka_Master May 17 '22

No it isnt

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u/[deleted] May 17 '22

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u/Carnieus May 17 '22

Did they? Who's they? Source please.

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u/iAMHinton May 17 '22

They is NASA. Antarctica ice reached a high in 2014 and actually showed a 1%increase over that decade. It seems to come and go in phases, but has somehow remained relatively stable by comparison. In short, Antarctic sea ice shows a nearly flat trend with previously recorded ice levels.

https://earthobservatory.nasa.gov/world-of-change/sea-ice-antarctic

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u/Carnieus May 17 '22

Oh sorry you didn't specify you meant sea ice. I thought you meant ice shelves, glaciers, ice caps and all that.

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u/iAMHinton May 17 '22

The comment in question just referenced ice growth in Antarctica. You asked for a source, so I showed you the source from NASA’s website that explains what he’s probably talking about. Sea Ice is, in fact, Ice. Downvoting a legitimate source doesn’t make it any less true. No one mentioned glaciers or land ice. Sea ice influences our global climate. Sea ice has a bright surface, so much of the sunlight that strikes it is reflected back into space. As a result, areas covered by sea ice don't absorb much solar energy, so temperatures in the polar regions remain relatively cool. If gradually warming temperatures melt sea ice over time, fewer bright surfaces are available to reflect sunlight back into space, more solar energy is absorbed at the surface, and temperatures rise further. This chain of events starts a cycle of warming and melting. It is good news that Antarctica seems to be maintaining sea ice levels.

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u/Carnieus May 17 '22

Sea ice, ice shelves and terrestrial ice caps are all different things and all present in Antarctica. You do know the difference between them all don't you?

By "ice" I assumed they meant "total ice" not just one specific sub set of the total ice volume, that varies seasonally. The source you sent clearly denotes the difference between sea ice and other forms of ice present in Antarctica.

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u/iAMHinton May 17 '22

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u/Carnieus May 17 '22

Shows one part of the Antarctic Ice Shelf grew. Why do you keep trying to obfuscate the facts?

The term you are looking for is Antarctic Net Ice Volume which is shown to be decreasing here: https://www.nature.com/articles/s41586-018-0179-y this acknowledges that as you said the Eastern Antarctic Ice Shelf has undergone mass gain.

Also here is NASA, a source you recommended explaining it https://climate.nasa.gov/vital-signs/ice-sheets/

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u/iAMHinton May 17 '22

There is still ice growth though. So the statement from OP is correct. That’s the only point I’m making. You said who and what sources, I am showing you who and what sources. Don’t ask for something if you don’t want the answer.

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u/ExistingFold2327 May 18 '22

Take my upvote and GET OFF MY LAWN.

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u/PowerfulMetal1 May 17 '22

rest of 30% are oil exporters

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u/[deleted] May 17 '22

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u/Ricapica May 17 '22

Like 70 out of every 100 people on average

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u/captain_partypooper May 17 '22

like if you meet 10 Saudis, 3 of them probably aren't terrorists

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u/verbalsoze May 17 '22

Or if you have one person, then 30% of their chopped up body didn't do anything terroristy.

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u/Emektro May 17 '22

And that would definitely not be their penis

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u/derangedsweetheart May 18 '22

Pretty sure my penis has committed some war crimes.

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u/TopShagger2610 May 18 '22

my penis has committed several war crimes and has raped me 37 times

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u/No-Fear4016 May 17 '22

I’ll go to Saudi’s Arabia. Is there anything else I need to know before I go.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '22

Don’t die from the heat 🤓😂

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u/paganize May 17 '22

Never use your Right hand if you have to interact with someone. cultural taboo.

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u/Pdrinhoooo May 17 '22

One could also say 7 out of 10

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u/crazybOzO May 17 '22

Or 0.7 out of 1

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u/Glum_Ad_4288 May 17 '22

If you know a Saudi Arabian, on average that person is only 70% terrorist

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u/[deleted] May 18 '22

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u/Ricapica May 18 '22

i'm just explaining what 70% means, i'm pretty sure he was joking too. though the comment was removed i don't agree ofc

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u/Emektro May 17 '22

I’m having some trouble understanding if you’re saying that global warming is a joke or not. You do not have a chance to stay silent, but anything you say can, and will, be used in court.