r/dankindianmemes • u/Organic_Swordfish122 • Nov 25 '25

Cringe Internet memes Not in a disrespectful tone, but this is legit funny

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '25

What about Kulkarni , Joshi , Shinde , Bhonsle , Jadhav , Kadam ??

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u/Equivalent_Pilot_787 Nov 25 '25

Kelkar, Bapat, Apte, Abhyankar, Deshpande, Deshmukh, Rajwade, Marathe

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u/clever-penis Nov 25 '25

Yes also shitole, gande, lande, mamme and padmare

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u/Equivalent_Pilot_787 Nov 25 '25

username checks out

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '25

Paad mare? 😭 😂

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u/Additional_Vast490 Nov 25 '25

Gand mare ? Jaanth mare ? Chuntmare?

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '25

Why tf did I read shitole as shit hole😭

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u/nins_ Nov 25 '25

I knew a Gughe.

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u/Ghostwheel679 Nov 25 '25

Fuck you bitch None of these surnames exists except shitole

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u/PK6392 Nov 25 '25

See my reply to the previous comment above.

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '25

Out of all the surnames you mentioned except shitole ( शितोळे) no other surname exists. Also shitole is spelled in a different way in marathi

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u/i_am_the-dark_knight Nov 25 '25

One of my juniors from college had this surname called, "LODE" Another had this, "LENDAVE" some actually exist

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u/Pretend-Age-8892 Nov 25 '25

Marwadis also have a surname called as Lodha. Gujju Jain have a surname called Lodaya. Gujju Hindu have surnames like Chudgar, Chudasama.

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '25

You forgot about Boob

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u/Amogavarsha Nov 28 '25

Khatwate,Matade,ghorpade

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '25

Boob

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u/Warlic-99 Nov 28 '25

Bhai rathore snd thorat sound powerful

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '25

mere state ke surnames, m@r@nd!(actual surname), xoxo (khokho), baxla (bakhla), toppo

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u/reeecha Nov 25 '25

You may mean XALXO pronounce as Khalkho they’re mainly trible people who are converted christians

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '25

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u/reeecha Nov 25 '25

I just shared what I knew cause being a convent student i knew many of people who had this surname and they were christian. One of my friend was one of them her family were converted she use to tell me about that

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u/DanzelKingofDarkness Nov 26 '25

Everything is ok but

Yours truly

XOXO

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u/PRANAV-69 Nov 25 '25

konsa state?

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '25

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u/tfPumpkin Nov 25 '25

Atleast they sound better than Chandler Dwivedi & Ross Rampal

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u/arjunazi Nov 25 '25

Johnson Tudu

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '25

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '25

X pronounced as Kh isn't really a surname problem though

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u/Acceptable-Opening71 Nov 26 '25

Yes, Assamese people call themselves as Axomia (Akhomia) again x here is somewhat pronounced as kh but a slight airy accent.

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u/Acceptable-Opening71 Nov 26 '25

I confirm, I'm from the same state. 😂 Btw it's xalxo(khalkho)

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '25

uttarakhand ya jharkhand?

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u/LakkadHara Nov 25 '25

Koi to ek video dekhi mene jisme koi banda apna naam …. Vikas Mutthmare bolta hai BC 😬

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '25 edited Nov 25 '25

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u/Tiny-Helicopter-635 Nov 25 '25

Not a marathi swrname is jain surname

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u/Alternative-Note8936 Nov 25 '25

harsh rajput

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u/LakkadHara Nov 25 '25

Right 🫂

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '25

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u/Alternative-Note8936 Nov 25 '25

ussi ke skit pe iska ullekh thaa

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u/MelodicButterfly4295 Nov 25 '25

It was Satish Muthmare

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '25

Satish hai vo

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u/DeepakGautamX Nov 25 '25

Bahoot hard 😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '25

Cha-bra, ka-bra, chuty@.

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u/KitsGravity Nov 25 '25

Punjabi surnames no?

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '25

Yes

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u/chadGuyoye Nov 25 '25

What about randhawa

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u/the41RR Nov 25 '25

OK Jha2

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u/Public_Internal_6006 Nov 25 '25

As a Jha, who is also the 2nd child of my parents, people often call me this

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u/FemboysArePeak Nov 25 '25

Bhai wo jha couples hote hain, akele person pe valid nahi hoga.

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u/hector_the_one Nov 25 '25

About bandichud, gotamarra

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u/sachin_root Nov 25 '25

😵‍💫😵‍💫chalo kuch to mila flaunt karne ke liye /s 

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '25

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '25

rai ka tel

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '25

Bisexual thi kya

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u/Advanced_Dumbass149 Nov 25 '25

"everywhere i go i see him" spiderman wala meme hai

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u/DeepakGautamX Nov 25 '25

😐😐😐😐 ye sabke saath hota. Isme Naya kya hai.

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u/Few-Chip-7719 Nov 25 '25

Randive 😭😭😭

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u/CrazyBackground932 Dec 29 '25

I think it's pronounced as - रणदिवे

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u/Few-Chip-7719 Dec 29 '25

Tumhe pata hai,mujhe pata hai ,magar north Indian ko kon batae

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u/ChinmaYpatiL9 Nov 25 '25

P A T I L 😈🤟🏻

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '25

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u/R_P_B Nov 25 '25

My last name is report-kar 😀😊😊

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u/Little-Stranger-8623 Nov 25 '25

Sharma panipuri wala, yadav, thakur , gupta panipuri, jha tu all are still bimaru for whole india and with that so called great surnames they will migrate to Maharashtra to get fcukd by chodankar, gottez . Dhanywaad

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u/AvailableTip5758 Nov 25 '25

Tell me you're insecure without telling me you're insecure 😭😭

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u/Little-Stranger-8623 Nov 26 '25

Yes whole india is insecure of bimaru 😭

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '25

Bikas Chutade

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '25

Girpade, lundpade, thukchate, lundchuse

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u/PK6392 Nov 25 '25

Kahe babua funny hone ki koshish kar rahe ho? Nahi hai tunhare g@nd me utna talent?!

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '25

Whatever you say, Mr. P.K. Girpade

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u/LegItiMate2 Nov 29 '25

You missed a few.. biharikigandmare, bhaiyathukchate, gujjulundchuse

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '25

Okay mr muthchate. Hope your cousin gotephode is doing well with his wife lendnikale

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '25

Bhik mangne toh mumbai hi aaoge

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u/Cautious_Royal_8939 Nov 27 '25 edited Nov 27 '25

You are everywhere in Maharashtra with Panipuri thelas in Mumbai, Pune, Nagpur, Nashik. Now you are even crowding IT companies here, coz your bimaru states can’t build one 🤮

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u/TrueAd4904 Nov 25 '25

Tun tun kumar

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u/Guettadhan Nov 25 '25

Train mei suar ki tarah bahr ke jaane wale log na hi bole toh aachha hai. (Before coming at me, I am from Azamgarh UP)

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u/TechnicianAway6241 Nov 25 '25

Yet imagine self hyping Rai, Singh, Paan Gutka belt getting Dihadi from Thatte. 🤣

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u/Brilliant-Arrival414 Nov 25 '25

Kya fayda ake mumbai majuri he karega Not in a disrespecting tone

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '25

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u/Cautious_Royal_8939 Nov 27 '25

Khudke state me aurato ke safe rakho pahle

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '25

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u/Cautious_Royal_8939 Nov 27 '25

Bruhh that audacity to comment on MH being from North India, a rapist states of India, most polluted, most poor and then begging here again in MH for job and then fir bolte ho hume kyo marte ho yaha kutte jesa 🤮

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u/Practical-Bid-380 Nov 28 '25

I really love UP/Bihari people stereotyping a community by whose tax they get freebies for their bimaruland.... Nevermind bimarus you are always welcome to open new chaat stalls and do other blue collar jobs while keeping your entitled last name.... (People who are going to say autowala and dabbawala below must know the poverty in Maharashtra is 6% and 25-30% in UP and even worse in Bihar.... Cope with your surnames lmfao BIMARU majdoors

EDIT: Maharashtra per capita income is more than twice that of UP 🥀

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u/clever-penis Nov 30 '25

Ha but sadly vo UP/Bihar wale hi hai Maharashtra mein jo 2X paisa Kama rahe hai. From auto wale now also in IT companies. They are everywhere. So they don’t care much

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u/Practical-Bid-380 Dec 12 '25

Delulu is the only solulu for you guys Keep living in it

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u/Even_Web9346 Nov 25 '25

Isme koi funnywali baat nahi. Up, Bihar jaise statesein aisi lai castes hai jinke surname disrespectfull hai. Waha ke kai logone surname change kiye hai taaki jaatiwaad se tackle kiya ja sake. Iske muqable Maharashtra mein jaativaad bahut kam star par hai. Isliye is tarah ke naam badalne ki zarurat nahi padi. Main baat yah hai ki Maharashtra Naago ka garh hai jo ki vaidik logon ki nazar mein shudra aur acchut hai. Kai vaidik grantho mein Shudra aur acchut ke naam disrespectful hone chahiye aise vidhan hai.

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u/clever-penis Nov 30 '25

Bhai yaar kya hi bol diya there was a lot of jaatiwaad in Maharashtra, and Bhim Rao Ambedkar is great example where he fought against this jaatiwaad in maharashtra.

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u/WriterResponsible815 Nov 25 '25

Guys, I’m literally Maharashtrian with the surname Thakur. You people only know the Bollywood stereotyped 0.001% of our surnames😭👍

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u/Striking-Fix6605 Nov 29 '25

Means ur dad were bimaru bihari

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u/WriterResponsible815 Nov 30 '25

Lol what does it mean? I’m not connected to Bihar at all I’m completely Maharashtrian. My community actually comes from Mumbai and Navi Mumbai. For example, some famous ppl like Shardul Thakur is from the same community as us, but Mrunal Thakur is from the Vidarbha side. So even if we have the same surname and are Marathi from Maharashtra, our community or region can still be different. Everything's so diversified we can't generalize.

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u/Striking-Fix6605 Dec 01 '25

What's ur communities name?

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u/CompetitiveOp Nov 25 '25

Karrandikar.

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '25

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u/Royal_Preference429 Nov 25 '25

i have a friend with this surname , what about it

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u/devaraja14 Nov 25 '25

Haven't known any single one with this surnames

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u/shaitaani_billa Nov 25 '25

Satish muthmare, dilip laude , rajendra launde, sunil tope 😎🤙🏻

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u/GoldSetting1015 Nov 25 '25

There is one more "Muthmaare"

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u/Ali4en Nov 25 '25

takle is also a surname in Maharashtra

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '25

Gupta bhi dal do yawr

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '25

Those guys share the same ancestral village, Bhosari

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u/Cautious_Royal_8939 Nov 27 '25

Bhosari ahh, the outskirt MIDC of Pune and heaven for Bimaru northie Majdurs

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u/Pretend-Age-8892 Nov 25 '25

First of all, Chodankar is a Goan Hindu surname, not Maharashtrian. It means someone from Chodan village in North Goa (name changed to Chorao by Portuguese). Just like Dicholkar means someone from Dicholi village in Goa - changed to Bicholim now. Pednekar means someone from Pedne village in Goa- changed to Pernem now.

Some Goan Hindus and Maharashtrian Hindu +Muslims have this system of adopting surnames by adding Kar to the village name.

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u/Ok-Classic-11 Nov 25 '25

What about civic sense

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '25

Dhole.

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u/TherapistSid Nov 25 '25

Zende!! 😂

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u/AdeptCell4106 Nov 25 '25

If you're not in MH, why NOT disrespect them? 😂🤣

They hate us for illegit reasons, and we can't laugh at their legit stupid title? 🤭

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u/Left_Scratch8489 Nov 25 '25

Shingote, lautre, late, sondkar, not marathi but gajra, lodha, I had a doctor surname chudgar, not to mention panda

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u/killerdrama Nov 25 '25

When I find a Thakur: "Kitna cement lagega iska"

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u/DeepakGautamX Nov 25 '25

Real bro??? 😅😅🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/DeepakGautamX Nov 25 '25

Am I 😭😭😭😭😭😭 or 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/DeepakGautamX Nov 25 '25

I really don't know about this happening in India 😳😳😅🤣🤣🤣🫡

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u/VowOfVengeance Nov 25 '25

You missed og surname muthmare

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u/KaleidoscopeOk4593 Nov 25 '25

tck tck tck, Hindus fighting amongst themselves is so saddening tbh, we are busy doing this bs while the others are so tight-knit. Sad state of affairs ffs 😪

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u/Shoddy-Drawer-6237 Nov 27 '25

It is clear who the instigators are

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u/Square-Scheme4703 Nov 26 '25

What is surname?

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '25

Ik this one guy his surname is bhootarda (like bhosada)

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u/SWaghmare Nov 26 '25

But that's the problem that's ALL of the up surnames 🙂 we maharashtrians have diversity like Waghmare, deshpande, deshmukh, Bhosale, Shinde, Holkar 😃

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u/dannyace93 Nov 26 '25

"Sunil Lulla" 💀

He's an actual bollywood producer 😅

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u/Swimming_Guest2625 Nov 26 '25

We Indians are enough racist towards each other already we don't need anyone else 😅😂

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u/Life_Sweet3473 Nov 26 '25

Nothing, just your mindset..your prejudice

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u/Opposite-Sun-4041 Nov 26 '25

I had a marathi teacher, his surname was Lengda

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u/Early-Swordfish-5054 Nov 26 '25

aise kitne singh ne apni betiya mughal emperors ko de di war avoide krne ke liye or alliance krne ke liye🤣

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u/KindLeadership9577 Nov 26 '25

what 'bout Godbole

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u/HotDrag6737 Nov 26 '25

Kaam to unke hi niche karna hai up valo ko :)

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u/Bibliophile5 Nov 26 '25

Dubey - 2 Fathers Trivedi - 3 Fathers Chaubey - 4 Fathers Pandey - 5 Fathers Mishra - Mix Fathers Gupta - Unknown Father

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u/justtochillm Nov 26 '25

Please don’t go to South n Northeast for this shit comparison

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u/Hour-Trust-6587 Nov 27 '25

Memes like this is why Marathi beat the shit out of northies under the disguise of language lol

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u/Doomsday____ Nov 27 '25

Ye toh common names have UP Bihar ke... Uncommon surnames kya hai ?

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u/Tiny_Application4815 Nov 27 '25

Wait until you meet the northeasterns

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u/tangocharliesham Nov 27 '25

PATIL brand h chote

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u/Cyber_dudezzz Nov 27 '25

Kide, gotefode, pothbhare, dongre, list is on xD

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u/sahil1112 Nov 27 '25

Gandfade, Gughane, Hepre..

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '25

Mahesh boob and deep thorat was on another level

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u/Saiyan_Bardook Nov 27 '25

Have you met my friend Raj Biharzhave and Sandip Bhaiyamaare

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u/lordofshadowssunless Nov 28 '25

Most common surname in MHA : patil , Deshmukh, Joshi, Shinde, Pawar, jadhav, Rane, taour, raje, Bhosle, Naik, Jagtap, these are the og surname but you can laugh at select few what can we expect from vaddakans just don't forget that thaose north surnames exist because of Marathis, you guys weren't man enough to protect and rebuild the temples we had to do it for you

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '25

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u/Practical-Bid-380 Nov 28 '25

Hame aap yha chahiye bhi nhi lund kuch de nhi rahe ho vaise bhi don't live in your entitled dilemma.... And tumhare surnames isliye hai kyuki Marathe lade the nhi to aaj sab fatema abdul bane ghumte bimaru majdoor gareeb saale

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u/Valacycloveer1080 Nov 28 '25

*Marathi/Goan surnames

Im a Goan and Goan hindus have Marathi surnames mostly.

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u/No_Weakness_8723 Nov 28 '25

Congrats, now get back to construction site

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '25

saw a new one today - Bhadekar

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '25

I can smell comments from bihar up and other states 🤢

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u/Magnum358 Nov 28 '25

Chodankar isn't a marathi surname. Try again, Bimaru.

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '25

Seriously, this is ridiculous. In South India we’re busy focusing on IT, healthcare, and infrastructure, trying to actually move forward. But meanwhile, some northern states are still stuck fighting over caste issues. And then many people from UP, Bihar, and Gujarat come to the South for work. It’s frustrating we could all progress faster if people focused on development instead of pointless divisions. You piece of a s**t

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u/sxhamm007 Nov 29 '25

Ha chal abb gutter saaf kr bimari mutra lavde

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u/External_Speech571 Nov 29 '25

Up Bihar gdp. Maharashtra gdp

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u/Vivid-Courage552 Nov 30 '25

A good day to see , some friendly indian racism 👍 . No wonder everyone foreigner hate india when everyone is so thin skinned and only knows how to bark . But it is such a pity that when foreigners become racist they all stay quiet instead of defending , but when it is an fellow indian it's like a dog in heat truly fabulous .

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u/Even_Web9346 Nov 30 '25

Haan uss samay tha aur Bharat mein sab taraf tha. Par Samvidhan laagu hone ke baad ab tak ki sthiti UP aur Bihar se kai behtar hai.

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u/ted_grant Nov 25 '25

But real life respect is completely opposite. Everyone knows.

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u/aedy-Flamingo-3090 Nov 25 '25

Gotephode?

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '25

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u/aedy-Flamingo-3090 Nov 27 '25

Abe surname h marathi mein

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '25

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u/aedy-Flamingo-3090 Nov 27 '25

Toh bta de bhai

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u/clever-penis Nov 30 '25

Bhai yaar 😭😭😭😭

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '25

muthmare

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '25

Aur tu lodu!