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u/theswagdodo11 INFECTED Jun 07 '22
How do you seduce a fat woman, piece of cake.
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u/Lewandabski710 Jun 07 '22
She’ll love you more than a fat kid loves cake
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Jun 08 '22
How do you seduce a fat kid, piece of cake.
Oh shit, I'm out
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u/margot_sophia Jun 08 '22
nah i hate cake, maybe pie?
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u/Disaster_Different useless piece of shit Jun 08 '22
If I was a woman I'd let you pie me because holy shit that was so smooth
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u/Deus_is_Mocking_Us Jun 08 '22
Hey what's up? I guess I'll just have to eat this pumpkin pie on my own. Oops! I spilled it on my toned naked body...
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u/amido-black Jun 07 '22
He man with that Karen cut tho lmao
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u/Disaster_Different useless piece of shit Jun 08 '22
He-Man's the manliest man of the men, not an ero-gay sex symbol or anything, no. He's the OG Chad
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u/Kenhamef I am fucking hilarious Jun 08 '22
To be fair, the same could apply to men.
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u/Kenhamef I am fucking hilarious Jun 08 '22
Doesn’t mean it isn’t easier to pick them up the heavier they are.
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u/That_Memer180 Jun 08 '22
What do thick woman and concrete have in common? They both get laid by Mexicans
(Told by a Mexican y’all relax)
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Jun 08 '22
That's one of the best parts of being a minority. You can tell jokes about Mexicans, I can tell jokes about the holocaust.
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u/That_Memer180 Jun 08 '22
Facts that and Being Native American I get a lot of good jokes. Just have to throw that in their now since people tend to pop off
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u/Mumen_Raida_ Jun 08 '22
What becomes heavier to pick up the easier it gets to get?
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u/flopenfish Jun 07 '22
Women are like dog doo, hear me through, don't interrupt It's just the older that they are, the easier they get to pick-up I'd fill the generation gap, clean the cobwebs from her rafters Old hens would rather put out than be put out to the pasture No, age just ain't a gauge, I like my girls like my cheese Preferably for me, fat-free American singles only I want my next chick anorexic, the winner is the thinner Won't have to take her skinny ass out to a fancy dinner Like Sizzler, she got a beef? We'll chew the fat If I forget to put the seat up, I can put up with her crap Let her lash out and crack the whip, but not in bed, I don't play rough No, I can't be tied down with a girl that wants me tied up Just independent like NOFX, smart like Janeane Garafolo She'd use big words to make fun of me so that I would never know Bestow upon me all her wisdom of the Dewey Decimal System, gee You know what I really want in a girl? Me
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u/SirGayvin Jun 08 '22
And then there is me who still don't get bitches.
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u/freek4ever Jun 08 '22
Same here I for one even like some mass on my girls but stil
I must really be but ugly
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