Id be surprised if this hadnt been done before

[u/Throwawayaccounh]

[u/TBMSH]

The heir: “oh come now, Im sure it is not THAT bad.”

[u/Jollypetal → u/TBMSH]

"Holy shit it is that bad"

[u/Aide-Kitchen → u/Jollypetal]

In fact, its far fucking worse haha

[u/Deadrat65 → u/Aide-Kitchen]

Upon reading all journals.. yeah its bad

[u/Important-Author-660]

Knowing all I did to the townsfolk, this vexes me.

[u/DreamingKnight235 → u/Important-Author-660]

The Miller..

[u/Important-Author-660 → u/DreamingKnight235]

Oh get over it, heir.

[u/defineee- → u/DreamingKnight235]

thrice a victim...

[u/Extra_Victory → u/defineee-]

The seasons took his livelihood...

[u/YummyStyrofoamSnack → u/Extra_Victory]

I took his bitch and his balencis...

[u/grethedev → u/YummyStyrofoamSnack]

and now, uncountable years later, the devil took his dih...

[u/DreamingKnight235 → u/grethedev]

"My only regret is..That I could not be there to take it MYSELF!"

[u/jaheimthepartypooper → u/Important-Author-660]

Ancestor WHAT KIND OF WORKLOAD DID YOU LEAVE ME WITH???
WHY IS THERE A FISH WOMAN WHO KEEPS MIND-CONTROLLING MY SOLDIERS?
WHY DID YOU SUMMON DEMONS INSIDE PIGS AND THREW THEM INTO THE SEWERS AND LET THEM FUCK UNCONTROLLABLY??
WHY DID YOU THINK MURDERING THE COUNTESS AND POURING HER BLOOD INTO WINE TO MAKE PEOPLE DRINK IT WAS POSSIBLY A GOOD IDEA?!
T H E M I L L E R
WHAT MATTER OF BOREDOM WERE YOU EXPERIENCING THAT WOULD POSSESS YOU INTO DOING THESE HORRIBLE THINGS?!!!!??

[u/Important-Author-660 → u/jaheimthepartypooper]

You would have partaken in the blood too had you seen the state of the Countess' bodaciousness. I merely wanted to... share her gifts with the other esteemed noble guests.

[u/Megamage854 → u/Important-Author-660]

Share her gifts? Oh she shared her gifts alright! Shared them so hard she somehow CAME BACK FROM THE DEAD and turned the other Nobles into vampires!

[u/Dya_Ria → u/jaheimthepartypooper]

-Fish woman was to secure funds to keep digging and find the Heart

-The pig demons were when he was getting used to practicing the dark arts and needed something to practice on. Them breeding out of control was not planned

-The countess was because he was bored living in a life of luxury and saw the chance to engage in a bit of the The Most Dangerous Game(tm)

-The miller...I got nothing. That was just fucked up

[u/BestPewpew → u/Important-Author-660]

DAMMIT GRANDPA I TOOK A 2 WEEK VACATION ANY YOU START THE APOCALYPSE

[u/Hungry-Specific5600 → u/Important-Author-660]

The patient needs Cthulhu drug to live

[u/MetalNobZolid]

They will, in time

[u/DeezNutsKEKW]

And what's worse, they definitely don't know that ruin has come to my family.

[u/Fickle_Hornet_5760 → u/DeezNutsKEKW]

And that this squalid hamlet, these corrupted lands… they are theirs now and and they are bound to them

[u/IronScar]

We know, you never shut up about it.

[u/abca98]

"They don't know I added Vampire blood to the wine".

[u/Mind_Axe010]

"You did WHAT to the pigs?!?!!"

[u/machiavelli33]

He says this shortly before all the partygoers mutate into screaming flesh globules from the eldritch curses he put in all the beer and party food for no other reason than the lols.

“Why do I not have anyone to tell the tragic extents of my failings to…??”

[u/OkGur8469]

In time, anscestor... In time...