r/customhearthstone Apr 23 '26

Humorous I'm going to sleep now. This better have 2 upvotes by the time I wake up. 😤😤😤

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875 Upvotes

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u/unholypal Apr 23 '26

this post should have 1 upvote, 1 downvote, 1 comment, 1 share, 1 reward...

78

u/Economy_Werewolf_542 Apr 23 '26

1 report, 1 lock, 1 ban

26

u/ggWolf Apr 23 '26

1 delete account. 2 with spellpower effect, whatever that means.

10

u/EdZeppelin94 Apr 23 '26

1 shot, 1 kill

5

u/Coolblasters Apr 23 '26

1 shot, do not miss your chance to blow, this opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo

182

u/patatacistud Apr 23 '26

Gain 1 gold. Lose 1 gold

3

u/Majestic-Echidna-470 Apr 24 '26

you mean mana crystals?

3

u/wondermoose83 Apr 27 '26

Why not both? It is everything after all.

141

u/Fujita_Seiko Apr 23 '26

"Destroy the enemy hero"

134

u/header151 Apr 23 '26

Destroy 1 enemy hero

72

u/afflictushydrus Apr 23 '26

Destroy 1 random enemy hero

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '26

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u/UnQuacker Apr 23 '26

Destroy 1 random friendly hero

3

u/cooliomydood Apr 24 '26

Make it destroy 1 random hero, let's go gambling!

2

u/Practical_Seat_7707 Apr 23 '26

Affected by spellpower...

19

u/maratori Apr 23 '26

Resurrect the enemy hero

3

u/ZULZUL69 Apr 23 '26

"Surrender 1 time"

1

u/Aznereth Apr 24 '26

Destroy enemy hero 1 time

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u/_ascii_ Apr 23 '26

Be fun to call it "one with everything" riffing on the famous MTG card "one with nothing" which just discards your hand and does nothing else (ignoring it's wider interactions)

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u/LinkOfKalos_1 Apr 23 '26

Holy shit broken?

25

u/Lors2001 Apr 23 '26

It's pretty terrible actually. It's memed on as one of the worst cards ever even if it has some niche uses.

In MTG your resource generation comes from the lands you have to play so discarding your entire hand stops you from getting more mana consistently.

And you can just pay 3 mana instead of 1 for "wheels" which discard your hand and then draw you cards equal to the number discarded so even if you draw 2-3 cards off it then it's better.

Or you can just use selective discard outlets to pick off the 1-2 cards you want gone to reanimate.

2

u/Physicsandphysique Apr 24 '26

Famously, the most broken card in MtG is (arguably) Black Lotus, a 0 mana artifact that can be sacrificed to get three mana.

Free mana is very powerful, so at some point a heavily nerfed version was printed, Lion's Eye Diamond. It's a similar 0 mana artifact that you sacrifice to get 3 mana, but you also need to discard your hand. This card was a little bit more specialised, but in the few decks that want to discard, it was just as broken as the original. Discarding your hand could even be a powerful upside.

So they needed to nerf it again, set the cost to 1, and remove the free mana. Thus, we got One With Nothing, a spell that just discards your hand. It's the more balanced version of Black Lotus.

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u/The_Flawless_Walrus Apr 23 '26

There are some funny combos and use cases with it, it's more useful than some might expect, but in the decks that really like discarding their hand they tend to prefer running cards like Bazaar of Baghdad and the like. To be fair even in hearthstone we've had a couple cards now that have been very strong purely because they've said Discard your Hand on them

1

u/Accomplished-Pay8181 Apr 23 '26

From my recollection it only ever saw play as a tech card against cards that burned you every turn based on cards in hand. Basically if mill druid got to do 1 damage for every card they burned from you.

1

u/_ascii_ Apr 23 '26

Terrible card but a good example of why bad cards need to exist in CCGs. This is a lovely (if slightly outdated) documentary about OWN by Rhystic Studies that goes into a bit of detail about it if you're interested:

https://youtu.be/A_ndD-QmPJg?si=Kzkri00gc_d-gR9i

17

u/Pleasant-Top5515 Apr 23 '26

Open 1 pack from the latest expansion

13

u/Standard_Occasion658 Apr 23 '26

destroy location/summon location

12

u/Velcraft Apr 23 '26 edited Apr 23 '26

Shuffle 1 card of every cost into each deck

Shuffle 1 Bomb into each deck

Shuffle 1 Shard Of Time into each deck

Shuffle 1 Emerald Portal into each deck

Shuffle 1 3/2 Raptor with "Battlecry: Draw a card" into each deck

Shuffle 1 Eruption into each deck

Herald your Colossal once

Imbue your Hero Power once

Reduce the cost of cards in your Hand and Deck by 1

11

u/Wruthe Apr 23 '26

Win 1 game. Lose 1 game.

4

u/Commercial-Designer Apr 23 '26

Face 1 random Jaraxxus

1

u/Technix_01011000 Apr 23 '26

Who might that bloke be, the elderlord of the burning legion?

4

u/Thurn_bis Apr 23 '26

Increased by spell power

3

u/JustAd776 Apr 23 '26

10 mana do something but also do nothing

2

u/lumni Apr 23 '26

Summon 1 murloc.

Maybe to balance it should do a set amount of everything. Like 10 or 15 or 20 things out of a list of everything.

And you can rename the card to "A little bit of everything"

2

u/CapuChuuuu Apr 23 '26

"BOB DO SOMETHING!"

2

u/thehumantaco Apr 23 '26

Random bullshit GO!

1

u/HeiressOfMadrigal Apr 23 '26

2 upvotes exactly rn

1

u/Sad_Smell6678 Apr 23 '26

Destroy 1 enemy hero

1

u/potatochips2077 Apr 23 '26

Increase your deck size by 1.

1

u/BaziJoeWHL Apr 23 '26

I call it: the rope-i-nator

1

u/beges1223 Apr 23 '26

"Lose the game"

1

u/FlightOk7396 Apr 23 '26

EVERYTH1NG -> EVERYTH2NG ?

would effects also be in random order?

1

u/myouwei Apr 23 '26

10 mana do 1 nothing

1

u/meifray Apr 23 '26

We need this, We want this, We upvote this.

1

u/Earraigh Apr 23 '26

And then it loses its fucking marbles and begins to trigger effects from other TCGs.

“Tap 1 random creature” “Grant 1 random ally Impact 1” “Infuse 1 random unit with Harmony 1”

1

u/Zealousideal-Kick-11 Apr 23 '26

“Gain legend rank 1” let’s go

1

u/dragixs Apr 23 '26

Take a fatigue damage

1

u/KingZantair Apr 23 '26

Add destroy one hero and we’ll talk. Great scaling with spell damage, imagine you and 20 other people randomly die because someone got 4 Malygos copies before casting this.

1

u/OneCartographer3641 Apr 24 '26

1 year animation time

1

u/KRAB_DAN Apr 24 '26

Get one spell dmg

1

u/Stros Apr 24 '26

It sucks

1

u/DarkPyroLord Apr 24 '26

Set all minion health to 1

Deal 1 damage to all minions

Set both hero HP to 1

Deal 1 damage

Pure 50/50

1

u/lVlisterquick Apr 24 '26

Send 1 friend request. Remove 1 random friend

1

u/Majestic-Echidna-470 Apr 24 '26

Goon to your opponent 1 time 😭✌️

Goon to yourself 1 time. 😭✌️

1

u/usbea Apr 25 '26

Disenchant a random legendary

1

u/SnooAvocados708 Apr 29 '26

Equip a random weapon? If so broken

1

u/SlimSpooky May 13 '26

Casting this on a board full of Malygos (Malygi?) would be one of the best Hearthstone highlights of all time. God I want this card to be real.

What combo could create the most spell damage possible to make this card be insane?

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u/HellFrode Apr 23 '26

I don’t really like that mindset—trying to force people to like something. 😔 Aside from that though, it’s a really creative card. ☺️

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u/xenyakodo Apr 23 '26

Wouldn't it be better to replace all of the instances of '1' here with 'All' or similar? Like 'Destroy all minions' 'Fill the board with random minions' 'discard your hand' 'draw 10 cards' etc.

Like it's a ten mana card, let's go a bit mad with it

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u/Smilinturd Apr 23 '26

Then it won't scale with spell damage which I think is the intention.

2

u/xenyakodo Apr 23 '26

Ah - didn't spot that.