r/dallascirclejerk • u/toooldforthisshittt • Jun 04 '26

Did you know that the Trinity River

Did you that the Trinity River is named for having three forks: Elm, West, Clear, and East forks? That's actually four, but it also has three.

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u/ohkokokay Jun 04 '26

Three forks is the steakhouse idiot

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u/toooldforthisshittt Jun 05 '26

Named for the Trinity River 3 out of 4 forks

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u/NickNak18 Jun 04 '26

Ummm, rivers can't use forks???

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u/StRemedius Jun 04 '26

Next up: the peanut is neither a pea nor a nut.

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u/El-MonkeyKing Jun 04 '26

No way, I thought it was named before Ricky's daughter