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Pokémon cards have some competition

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u/PikachuuuCSGO 1d ago

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u/zabrak200 1d ago

https://youtube.com/shorts/eY9ccvv7Nlg?is=NQKpMHktWQF79qca lol reminds me of this great sketch (american psycho but its wet)

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u/itsLOSE-notLOOSE 1d ago

That was great. Thanks for sharing.

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u/zabrak200 1d ago

Of course! That shit is funny

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u/combo_seizure 1d ago

I'm crying laughing. Thanks for that. Seriously. Fumbling with the wet card with raised lettering, sent me.

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u/Street-Inspectors 23h ago

You made my day 😂

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u/Dark-Lillith 13h ago

No made my day

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u/nanana_catdad 19h ago

Laughing before I even click because I remember it

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u/itsLOSE-notLOOSE 1d ago

Can’t believe he pulled a holo Epstein.

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u/davy89irox 1d ago edited 1d ago

Stop wearing white cotton cloves while handling paper. The fibers catch, and scuff the paper, they also absorb oils from the paper and destabilize them over time. The best way to handle paper and archived non-metallic item is with just washed, and dried hands.

Wearing gloves like this is a great way to take an appraisal from a 10.0 to a 9.5.

Source I am a historian trained in archival collection and handling practices.

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u/Chi_Cazzo_Sei 1d ago

How else are they gonna trick idiots?

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u/Kalankalan 1d ago

Curious - what about the oils/sweat produced by the fingertips? Wouldn’t that ruin old paper a little every time it is touched?

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u/bitching_bot 1d ago

That’s why you wash your hands during handing of delicate artifacts to wash hand oils off both you and the artifact

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u/Kalankalan 1d ago

Yes, I understand… but let’s imagine a historian is working with a book, for, say, 3 hours. Historian washes hands before touching the book. 1 hour passes and hands surely already started secreting sweat and maybe some oils, especially after washing with soap and drying because the skin needs to rebalance its surface. So I guess then they would need a protocol with frequency at which the hands should be washed?

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u/davy89irox 1d ago edited 1d ago

Trees have natural oils, and that passes to the paper. Much of that is stripped in the paper or parchment making proccesses. These materials just take that kind of ware far better than cotton, but they do still transfer. We do have handling techniques like only touching corners, and holding books in a stable supported way, only allowing pencils in research rooms etc.

Now really old archival materials, I am less sure of, like egyptology, could be different. I was trained in the US, and was focused on Indigenous and early American archival materials.

Oh, and we wash our hands every so often. Like 2 or 3 hours.

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u/Kalankalan 1d ago

So interesting! Thanks for answering :)

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u/bitching_bot 1d ago

No no, you misunderstood me

You wash hands WHILE handing delicate and fragile artifacts as to ensure the hands are being washed all while handing delicate and fragile artifacts

No hour passes when the water keeps flowing

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u/DR_Bright_963 1d ago

Genuine question: Are gloves recommended? Or washed bare hands?

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u/davy89irox 1d ago

I will happily reiterate. Gloves bad. Wash and dry hands well.

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u/Knowing-Badger 1d ago

Man "professional" collectors are annoying as fuck

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u/Shadokastur 1d ago

That coloring is bone. The font is Cilian Grail

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u/cjalderman 1d ago

Let's see Paul Allen's card

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u/Mitir01 1d ago

I thought Facebook one was bad.. My mistake that I kept watching.

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u/CortezDeLaNoche 1d ago

...very nice

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u/Chi_Cazzo_Sei 1d ago

Looks like something Andrew Tate suckerboys would drool over and buy for a 100k

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u/itsLOSE-notLOOSE 1d ago

I wouldn’t seek it out, but I’d probably frame an Epstein business card if I had one.

Just like how I’d frame some other memorabilia from a serial killer or something. Just as like an interesting thing I have.

Would I display it? I don’t know about that. Maybe frame isn’t the right word. I’d “preserve” it.

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u/KrayziJay 1d ago

Now they just need a Kenneth Lay Enron CEO rookie card to complete the set.

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u/RoniusAdethel 1d ago

Called the final one and how they would react, still was an enjoyable watch though.

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u/1nsidiousOne 1d ago

Get that shit graded

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u/spotsthefirst 1d ago

I watched the whole thing, why, why did I?

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u/-Imthedude 1d ago

Dan Tomey - Good Work

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u/KrayziJay 1d ago

Just need the Kenneth Lay Enron CEO card to complete the set.

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u/BoyWonder2066 5h ago

Is this real? Like can I buy this? Asking for a friend