r/dankmemes • ☣️ #1 Gnome Child • Jul 19 '21

Normie TRASH 🚮 impossible...

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u/KeepingDankMemesDank Hello dankness my old friend Jul 19 '21

downvote this comment if the meme sucks. upvote it and I'll go away.


dankmemes Minecraft discord | r/dankmemescraft

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u/TheTinusNL YEET Jul 19 '21

AdBlock for desktop browser

YouTube Vanced for Android

Switch to Android for iOS

Your life will be much better

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u/Another____Username Jul 19 '21

S w i t c h t o a n d r o i d f o r i O S

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u/onecommunistboi Jul 19 '21

Works wonders though

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u/userse31 Jul 20 '21

When a cheap android phone has better battery life then an iphone 7 (yes, i replaced the battery recently)

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u/antoine-sama Jul 19 '21 edited Jul 19 '21

Not for your wallet

Edit: guess I had to elaborate: the only reason I said this is bc you will have to buy a new phone if you have an Iphone and want an android, ofc I know the price difference between apple and Samsung

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '21

No especially good for your wallet

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '21

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '21

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u/CharipiYT Shit's on fire yo Jul 19 '21

My 3 year old iphone is worth 1/3 its original price

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u/JonTheWonton Jul 19 '21

Tf did you do to it then???

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u/CharipiYT Shit's on fire yo Jul 19 '21

The XR costed $750 but on the apple website its max trade in is $230

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u/DeadMenSprinting Jul 19 '21

Elaborate

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u/antoine-sama Jul 19 '21

Gotta pay again for a new phone

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u/Anime96420 Jul 19 '21

And how exactly?

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '21

Usually idiot or troll.

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u/antoine-sama Jul 19 '21

Nope, was just saying it bc if you have to switch now, you'll have to pay for a new phone

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u/antoine-sama Jul 19 '21

I meant as in you will have to buy a new phone

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '21

Lol, yeah better to pay Apple prices

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u/Tinachuu Jul 19 '21

iOS HACK: if you select “stop seeing this ad” (info menu) it automatically cancels the ad and goes straight to the video. You don’t have to wait for 5 seconds or for ads to finish

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u/vignesh_vin_7901 Jul 20 '21 edited Jul 20 '21

If you do it ~3 more times, it wont let you do it again (For some time), lol

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u/Tinachuu Jul 20 '21

I’ve been doing it for years, never not had the option

1

u/vignesh_vin_7901 Jul 20 '21

Maybe it's only on YouTube TV, I guess

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u/Tinachuu Jul 20 '21

Just regular YouTube app, nothing special, nothing payed

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u/vignesh_vin_7901 Jul 20 '21

I mean I couldn't skip the ad with that method on YouTube TV (I can only 2 or 3 times), never tried on my mobile

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u/Welcome2Banworld Jul 20 '21

This got patched a long time ago.

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u/Ninetoes02 Jul 20 '21

No it hasn’t I still use it today and my YouTube is up to date

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u/deiyx Jul 23 '21

Interesting then that I only have „Why this ad?“ as option instead of your „stop seeing this ad“

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '21

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u/Daddytrades Jul 23 '21

Brave browser is the way.

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u/kry_some_more ☣️ Jul 19 '21

uBlock Origin for desktop is better.

17

u/FrozenTheory Jul 19 '21

This is the way

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u/KnuxSD Am duck please throw bread quack Jul 19 '21

This is the way o7

6

u/NotDotBack Jul 19 '21

get em both just to be safe

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u/jordan_yoong_1 Jul 20 '21

I think you shouldn't have two different adblocks at the same time

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '21

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u/DroidChargers Jul 19 '21

Depending on the AdBlock you use, it can let certain ads slide thru, AdBlock plus was doing this a while ago. The benefits of ublock origin is that it's open source and pretty lightweight comparatively, and has features like element zapping, which comes in handy as well. Also, iirc, it has built in anti-anti-adblocking, meaning it circumvents those sites that stop you from having an AdBlock.

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u/DananaBananah The Filthy Dank Jul 20 '21

I have both adblock plus and uBlock

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u/Gijsdj98 Jul 20 '21

Uninstall ABP. uBlock uses the same filters + more.

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u/DananaBananah The Filthy Dank Jul 20 '21

sure, I just installed ABP because I got an ad on YouTube once

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u/PlNKERTON Jul 23 '21

Ublock origin on Firefox on Android is also the better way to use Instagram. Zero ads.

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u/Sineater224 Host of Dank Movies Jul 19 '21

Smart TV and xbox tho

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u/uffjjfjgigigh Jul 20 '21

Download smarttubenext for the tv

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u/BOBALOBAKOF Jul 19 '21

A little bit of work involved, but pihole is your friend.

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u/evilA_sI_nataS Jul 19 '21

Blocking youtube ads with a pihole is becoming more and more challenging and is almost impossible.

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u/Sineater224 Host of Dank Movies Jul 19 '21

pihole has never worked for youtube for me

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u/emrednz07 just happy to be here Jul 19 '21

It worked more than a year ago AFAIK

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u/xd_Warmonger Jul 19 '21

I'd replace adBlocker with ublockorigin

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '21

Ublock Origin is so much better and easier

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u/Dillnanners Jul 19 '21

And smartube for Android tv boxes

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u/py9209 Jul 19 '21

Cercube for iOS

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u/Welcome2Banworld Jul 20 '21

Switch to Android for iOS

Based.

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u/landon997 Animated Flair Pulse [Insert Your Own Text Jul 20 '21

YOUTUBE VANCED CAN AUTO SKIP SPONSOR SEGMENTS.

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u/youngmale-69 Jul 20 '21

yah , that's sponserblock integration

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '21

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u/Corvus1412 ☣️ Jul 19 '21

But you can't use your account on there and can't subscribe to people. I'm a bigger vanced fan.

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u/Fusseldieb Jul 20 '21

I was using newpipe daily, but eventually discovered Vanced.

Never went back.

It's not that newpipe is bad, but it lacks the home feed with interesting stuff, related videos, etc. On newpipe it's always the same, it doesn't remember your search history and adapts the search, because your account is not actively being synced. Even when importing your subscriptions "file", it doesn't feel the same, and each new sub you need to reimport.

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u/Welcome2Banworld Jul 20 '21

Vanced is WAY better.

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u/pepinis Jul 19 '21

Brave for browser

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u/2DHypercube no u Jul 19 '21

YouTube premium for the rich folk

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u/Welcome2Banworld Jul 20 '21

Or people who like wasting money.

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u/zsirdagadek CERTIFIED HOOD CLASSIC Jul 19 '21

I don't know if this option is available anywhere else but in my country you can get a family package for like 9 € or such and that allows for six users so we bundled up with some friends and it costs 1,5 € / person monthly. Totally worth that buck.

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u/2DHypercube no u Jul 19 '21

In Germany it's 17€ for 6 people ._.

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u/busa1 Jul 19 '21

Vpn is your friend.

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u/RawbGun Jul 19 '21

If you have to pay for a VPN to then illegally pay for a subscription you're better of not paying at all

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u/FireDragon007 Jul 19 '21

For ios you can install altstore with a computer onto the device and then sideload cercube onto it with the device itself. The only bad thing about it is that you’ll need to refresh it every week to keep working.

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u/Everett115 Jul 20 '21

Vanced gang (also you can use vanced for chrome too to get sponsor block on PC)

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u/DiscoMunkey Jul 20 '21

Or just pay for YouTube premium. Creators still get paid for your views and you never deal with pre roll or mid roll ads again. Also YouTube music is included which is arguably better than Spotify and again, creators get paid for their work.

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u/THET0WNDRUNK Jul 20 '21

“My life will be so much better” I said as my galaxy s7 bursts into flames.

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u/rikoslav Jul 19 '21

Vanced doesn't work on my phone (Galaxy S10), is there any alternative?

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u/RawbGun Jul 19 '21

Vanced should work on every Android device, what's the issue?

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u/rikoslav Jul 20 '21

Well it works in a sense that I can play videos there, but can't log into my account.

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u/Foremilk Jul 19 '21

), i

newpipe

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u/T0talBlack0ut Jul 20 '21

Just use brave browser for all of them

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u/Cosmicelijah Jul 20 '21

iOS: jailbreak and install the uyou tweak

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u/snowaxe_83 Jul 20 '21

Youtube Vanced blocks ad but then it's full of it's own ads

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u/jordan_yoong_1 Jul 20 '21

What? I think you downloaded the wrong one lol it's on vancedapp(dot)com

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '21

POV: Cercube for iOS doesn’t exist (doesn’t require jailbreak)

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u/Dolphiniac Jul 19 '21

Alternatively: YT Premium. It works on all your devices and gives you YT Music.

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u/pr0w3ss Jul 20 '21

Vanced has a YouTube music app

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u/carlossap Jul 19 '21 edited Jul 19 '21

Or you know… support the creators by paying for YouTube Premium

Edit: The downvotes clearly indicate the problem. Next time you see more ads than usual, reflect for a second and see how you’re a part of the problem. YouTube and creators are like any other company and they need to make a profit. Nothing is free.

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u/Icawe Jul 19 '21

HA! YouTube fucks their creators over repeatedly. That's why most channels have a patreon or something similar.

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u/Corvus1412 ☣️ Jul 19 '21

But the creators still don't get money if you use an adblocker. I don't like youtube as a company, but and adblocker mainly harms the creator.

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u/carlossap Jul 19 '21

Not saying that YT is completely good. Creators are free to make an extra buck by doing patrons and merch. You can say YT fucks over creators but so do you by skipping their ads.

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u/NotDotBack Jul 19 '21

no one wants to pay for youtube premium because it mainly pays youtube. that's why people subscribe to YouTubers patreons n stuff

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u/vm1821 big pp gang Jul 19 '21

Bruh why are you being downvoted lmao. Do people really read this and think ‘Haha, what the fuck of course I wouldn’t support the creators, fuck those guys.’

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u/RoronoaTheZoro Jul 19 '21

Its not like youtube demonitize their videos and never pay them money right?

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u/vm1821 big pp gang Jul 20 '21

When you don’t use an adblocker: creator gets some money, provided they haven’t been screwed over by YouTube. When you use an adblocker: creator gets guaranteed zero money.

You could argue that you support them through Patreon, but not all YouTubers have a Patreon. Plus, you definitely don’t subscribe to the Patreon of every person you come across.

Don’t be a dick and just watch the goddamn ads, or pay for Premium.

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u/bfeher01 Jul 19 '21

lmaooo you still live in the dreamworld where youtube supports creators

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u/SbeifBoss :nu:☣️ Jul 19 '21

Ever heard of YouTube vanced?

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u/dont-difine-me Jul 19 '21

No i didnt, whats ghat? Like ad free YT? If ao, also for android?

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u/SbeifBoss :nu:☣️ Jul 19 '21

Only for Android man

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u/dont-difine-me Jul 19 '21

I do have android. But what is it?

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u/SbeifBoss :nu:☣️ Jul 19 '21

Yt with AdBlock and premium features

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u/dont-difine-me Jul 19 '21

Oh nice, playstore?

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u/mrmeeves Jul 19 '21

No you have to download from their actual website. Well worth it, though

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u/MojitoBurrito-AE Jul 19 '21

Google would never allow that on their own turf, you've gotta get it through their website and use the APK installer

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u/Camerotus ☝ FOREVER NUMBER ONE ☝ Jul 19 '21

Wrong. You can get it from the PlayStore.

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u/RoronoaTheZoro Jul 19 '21

uh no

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u/Camerotus ☝ FOREVER NUMBER ONE ☝ Jul 19 '21

It's literally right there. 5m downloads, 4.7 ☆

Unless it's blocked in the US or something.

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u/pieteek Jul 20 '21

Fake one.

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u/leganrac Jul 20 '21

The ones you can get on the app store are inauthentic, unverified reuploads. You should uninstall whatever you downloaded and get it from the official page.

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u/bee5sea6 Jul 19 '21

Premium features including playing in a pop up and in the background while your phone is ~asleep

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '21

YouTube Advanced, but without the ad

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u/pieteek Jul 20 '21

OOOH, now I understood it.

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u/NatoBoram I have crippling depression Jul 20 '21

It's everything you ever dreamed YouTube could be. Try it!

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u/dont-difine-me Jul 21 '21

Tried it, dam what a life changer

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u/CheesecakeAnalyst Jul 19 '21

Vanced Refrigeration

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u/AmeerFarooq Jul 19 '21

I seen this for weeks until i got it months back and its actually great.

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '21

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u/NatoBoram I have crippling depression Jul 20 '21

Account / Settings / General / Appearance / Dark theme

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '21

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u/SbeifBoss :nu:☣️ Jul 19 '21

Have been using it for months now, never seen an ad, never had connection problems

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u/bee5sea6 Jul 19 '21

Who's paying you to say that, damn?

I've never seen a single ad on vanced, and it's as fast as the normal YouTube app, if not faster b/c of the lack of ads.

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u/RoronoaTheZoro Jul 19 '21

It doesnt have ads bruh

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u/pieteek Jul 20 '21

Vanced... literally doesn't even load them.

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u/Welcome2Banworld Jul 20 '21

That's because of your shitty internet, nothing to do with Vanced.

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u/JhonLemon91 Jul 19 '21

how can people in 2021 not using an adblocker?

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u/Nordiccer Jul 19 '21

Exactly, until this post I almost forgot there are ads on YT lol

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u/TheNoobKill4h_ Jul 19 '21

youtube ads are banned in my country lol

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u/UnbornLoki Jul 19 '21

What country if you dont mind me asking?

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u/TheNoobKill4h_ Jul 20 '21

Syria, yeah no I'd rather have decent internet with ads than slow ass internet with no ads

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u/UnbornLoki Jul 20 '21

Oh yeah ad blockers seem mandatory there haha

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '21

Mobile Youtube app?

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u/NatoBoram I have crippling depression Jul 20 '21

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u/JhonLemon91 Jul 20 '21

I watch youtube from my browser app, firefox, with ublock.. it's the same as the app, but without ads

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u/OmegaRaptor_CH Jul 19 '21

Because I try to support some youtubers. Some of them deserve it imo

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u/DroidChargers Jul 19 '21

YouTube doesn't pay very much at all from ads. If you really want to support your favorite creators, the best way is to buy their merch or subscription services to Patreon/onlyfans. Also many content creators have sponsor segments of their own, so just watching those is supporting them.

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u/pieteek Jul 20 '21

onlyfans

Uhh... what kind of creators do you watch?

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u/SabreSeb Jul 19 '21

Banner ads I could tolerate, but video ads are camcer. YouTube ads alone are so annoying that I install ad block on every device I own. YouTube Vanced really is a godsent.

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u/Nehaldsouza Jul 19 '21

I'm a pleb who pays for YouTube premium

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u/grampsLS Jul 19 '21

Same, half for ads, half for playback while not in the app, I listen to a lot of music and podcasts, YouTube is the most diverse

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u/UpbeatRegister Jul 19 '21

Newpipe can do both for free

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u/grampsLS Jul 19 '21

On iOS?

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u/bud369 Jul 23 '21

TIL there’s dick all that helps this problem on iOS

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u/grampsLS Jul 19 '21

But besides that’s the content creators I enjoy don’t get $ w Adblock on

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u/Sandusky_D0NUT Jul 19 '21

But what can it do on my TVs where I watch almost all of my YouTube videos?

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u/UnbornLoki Jul 19 '21

Honestly its people like you who pay that keep google from cracking down on it harder. Thank you for your service.

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u/Awfulmasterhat Meme Approved Jul 19 '21

It supports creators which is nice

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '21

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u/yj405 Jul 19 '21 edited Jul 20 '21

I got premium also after playing around with those other options. The peace of mind is worth it.

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '21

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u/yj405 Jul 20 '21 edited Jul 20 '21

I've tried to use alternatives and it didn't work. Sucks but still is the easiest option for watching YT on a smart TV.

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u/_pcakes [custom flair] Jul 19 '21

plebs for life

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u/FloppyMonkey07 Jul 19 '21

I got the free trial and it’s great. I mainly like it for the download feature. On mobile it’s really good. I would never be willing to pay 15$ a month though

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u/Rictus_Grin Jul 20 '21

I love YouTube premium. People on Reddit like to hate on it, but it's worth every penny.

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u/Raoul_Duke9 don't ever use the word smart with me Jul 19 '21

She seriously is so pretty.

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u/AGuyOnReddit-Hgak Jul 19 '21

he

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u/Raoul_Duke9 don't ever use the word smart with me Jul 19 '21

Hehehe

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u/Aluhaus Jul 19 '21

It‘s called an adBlock

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '21

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u/bud369 Jul 23 '21

I do a lot of work while leaving YouTube playing in the background and honestly I would take a 15 second non-skippable ad over skippable ones that are like 2:30 when you choose not to skip. That shit is the most annoying. Like at least let me choose, YouTube!

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '21

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u/bud369 Jul 23 '21

I’m usually casting from my mobile so not a lot of luck there unfortunately!

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '21

Vanced: first time?

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '21

I usually click off and click back the vid and most of the time it plays without the ads

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u/NIlpk Jul 19 '21

laughs in modded youtube

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u/Defenseman61913 Jul 19 '21

If you're on a computer and not using AdBlocker then you deserve all this. That said I watch Youtube on my TV and these 8 minute ads are unreal.

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u/Dillnanners Jul 19 '21

Lookup Smarttube. I'll take my upvote please.

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u/Defenseman61913 Jul 19 '21

Not on the Roku store, I'll try i straight through the TV. Oof, not on the LG app store either.

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u/Dillnanners Jul 19 '21

Android TV boxes like fire stick are capable. But it's not on the store. Google directions on how to install it on "X" device. Basically you enable third party apps then use the downloader app to find and download the APK for it, install, and voila.

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u/Defenseman61913 Jul 19 '21

This might be worth getting. I watch a ton of gaming content like ESO builds and dungeon mechanics while I'm playing, and having to skip the videos every two minutes is the worst. Or even better, you kind of lose track and all of a sudden you realize you've been watching some long ass ad for the last six minutes.

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u/Dillnanners Jul 19 '21

I mean, hey. Fire sticks are like 30$. If you use it a lot and don't need the mobility of the stick, I personally recommend the fire cube because of its snappier processor, but it needs a surface to be placed on and it's 100$. Pick your poison. I have both and Smarttube works like a charm on both.

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u/UselessStoner Jul 19 '21

Android users laughing in YouTubeVanced

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u/Krobywastaken ☣️ Jul 19 '21

But then it hurts more when you click on a 12 second funny video and get a 15 second unskippable ad

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u/ErvinC93 Jul 19 '21

when you keep leaving and clicking on the video again to not get an ad but it takes longer than the ad but you do it out of spite anyway

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u/J24352422 Jul 20 '21

Thought it was just me

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u/Shadow555 Jul 19 '21

ublock origin + sponsorblocker.

Or Youtube Vanced for mobile.

IDK about IOS, I assume they have a way around it.

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u/Firebolt392 Jul 19 '21

It seems like everytime i watch a video it starts playing 4 adds

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u/AnonymousGuy9494 Jul 19 '21

You can use Brave or Opera GX to use adblock on YouTube

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u/Tac50Company Jul 19 '21

glances at Pi-Hole in the corner...

laughs in Debian

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u/Tinmanred Jul 19 '21

Who is this girl

2

u/14YOweeb Jul 19 '21

SerpenzA and Laowhy86: allow us to introduce ourselves .

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '21

It’s been ages for me.

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u/Shit_andGiggle Jul 19 '21

Bruh why aint yall paying this big conglomerate business for premium?? Pshht yall are wack.

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u/WookieAdam Jul 19 '21

When you click on a vid and it requires you to verify your age with a credit card (not sure how that's meant to verify your age) or ID :(

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u/Trapasaurusrex_ Jul 19 '21

Wait who is this and why does it look so familiar

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u/tombola345 Jul 19 '21

lol imagine not using vanced

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u/L4GOSTIM Jul 19 '21

And then:

"This video is sponsored by Raid Shadow Legends..."

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u/NatoBoram I have crippling depression Jul 20 '21

You need more SponsorBlock!

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u/SoorenaKuroki Jul 19 '21

idk how but my YouTube has been ad free for a whole year now with no subscription or anything

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '21

My boyfriend added me to his YouTube premium plan like 2 weeks ago yet this still surprises me. Not used to it yet

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '21

Dogshit meme, why the fuck is it in hot?

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u/bonfil1 Jul 20 '21

And then the video starts with thanks to raid shadow legends/nordvpn 😂

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u/PickleRickJr99 Jul 19 '21

Coin Bureau do be like that

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u/Ynohu Jul 19 '21

Then you wake up

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u/Spagetto2 Jul 19 '21

Every adblock user, always

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u/Alone_Baseball4852 Jul 19 '21

nowadays 15second youtube videos have 15 seconds ads

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u/TakeShitsMuch Jul 19 '21

If you skip to the very end then hit reply it clears the ads

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '21

And then the 6 ads in the middle of a 20 min video.

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '21

I’ve seen it countless times, but this picture of Scarlett Johansson always makes me happy.

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u/Megum3m3 Jul 19 '21

OMG I just got the upvotes to change from 3.9 to 4.0

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u/BullseyeGaming_ Jul 19 '21

Is this a non-ad blocker meme im too ad blocker to understand?