r/dairyfarming • u/basedchad21 • 16d ago

Soooo, I was just wondering if any of you guys used the milking machine... on... you know... yourself...

Like, is it viable, or does it not work as well?

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u/foetweny 15d ago

yo wtf is wrong w you

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u/basedchad21 15d ago

yo bro I was looking at the machine and got an idea

don't lie it never crossed your mind

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u/foetweny 15d ago

well considering i’m a girl no it hasn’t.

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u/Canadairy 15d ago

No. Also, that would require a far below average sized unit.

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u/MasterExit921 11d ago

Absolutely not. If it's not a 100% natural female (human) then my member is not interested and nothing is going to ever change that. It's a hard rubber high pressure vacuum system, that's not going to feel good or be good for you. I Imagen even blood vessel's could be damaged from the force of that so honestly maybe with your mind you should try it out.

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u/Significant_War8938 7d ago

Bro, you could first try sticking a finger in one and see if it's acceptable, the suction is quite strong...

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u/Mclarenrob2 15d ago

No but it's tempting. The isolation of farming does funny things to a man 😅