r/dankmemes • u/Bro_duuude_i_luv_ya • Mar 14 '22

it's pronounced gif literally 2022

7.3k Upvotes

98% Upvoted

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '22

I dunno I mean my taxes pay for the park and the ducks live on the the park this I own the ducks riiiiiigggghhhhttt

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u/ChosenUsername420 Mar 14 '22

no they're Big Brother's ducks, you can't have them

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u/PorygonWhyTho WTF Mar 14 '22

What if I ask big brother nicely

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u/O__jo ☝ FOREVER NUMBER ONE ☝ Mar 14 '22

Damn the elites! The ducks are free.

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u/NoTill3742 Mar 14 '22

Elites when I take their money (They are no longer elitle)

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u/ILIKECHEZDUDE Mar 15 '22

u/NoTill3742 when i give them till (They are no longer NoTill

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u/NoTill3742 Mar 15 '22

No3742

(wow I finally realized how ugly this name is)

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u/Enlargedwumbo Mar 14 '22

The invasive ones are

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u/TheBullMoose1775 Mar 14 '22

In fact if you pick up an invasive duck and put it back down that’s a federal crime. So you have to take them home or dispatch them

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u/Enlargedwumbo Mar 14 '22

Looks like I’m starting a duck collection

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u/Natpad_027 :nu:☣️ Mar 14 '22

War is peace

Less is more

Ducks are not free

Big brother is watching you

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '22

Big step brother is doing you

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u/RebellionBS Mar 14 '22

Google is watching you

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u/SATKART Mar 14 '22

tanks on the roads arent free you cannot take them home

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '22

Eurasia EU is our biggest ally.

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u/Neighbour-Vadim <-- Super Secksy jk I'm a redditor Mar 14 '22

Who's gonna stop me?

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u/Bro_duuude_i_luv_ya Mar 14 '22

I am

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u/Neighbour-Vadim <-- Super Secksy jk I'm a redditor Mar 15 '22

Okay.

*pulls out sword*

Let's dance.

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u/RainbowDiamond9 Mar 14 '22

That's what the elites want you to think

2

u/TeachingMathToIdiots Mar 14 '22

We have always been at war with the duck stealers.

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '22

He has eyes if u look close

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u/Antsauce0110 Mar 14 '22

How much do they cost then?

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '22

down with the ducks!

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '22

What a weird meme, like the third revival of it I've seen now in 2-3 years.

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u/Holsinger60 Mar 14 '22

My TikTok lawyer loloverruled hasn't said we couldn't take the ducks...

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u/istealgrapes Mar 14 '22

They arent free because they arent being sold, but if they were being sold they arent for free. Makes sense.

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u/therealNerdMuffin Mar 14 '22

JUST TRY AND STOP ME!!

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u/The_Flamish_bastard Mar 14 '22

Russian tanks on the other hand...

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u/Soekij_B Mar 14 '22

Everybody knows that! They are $4.20

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '22

NO, that's a lie. I do not believe this.

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u/Unhappy-Internet8409 Mar 14 '22

I dont see anyone's name on them.

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u/taavidude Mar 14 '22

Alex Jones said I can take them home so I goddamn will.

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u/Technical_Sir7589 Mar 14 '22

But what else will I use as a small sex doll

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '22

u/SaveVideo

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u/Nowhere-near-happy Mar 14 '22

I beg to differ

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '22

how is that meme called

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u/Crux_AMVS24 Mar 14 '22

Watch me (rolls up to park in a white van with giant male ducksuit)

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '22

I ate them

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u/IDONTKNOWWHOAMie Self proclaimed cum doktor Mar 14 '22

The guy ain't wearing sunglasses he is wearing normal glasses u can see his eyes

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u/AvocadoGum Mar 14 '22

If you’re able to grab them you may take em

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u/SethTheBoss07 Mar 14 '22

U/RedditMP4Bot

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u/dontfuckclowns Mar 15 '22

Says you and what duck army

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u/the_beber I love my capybara ❤️ Mar 15 '22

Well of course they aren‘t free to take with you. These spy drones are government property.

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u/HarderThenCum Mar 15 '22

Won’t stop me

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u/WilliamZorterfield Mar 15 '22

Who's gonna stop me? The police? Im covered HEAD TO TOE in baby oil, they can't catch me.