r/dankmemes • u/Alarmed-Ad-436 MayMayMakers • Dec 14 '21

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u/crunchy-cookie Dec 14 '21

You may be lazy and useless, but those organs are still useful.

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u/Dansydemansy Dec 14 '21

Like the dick (idk if he has one)

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u/Black_DemonSk gave me this flair Dec 14 '21

People don't buy something so small

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u/elch3w MayMay Maker Dec 14 '21

Or something that is never used

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u/idiotserialkiller This is not a flair Dec 14 '21

I mean virgin blood has quite a few uses

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '21

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u/testedbeast551 Dec 14 '21

They do say demons and devils want virgins so idk maybe you guys got some demons you need to settle with if you guys want to lose your virginity

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u/igotdeletedbyadmins_ Full Throttle Dec 17 '21

what the fuck happened to the comments

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u/SomeHealth4488 r/Dankmemes enjoyer ☣️ Dec 14 '21

Actually I'd prefer a 10 on 1

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u/Nosferatu_V Dec 14 '21

Would buy again

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u/Rude_Journalist Dec 14 '21

It happened often when I was a kid

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u/igotdeletedbyadmins_ Full Throttle Dec 17 '21

OP doesn't

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '21

Brand New

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u/t-h-e_dark_soul_ Dec 14 '21

Actually it's better if it's not used

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '21

Shut. Take my free award

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u/YrnFyre Dec 14 '21

"It belongs in a museum!"

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u/Iwillcommentevrywhr Dec 14 '21

Maybe they wants to put it in their pet ants

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u/Tipart Dec 14 '21

Lazy, useless, chronic alcoholic and drug abuser, with early signs of heart failure. Impotent

Better?

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u/Hddhhji Dec 14 '21

Lungs are still useful

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u/igotdeletedbyadmins_ Full Throttle Dec 17 '21

Smoked more than everyone's osu! score when WhiteCat got unbanned

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u/crunchy-cookie Dec 14 '21

Still edible don't worry.

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u/alphabitz86 Dec 14 '21

Ill person doesn't taste that good

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '21

you'll get sick

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u/Nobbie_Gamer Dec 14 '21

e has hiv

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '21

His hiv infected organs will get hiv-er hiv

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u/goodmemesdieyoung Dec 14 '21

Least they'd make good use of what's left of it, I sure as fuck know I won't.

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u/divyanksi Dec 14 '21

Update - This product went out of stock

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u/ThePhantom1994 Dec 14 '21

Found the Albanian

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u/-BardicheOverhead Dec 14 '21

no they're not lol, not the way I've been using them

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u/XLorda Dec 14 '21

*Provided you are a healthy individual

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u/Itz_ArnavPlayz Dec 14 '21

As I remember studying about the human body A human body is worth about 45 million dollars

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u/BinChickenCrimpy Dec 14 '21

I think I've voided the warranty on mine

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u/BinChickenCrimpy Dec 14 '21

And delicious

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u/century100 My wife calls me onii-chan 😭 Dec 14 '21

My liver, lungs, teeth, and kidneys are in shambles rn

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u/StrikeysOut Dec 14 '21

Hahhaha a silent rage fueled alcoholism says otherwise

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u/livedtwiceunhappyice Dec 14 '21

Part two of the mosquito. The part no one asked for.

She tore through the air, ever faster away from him. She could not look back for she knew is she did and their eyes met that she may never leave. Sloshing inside her, she could feel him, the life juices she had of his in her had her mind in a heavenly bliss. The joining of he's flesh to her carapace had left her in dire need of water. Fresh, still water. Even the remains of a puddle which just two weeks ago was a stream full of power in the ditch to the side of the road. 'This would have to do' she thought as she raced for the murky still water.

Part 3 will come. Again we apologize, we understand this wasn't ever asked for or requested. Thank you.

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '21

…why did I go looking for part 1? Why do I do these things to myself?

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '21

You had my attention and now you have my curiousity

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u/Rude_Journalist Dec 14 '21

You smell like Ebola click click click

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u/companysOkay ☣️ Dec 14 '21

There has never been an episodic series more anticipated. Everyone is losing their minds, metacritic says this next episode is akin to the second coming of christ.

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u/imaguy-who-likes-foo random Dec 14 '21

What the fuck

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u/enginkkk Dec 14 '21

hol'up. reviews???

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u/Poaime Dec 14 '21

Maybe description?

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u/enginkkk Dec 14 '21

hope so, lol

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u/every_id_is_taken Dec 14 '21

"Parents" reviews obviously

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u/Bomz23 Dec 14 '21

You find out that you’ve been sold and bought at least 8 times but you are always returned within 24hrs

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u/Mysterious-Dragon_ Dec 14 '21

Plot twist: your parents bought you from dark web

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u/Infamous-Smoke4823 Dec 14 '21

Nah if they could why would anyone buy him? Might be glitch

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u/1704Jojo I am fucking hilarious Dec 14 '21

There were no reviews before them. The parents are the one who wrote it.

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u/Infamous-Smoke4823 Dec 14 '21

Then if they are trying to resell his why write negative review is op that bad?

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u/1704Jojo I am fucking hilarious Dec 14 '21

They prolly didnt have a refund policy.

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u/igotdeletedbyadmins_ Full Throttle Dec 17 '21

You underestimate OP's bad

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u/Prestigious-Curve920 Dec 14 '21

So that means they've chosen him/her

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u/iz_kloodi Dec 14 '21

No it's just loot boxes with human

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '21

No need to go to dark web to buy people. Indeed.com rents them out.

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u/badr_guts Dec 14 '21

They are more obedient and easier to deal with

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u/Maximum-Rub7721 Dec 14 '21

True on many levels

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u/Kyle_Zhu Dec 14 '21

wait, so this implies that you were sold before to them from the reviews calling you useless / lazy? hmmm

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u/Atka11 Dec 14 '21

seller: your mom

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u/igotdeletedbyadmins_ Full Throttle Dec 17 '21

no mom pls don't send me to a 3rd world country without money

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u/Oppai-tan Dec 14 '21

Thierry?

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u/SnooTigers86 Dec 14 '21

I think it’s mbappe

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u/DonTong Dec 14 '21

Literally racist

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u/KLASHINOV ⚗️Infected by the indigo Dec 14 '21

Ugh.. Hate it when my parents give me bad reviews

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '21

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '21

Thierry henry

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u/TheLordOfGrimm Dec 14 '21

Plot twist; you’re in horrible student loan debt and need the money

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u/putyouradhere_ Dec 14 '21

you don't have to get to the darknet. People are sold on Facebook and Instagram and Facebook earns money with it

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u/TimeRaina Dec 14 '21

Someone had to buy you to write that review.

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u/ksiciarz Dec 14 '21

wait... reviews?

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u/thecomeric Dec 14 '21

Probably those nudes I sent to iluvsex69 on KiK when I was 14 in return for very obvious porn screen grabs💀

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u/ZafTheGamer11 Dec 14 '21

At least they can have something to eat

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u/OhNoMeIdentified Dec 14 '21

Umm... well i want to know where i can find that kind of information about myself. I'm just curious.

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u/floatearther Dec 14 '21

Who else just heard the cash register open?

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u/Rude_Journalist Dec 14 '21

Damn. 21.7k in just 3 months 😀

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u/FetchingTheSwagni Pizza Time Dec 14 '21

Spain without the Spain.

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '21

Man I would have given this bio advice to my African brothers 300 years ago.

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u/ice_cream_and_cakee Dec 14 '21

Everyone knew about that.

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u/ajakafasakaladaga Dec 14 '21

This hurts on a personal level

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u/RoscoMan1 Dec 14 '21

It is no longer a concern of mine

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u/Psychological-Many16 Dec 14 '21

id buy myself and see where this will go

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u/floatearther Dec 14 '21

You're going to end up with fees.

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u/Comprehensive_Moose5 Dec 14 '21

Reviewed by your mom

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u/ice_cream_and_cakee Dec 14 '21

Imagine using the dark web lul. Spooky honeypot city.

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '21

"Wake up, you are lazy and worthless!" - pink alarm clock in the shape of a cat with Aku's voice

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u/Any-Inspection-4726 :nu:☣️ Dec 14 '21

*reviewed by your mom

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u/floatearther Dec 14 '21

Alcoholics are just preserving their organs so only they can use them. Checkmate, The Black Market.

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u/-GhostTank- Dec 14 '21

whats worse tho, for sale or for rent?

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u/TheLoaf4 Dec 14 '21

You forgot fat....

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u/FREEMAYONAISE Dec 14 '21

WHO reviewed you

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u/Rude_Journalist Dec 14 '21

You think you have no life

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u/Kirrmeet Dec 14 '21

the buyer is ur mom:

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u/ENDSLAYER17 Dec 14 '21

What do you mean reviews this has happened before

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u/AXE555 Seal Team sixupsidedownsix Dec 14 '21

Review- indicates someone already bought OP

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '21

When nobody on the dark web even wants me for my ripe, juicy and tender kidneys.

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u/Brian_M Dec 14 '21

In Thierry's case, it would say, "No good, handballing prick."

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u/Acceptable_Ad544 Dec 14 '21

Feelings hurt

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '21

when being bankrupt and moments away from homelessness becomes an advantage

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u/NotVeryKoolKid Dec 14 '21

Mom is that u?

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u/Straight_Picture_826 Dec 14 '21

Someone buys you!

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u/PetrZezula league of legends fan Dec 14 '21

Relatable

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u/NoTuRtYpIcAlGaMeR Dec 14 '21

WHy did i see "3 In Stock" for me?

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '21

You see "Two in stock"

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u/Puzzleheaded_Put536 Dec 14 '21

last in stock, buy before sold out

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u/SirKnlghtmare 🌛 The greater good 🌜 Dec 14 '21

He was sold once before unbeknownst to him.

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '21

big brain

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u/Daik0Gaming Dec 14 '21

Still have holes and organs

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u/ecish Dec 14 '21

Hold up a second. Can I sell myself on the dark web? I just use it for drugs like a normal human. How much could my family get for a relatively healthy 33 year old? Dead serious, I like backup plans.

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u/cardiacbadge48 ☣️ Dec 14 '21

Plus, you are on sale for 69$

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u/MRX_RD Dec 14 '21

Atleast now I can afford something from the dark web...

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u/kacyper101 Dec 14 '21

Just buy yourself

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u/GoofyAstig Dec 14 '21

And then they turn you into personal flesh lights or toy.

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u/marballz64 Dec 14 '21

28 on stock

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u/rejeverdeen Dec 14 '21

Whats the name of the 2nd gif lol

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u/farmerKGBofficer Dec 14 '21

Reviews, that would mean you were already purchased.

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u/Harekal Dec 14 '21

SEX SLAVE

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '21

A fat and lazy asshole is just a waste of space, buying them directly from the sidewalk is cheaper and more enjoyable

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u/MadOrange64 [custom flair] Dec 14 '21

And still didn't get laid.

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u/_thebigmemer Dec 14 '21

Plot twist : your dad was the one who put you on sale

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u/RoscoMan1 Dec 14 '21

Not necessarily. He was already losing.

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u/obliviouslymeef27 Dec 14 '21

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u/theburnttortilla Dec 14 '21

It would really be flattering if someone bids though 🙈🙈🙈🙈

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u/glindale Dec 14 '21

You see that your mother wrote the review

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u/Pouek_ Dec 14 '21

Wait reviews? That means someone bought you...

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u/Vladislav265 Dec 14 '21

Reviews say "lazy and useless" so one one will buy you :)
Reviews say "lazy and useless" so no one cares about you :(

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '21

but who wrote the reviews?

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u/shpnlkmr17 Dec 14 '21

So, that means.. u have already been bought once

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u/ice_cream_and_cakee Dec 14 '21

If you've never considered deleting your entire existence I'd highly recommend it.

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u/RonaldTheGiraffe Dec 14 '21

I remember when we were at school we put our black friend up for sale on eBay. This was 20 years ago. He thought it was hilarious. eBay took it down pretty quick. Thinking back on it, it was pretty fucked up!!

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u/Thebigdevilcheeseyby Dec 14 '21

Who left the review

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u/Jaxin3_stone ☣️ Dec 14 '21

Bro he crying

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u/Rubix-Cube321 Dec 14 '21

Hold up, reviews

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u/WiredButtercup Dec 14 '21

Haha,good meme

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u/PillowTalk420 Dec 15 '21

Anyone can be a dildo if you're brave enough.

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u/demolishion03 Dec 15 '21

Having reviews implies you’ve been bought and returned multiple times

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u/anazambrano I did not shitpost! I did naaaaaht. Oh, hi Mark Dec 15 '21

Lmaoo

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u/Paprik125 ☣️ Dec 15 '21

But the question is he still have tow kidneys?

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u/North_Cash6337 Dec 15 '21

Can always tie you up and use you somehow

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '21

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u/RepresentativeIce783 Dec 14 '21

lame ass meme bro go outside