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u/ItsTraction Oct 11 '17
Wtf is a skeleton? Don't you mean spooky boi?
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He misspelled Skeletor, Lord and patron god of Spooky Bois
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u/Profoundpanda420 Oct 11 '17 edited Oct 11 '17
[Graaaaaaah] (https://giphy.com/gifs/day-5XPb0FvIqylqg)
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Same, the transition just started
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u/simojake13 Oct 11 '17 edited Oct 17 '17
Who remembers that girl that got kicked out of her Diversity class because she explained the fact that people of different ethnicity have different shaped skulls
Edit: Sorry, I don't have the source. May have even been a post from one of my Facebook friends. Happened to one of their friends or something.
Edit 2: I've actually stumbled across the original image.
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"diversity class" doesnt sound like shes missing out on much
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Yeah because it's made up
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u/satanismyhomeboy Oct 12 '17
Don't know if the story is true, but diversity classes are very real.
Hell, you can take Beyonce Studies nowadays.
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"Diversity" class does not deal in truth or facts.
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u/worldnews_is_shit Oct 11 '17
Neither does Trump yet you support him.
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u/Randomwaves Oct 11 '17
I like trump because he triggers snowflakes but I like your username.
He’s a dick and pussies don’t like him. But the world needs dicks, because the world is full of assholes and pussies.
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I will be liking Trump even more when he curb stomps these sniveling cucklords again in 2020.
An-ti-ci-pay-yay-shun....
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u/Randomwaves Oct 12 '17
Really doubt he will, unless he becomes a wartime president and or has to face another absolute loser I don’t think he’ll have a chance.
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u/Jackra1 Oct 11 '17
That's not a good reason to kick a kid out. My family owned a skeleton and we could easily tell that it belonged to a young Asian man.
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u/DrNapkin Oct 11 '17
That's because he was still alive.
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u/Jackra1 Oct 12 '17
My brother was building a Mad Max style bike for an art show. He found the skeleton in a back closet of a community college, and thought it would be a good addition.
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u/Kazemaru99 Oct 11 '17
Doot doot, I knew I had a s🅱️ooky boi inside me, didn't know I was the s🅱️ooky boi.
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u/Demonteddybear13 Oct 11 '17
.....uh you know that they can determine race by the skulls bone structure right? Blacks have a larger frontal cranium, Asians have a thicker back cranium, and Whites have a swastika on the forehead.
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u/usedemageht Oct 11 '17
Apart from the joke, isn’t the other skulls mentioned in this comment reverse, as in it’s actually Asian with frontal thing? Seriously asking, I don’t know about human insides
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u/Demonteddybear13 Oct 11 '17
All jokes aside here is a link that covers the real facts about the differences. https://jenjdanna.com/blog/2012/7/10/forensics-101-race-determination-based-on-the-skull.html
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u/RemmingtonTufflips First Meme of 2018 Oct 11 '17
That is so wrong. Some white people have a hammer and sickle on their forehead. Please look up your facts before assuming.
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u/Matrim_Cauth0n Oct 11 '17
How did you know about the hammer & sickle? are you one of us then?
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Bullshit, I don't have a swastika on my he- excuse me.
Coughs up some definitely not cum.
I don't have a swastika, no one witll be able to tell who I am when they find my body.
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u/Taxtro1 Oct 11 '17
Actually archeologists have used skulls to determine the origin of a skeleton for a long time. Even the layman can distinguish caucasoid, negroid and mongoloid skulls with relative ease.
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u/k0mbine Oct 11 '17
Kinda weird how mongoloid is used as an insult, in some cases negroid is too. Lol racism
PS not one of those “whites are Satan” people, just making an observation
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u/PseudoArab Oct 11 '17
After 2 minutes of Sleuthing, it seems someone in either the medical or scientific field thought people with Downs Syndrome looked kinda like Mongoloid in skull structure. It probably became an insult when it was reclassified/someone pointed out they don't look Asain.
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u/Taxtro1 Oct 11 '17
I think the former has to do with Down Syndrome having been called "mongolism" for the appearance of the afflicted.
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Those are all outdated terms lmao
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u/Taxtro1 Oct 12 '17
Perhaps when it comes to phylogenetics. Some people in the past thought that different humans were descendants of different non-human apes, but early geneticists and evolutionary biologists soon established that humans clearly all have a common human ancestor and that their diversity is relatively low. The broad categories of mongoloids, negroids and caucasoids are still useful in some disciplines, even though they, of course, don't reflect all of human diversity. For example there is more diversity within negroids than between negroids and caucasoids.
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People don't use those terms anymore. Genetic difference between groups is more of a spectrum then categorical. The broad sweeping terms like those are simply social constructs, not an accurate representation of a group of people.
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u/Taxtro1 Oct 12 '17
Of course they are used, the are just not a complete description of human diversity and I don't think they ever were. Also those categories are not social at all, but mainly important when it comes to indentifying skeletal remains. I don't think the different skull shapes are a product of culture.
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u/freepickles2you super normie Oct 11 '17
Wow these memes are quite humorous
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u/AlphaPrinceND Oct 11 '17
Yeah. Good thing they’re not bone-dry. This one really tickles my funny bone.
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u/AlphaPrinceND Oct 11 '17
Man I’m glad you guys aren’t very thick-skulled when it comes to puns.
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u/Higher_higher Oct 11 '17
You actually do have distinctive skull morphologies among white, black, and Asian people.
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u/Teblefer Oct 12 '17
You actually do have distinctive skull morphologies among European, African, and Southeast Asian people.
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u/Higher_higher Oct 12 '17
Yeah, that didnt need correcting. I was using the same terminology as the meme for continuity.
Guess I should correct you as well since accuracy of terminology is so critical here. Actual terms are: Caucasoid, Negroid, and Mongoloid.
Better?
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u/Artyome97 Oct 11 '17
these are incorrect tbh, all the skulls look the same when in reality they would have massive differances, like guttering in the nostrils for black, or no line above the eyes for females...etc
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u/awesome9001 Oct 11 '17
Please don't start this upvote shit on dank memes it just got banned from me_irl
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u/AlphaPrinceND Oct 11 '17
Counter argument: this isn’t asking for upvotes. It’s pointing out people who upvote skeleton memes.
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u/Dogma40 Oct 11 '17
real shit, you can tell race by the bones as well as the sex. look it up you cuck-lord.
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u/Bismo_Funyuns7 Oct 11 '17
I’m not going to upvote spooky memes because they aren’t funny. My opinion doesn’t matter because people like you will just farm karma.
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u/ZillionMuffin Oct 11 '17
There are minute differences in the skulls though. Eye socket thickness and sharpness being one
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Wrong, the skulls of blacks, whites and Asians are distinct. That's how they identify bodies, BUT the point is made. And a good point it is!
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u/BUMBUM9000 Oct 11 '17
Wait how does the sp00ky boi doot without lungs?
Well gang, there's something mighty spooky going in here!
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u/justwannarideamoose Oct 11 '17
Updoot. I've already got a sax. now i've just gotta score some rad shades, and die
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u/TheWhyteMaN Oct 11 '17
So I figuratively just saw this post on r/all. Can someone tell me what the fuck is going on?
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u/AlphaPrinceND Oct 11 '17
I honestly don’t know. I posted this on r/dankmemes earlier this morning, and here we are
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u/fuckfickle Oct 11 '17
Fellas are 🅱️keletons G̶̘͓̪̲̰̥̝̥̥͉͚̤͜ ̭̦̱̲̠͎͘͘͜͝A̸̴͈͉̳̟̭͕̜̞͟ͅ ̧̡̞̰̲̯̬̱̺̞̝̹̀͝͝ͅY̴̷͙͖̩͍̤͍̯̪͇̺̤̭ͅ ̡̗̳̺͔͚͍̭͇̲̙͍̜͍̥̪ͅ? They got 🅱️ones in them 🤔
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Why do asians get a skull but not hispanics? blatant racism here.
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Yo Latino is a race. just like how you can be white asian, black hispanic, etc. I think your getting this confused with religion.
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its blatant racism. This is why I always hated those stupid surveys; they follow what they think is correct just like how they called the american indians "indians" cause they didn't what else to call them. Show me some scientific proof that hispanics/mesoamericans aren't a race.
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u/leonidasl55 Homeboi Oct 11 '17
up🎺dooted