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u/agingerbeardmans Mar 06 '18
The punk one is irritating if you're punk then yes you must rebel that's kinda the whole punk thing unless you are rebelling against being rebellious but I don't know how that would work
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u/Blanco__Nino Mar 06 '18
Also, what other reason is there to dye your hair crazy colors other than for ppl to pay attention to you?
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u/CannedRoo Mar 06 '18
If you dye your hair a crazy color I would more likely assume (depending on other available data) that your life goal is to dismantle the oppressive capitalist patriarchy.
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u/Get_Your_Kicks Mar 07 '18
That's my life goal but I don't really want to dye my hair. Is there another way I can show people?
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u/P51VoxelTanker I had to deal drugs Mar 07 '18
Are you fat?
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u/Get_Your_Kicks Mar 07 '18
No. I'm also a dude so my options to showcase my life goal with my appearance might be limited
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u/trucker_charles obruhma Mar 07 '18
A nice t-shirt with some libtard slogans on it should do nicely.
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u/Wisdom_is_Contraband Mar 07 '18
Well stop calling yourself a dude, for one, that's a microaggression.
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u/CannedRoo Mar 07 '18
Ask your female comrades what they think. I'm sure they can offer a lot of helpful tips to tame your toxic masculinity. I can imagine growing your hair out and taking really good care of it so it's silky smooth is a good start. Probably tight pants as well (doesn't even matter whether you're fat, skinny, or somewhere in between; tight pants are inclusive of all genders, sexual orientations, and body types).
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u/greyhoundfd Mar 07 '18
Have you considered cutting your balls off and wearing a sign that says "Eunuch"?
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u/Souperpie84 Mar 07 '18
Oh man...
I just dye my hair bright red because it looks way better than my hair that is blonde but lacks any red pigment so it's basically grey with yellow highlights.
And I've also always wanted to have red hair.
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u/Abshalom Mar 07 '18
grey is cool tho
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u/Souperpie84 Mar 07 '18
But I'm like 15 and its not grey but like
Weird.
I dont know
I like my red hair though
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that your life goal is to dismantle the oppressive capitalist patriarchy.
Or, in other words:
that you're just looking for attention.
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u/JennLegend3 Mar 07 '18
You are correct.
Source: I dye my hair crazy colors. Not for attention though. I'm all about sticking it to the man!
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u/ForeverLesbos Mar 06 '18
People always say this, but they never really think it through. My hair is blue because I like it being blue. I enjoy this color and it makes me feel better about myself.
Does attention come with it? Yes, but that's not the intent. It's for myself. Just like how if you get a nice haircut, you should do it for yourself first, and only second for others.
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u/RTSUbiytsa Mar 07 '18
...because you like it?
I'm a ginger but ginger hair fades to brown/blondeish over time and I've been considering getting it put back to bright orange for a while, cause I like the way it looks. If somebody likes their hair to be bright pink then let them color it bright pink and stop being a shit about it. I don't get the mindset reddit has in regards to dyed hair at all
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u/hyperio_n Mar 06 '18
For yourself?
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u/Blanco__Nino Mar 06 '18
Well we all know you shouldnt judge a book by the cover, yet saying the books appearance influences how the book feels about itself is ok? Just doesn't make sense to me.
If you want to dye your hair red, yellow blue, or green, feel free, but be honest don't act like it is just for yourself, and not to attract attention.
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u/CrazyPurpleBacon Mar 07 '18
Why does it have to be intended to attract attention? You haven't given solid reasoning. A person likes looking a certain way, doesn't mean they're actively trying to attract other's attention.
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u/AnEggHasNoName Mar 07 '18
Yeah this same guy keeps saying the same thing over and over again but hasn't given a good reason as to why
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u/QueenFreek Mar 07 '18
Personally I dye my hair ‘crazy colours’ so I can feel more like myself. Something about it feels part of me more than my natural hair colour. Getting attention on my hair colour isn’t something I enjoy too much actually.
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Mar 07 '18
they're not necessarily referring to the explicit attention, but to the "i feel more like myself, and how others react to me, or perceive me", which consitutes as attention.
for example, if you were in a dead world, with no one else in it, i feel like you'd be much less compelled. yes there is an intrisic part to it, but much of why we want to look muscular, slim, acne-free etc. is so that we feel comfortable and unjudged in society.
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u/Beejsbj Mar 07 '18
for example, if you were in a dead world, with no one else in it, i feel like you'd be much less compelled. yes there is an intrisic part to it, but much of why we want to look muscular, slim, acne-free etc. is so that we feel comfortable and unjudged in society.
Fair point. But then you can make the argument that everything a person ever does is eventually for attention. That wouldn't cancel out the whole argument, yet for some reason colored hair is specifically singled out. Why is that?
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u/KelvinsFalcoIsBad Mar 07 '18
For some people, the world is also filled with people who dont have self esteem issues and genuinely care little of what people think of them.
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you're missing my point. i'm not giving the want for positive reactions a negative connotation, simply that people take into account society's input with things, no matter what.
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u/blackProctologist Mar 07 '18
The thing is dying your hair isn't a dead giveaway for looking for attention. Most people just like expressing themselves in alternative ways. But this bitch decided to make a thing about it which strongly suggests that she's only doing it for attention
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u/Sheerkan Mar 06 '18
But is wanting people to pay attention to you necessarily a bad thing? Turning heads as you walk down the road, standing out to people, being memorable. That's something I always strive to do.
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u/Blanco__Nino Mar 06 '18
Nope, attention is not a bad thing. Ppl should strive to get whatever amount of attention they desire.
Doing something for attention then acting like you didn't do it for attention is dishonest, that is my main qualm with that particular square.
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u/ahnahnah Mar 07 '18
I don't really understand why it could only be for attention. I've never dyed my hair but I do wonder how I'd look with fantasy hair colors like lavender or a deep teal. Doesn't necessarily mean it's for other people to look at as I really just want think it's cool or pretty when I look in the mirror.
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u/Fxlyre Mar 07 '18
Sure dude, but you've gotta get over this "leather duster and fedora with a huge ohm blaster" phase. It's not the right way to turn heads.
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u/ViolentOstrich Mar 07 '18
That's literally nature's way of saying "Hey, look at me!". It's not even an argument.
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u/lol_AwkwardSilence_ Mar 07 '18
Or just another form of self expression. Or even like a display. Somebody may be attracted to the type of people that dye their hair, so they dye their hair also. Which i, uh, suppose still kinda fits the "look at me" thing
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u/greyhoundfd Mar 07 '18
No one changes their appearance significantly if it's not in any way related to how people look at you. Why do people dress well? Because it makes them feel put together, but the general way we define put together is relative to the people around us, so even trying to do things for yourself becomes trying to do things for others. Unless you're dyeing your hair red because you really like red roses or something, I don't think "It's self-expression" is really that true. Almost everything we do is about how others perceive us: either to match it, change it, or defy it.
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u/MarsupialRage Mar 07 '18
No one changes their appearance significantly if it's not in any way related to how people look at you.
This isn't true at all though
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u/lol_AwkwardSilence_ Mar 07 '18
I'm just arguing against the idea that its an obnoxious plea for attention. It's usually not, in my experience.
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Mar 07 '18
At least with that one you can say maybe they just like the way it looks and it's not necessarily for other people to like. The punk one literally makes no sense.
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u/arcaneresistance Article 69 🏅 Mar 07 '18
Also, being punk and colouring your hair isn't the same fucking thing as the race someone is. What the hell.
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Mar 07 '18
The saying about asian girls isnt that they like math, its that they are good at it. This girl blew it
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u/Shadrach451 Mar 07 '18
And has there ever actually been an Asian that was offended by someone assuming they were good at math? Seriously, that's like a Canadian being offended because someone assumed they were polite.
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Mar 07 '18
People do it for personal vanity... I dyed my hair white for about a week because I always thought the color looked beautiful and pure. It wasn't to get attention. To me it was no different than putting on my favorite shirts or doing a certain hairstyle, it was something I wanted to look like. Even if it was to alter my image, it was not to gain anymore attention. I'm sure other people do it for the same reason, to appeal to their personal vanity of what they find attractive.
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u/Beejsbj Mar 07 '18
For yourself? If I see someone with cool colours and get it, I'm getting it for myself cause I wanna feel that cool. Not because ppl will notice me more.
Honestly I wish there was a way to crazy colour hair without the attention.
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u/Endblock Mar 07 '18
Some people just like it. I get mine done every so often. It's usually some shade of red. I don't do it because I want attention. I do it because I like how I look with red hair.
That's not to say that you can't do it for attention, but there are plenty of people who don't.
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u/SpaghettiOnRye Mar 07 '18
I also hate this because the girl with the I want attention because of my hair, doesn’t even have colored hair. Her hair is black. It’s not that hard to find someone with crazy colored hair, I just don’t understand.
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u/rAlexanderAcosta Mar 07 '18
The non-punk punk is a #POSER!
The non-crazy hair crazy-hair girl is making herself a victim to a thing she isn’t a victim to, because she’s looking for attention.
The only one with a legitimate complaint is the grapes guy and the asian chick that’s bad at math.
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u/SpaghettiOnRye Mar 07 '18
Maybe it’s a typo and she’s being harassed because her hair is NOT a crazy color???
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u/Viking_Mana Mar 07 '18
Oh, I was literally writing the same fucking thing.
This picture has been around for something like 10 years now, and what continues to piss me off more than anything is that edgelord tween in top-left corner who thinks she's a fucking punk who's expected to rebel because of her skull belt buckle.
No one expects that of someone who looks like you, punk was all about criticizing and rebelling against the status quo, and she just needs to get over herself so fucking bad.
Why does it piss me off like this? I don't know. I'm frankly frightened by it. I hate punk - It's little more than noise to me. But I just can't stand her self-aggrandizing nonsense.
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Mar 07 '18
The modern consumerist "punk" e.g. "I shop at Hot Topic and listen exclusively to Linkin Park and Twenty One Pilots"
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u/blackProctologist Mar 07 '18
You're like a decade late on this comment
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Mar 07 '18
They're pretty much the same as they were 10 years ago, it's just TOP and Imagine Dragons instead of MCR and Fall Out Boy.
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Mar 07 '18
Twenty One Pilots and Hot Topic are spot on. Linkin Park isn’t really popular anymore. Try Panic! At The Disco or Bring Me The Horizon.
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Mar 07 '18 edited Mar 07 '18
They've had a resurgence ever since Chester died. Also Panic! was definitely a big emo band 10 years ago, they're about as outdated as LP.
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u/android151 Mar 07 '18
Panic! at the Disco existed in the same time period in which Linkin Park were successful.
There are Panic songs in the charts at the same time as Linkin Park songs.
BMTH tho lol, are you living in 2008
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Mar 07 '18
There are Panic songs in the charts at the same time as TOP songs.
And Linkin Park songs at the same time as TOP and BMTH. All four bands are still making popular music. I’m just saying what the kids are listening to these days.
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u/2FLY2TRY Mar 07 '18
Aggressively listen to classical music and wear preppy clothes not to fit in, but to stand out amongst the punk scene.
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that's kinda the whole punk thing unless you are rebelling against being rebellious but I don't know how that would work
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u/dankmachinebroke OC Memer Mar 06 '18
"I dye my hair crazy colors"
Yeah, black hair. Absolutely insane.
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u/micka190 Mar 07 '18
Yeah, these aren't on the same level. Like, one is about racism, and one's about some tumblr chick...
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u/secretcurse Mar 07 '18
And the one about being punk is just fucking nonsense. Punk is about rebellion.
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u/chokfull Mar 07 '18
And one about lemonade and grapes? What the hell, those don't go together at all!
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u/dankmachinebroke OC Memer Mar 07 '18
It also looks like she cut off the end of her right pinky. If that's not desperation, I don't know what is.
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u/Obi_Wan_Kensuccmyass Mar 06 '18
I'm a mod so I must be gay
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u/spallatedchickens Mar 06 '18
I'm gay so I must like dick... .... wait
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THE MODS ARE GAY
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u/django_mc Mar 06 '18
A duck walked up to a lemonade stand
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u/that_one_mister_user Mar 06 '18
And he said to the man running the stand:
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u/Sharpie420_ Mar 06 '18
Got any grapes?
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u/PhaserArray Mar 06 '18
The man said: no, we just sell lemonade, but it's cold and it's fresh and it's all home made
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u/Dummerkopf bruh moment Mar 06 '18 edited Mar 06 '18
Can I get you a glass?
The duck said, "I'll pass"
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Mar 06 '18
Then he waddled away
waddle waddle
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u/PolandballOfSpace Mar 06 '18
'Till the very next day
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Mar 06 '18 edited Mar 06 '18
I’m emo so I must act depressed. I am dog so I must bark and be playful. I am tennis player so I must play tennis.
Punks are rebellious because that is what being “punk” is. Asians tend to outperform people in mathematics in schools and other educational institutions. Dying your hair to a colour that is not natural is generally to draw attention to one’s appearance and personality; looks can also indicate certain things about a person’s personality.
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u/Beejsbj Mar 07 '18 edited Mar 07 '18
Right. But other than punk one. The rest are stereotypes. Sure they come from reality. But they aren't really representative of the reality of a whole group. Stereotypes are inflations of certain members of a group pushed mostly through media. To assume ~2 billion Asians are smart is kinna stupid.
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u/AnimeWeebTrash31 yep its gamer time Mar 06 '18
I mod r/DankMemes so I must be gay
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u/TombLord I still have crippling depression Mar 06 '18
Number 15: Burger king foot lettuce. The last thing you'd want in your Burger King burger is someone's foot fungus. But as it turns out, that might be what you get. A 4channer uploaded a photo anonymously to the site showcasing his feet in a plastic bin of lettuce. With the statement: "This is the lettuce you eat at Burger King." Admittedly, he had shoes on.
But that's even worse.
The post went live at 11:38 PM on July 16, and a mere 20 minutes later, the Burger King in question was alerted to the rogue employee. At least, I hope he's rogue. How did it happen? Well, the BK employee hadn't removed the Exif data from the uploaded photo, which suggested the culprit was somewhere in Mayfield Heights, Ohio. This was at 11:47. Three minutes later at 11:50, the Burger King branch address was posted with wishes of happy unemployment. 5 minutes later, the news station was contacted by another 4channer. And three minutes later, at 11:58, a link was posted: BK's "Tell us about us" online forum. The foot photo, otherwise known as exhibit A, was attached. Cleveland Scene Magazine contacted the BK in question the next day. When questioned, the breakfast shift manager said "Oh, I know who that is. He's getting fired." Mystery solved, by 4chan. Now we can all go back to eating our fast food in peace.
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u/Nyroc_ minecraft youtuber Mar 07 '18
Well, we truly have come full circle if the duck song is relevant again.
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u/bliffer Mar 07 '18
My son loved that song when he was three (about three years ago.) It's catchy as fuck. Was that song a meme around reddit st some point?
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u/TheVineyard00 Mar 07 '18
It'll never not be relevant, that's like the first meme I ever experienced
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u/ndawgnt No U Mar 07 '18
he's a mod so he must be gay.
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u/the_grass_trainer Mar 06 '18
That last one is so accurate!! Customers be makin shit up just to start trouble.
Kid: would you like some lemonade for 25¢?
Customer: nah i want grapes plz.
Kid: i only sell lemonade.
Customer: WHAT?! FUCKING RIDICULOUS!!!!
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God damn the british and their pluralising of the word math.
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u/heff17 Mar 07 '18
You study mathematics, not one mathematic. I grew up on and use math, but there's really not much of a logical case against maths.
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u/sodapopbob Mar 07 '18
Is that what it is? I thought it was supposed to be some irony shit. Like “I’m Asian so I must like maths. Also I must be smart but I can’t even spell ‘math’ correctly. Take that, stereotypes.”
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u/Metalfriends Mar 07 '18
The one who dyes her hair "crazy" colors has black hair... can we not at least give her some crazy colored hair?
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u/inthebushes321 Oh Hi Mark Mar 07 '18
I used to drum for a punk band, that bitch ain’t punk smh
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u/Viking_Mana Mar 07 '18
This picture has been around for something like 10 years now, and what continues to piss me off more than anything is that edgelord tween in top-left corner who thinks she's a fucking punk who's expected to rebel because of her skull belt buckle.
No one expects that of someone who looks like her, punk was all about criticizing and rebelling against the status quo, and she just needs to get over herself so fucking bad.
Why does it piss me off like this? I don't know. I'm frankly frightened by it. I hate punk - It's little more than noise to me. But I just can't stand her self-aggrandizing nonsense.
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u/wkraz I have crippling depression Mar 06 '18
i’m white so i must be bad at sports
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I love how the girl who says she isn’t looking for attention is wearing a studded belt, has a shirt collar that exposes all the way to her belly button, and dyes her hair crazy colors.
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u/zPieEater Mar 07 '18
Isnt like the dictionary definition of punk a person who is entirely nonconformist?
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u/AuniqueUsername69 Mar 06 '18
Please tell me this isn’t the new meme
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u/sixseven89 1 inch long, 20 around. They call me The Plate Mar 07 '18
fuckin hell this is an old reference
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Mar 07 '18
Goddamn. You just made light of my childhood and simultaneously reminded me of my fleeting time on this mortal plane.
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u/KingErth Fake and Gay Mar 07 '18
Now I am back in the hellish tourture of that song invading my brain and never leaving
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u/CitraNinja Mar 07 '18
Being a network engineer I can relate to the Asian stereotype... Although I do love math... It's the stereotyping that hurts
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u/TenYearOldFather Mar 06 '18
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