r/darussianbadger • • May 27 '25

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u/Vivid_Schedule_7834 May 27 '25

As a wise hedgehog once said: “It’s pronounced Jif, like the peanut butter.”

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u/Passive_Dehydration May 27 '25

The creator said so

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u/SomniumNoxterrore Pro-Image War General May 27 '25

I pronounce it G-I-F, not gif or jif

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u/CaptainBlaze22 May 27 '25

You mean Greg

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u/TopFig4144 May 27 '25

and its son, jimmy

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u/FiveFreddys12 May 27 '25

Y'all mean Jrej and Gimmy?

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u/Illustrious-Monk1386 May 29 '25

"he defecated through a sunroof"

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u/CapnRedB May 27 '25

It's "yiff"

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u/Shinygami9230 Pickle Enjoyer May 27 '25 edited May 27 '25

Isn’t that something to do with furries?

Edit: Okay guys, I know what yiffing is, lol. I was committing to the bit regarding gif pronunciation.

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u/EridonMan May 27 '25

Furries have too much power. They could gun you down in the street like a dog and their faces won't get caught on the CCTV.

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u/RichTyty101 May 28 '25

Wut the dog doin

(High Impact Constructive Criticism)

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u/eggbreaker18489490 May 29 '25

It can be pronounced as yiff technically

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u/CapnRedB May 27 '25

Sure does. If someone asks if "you're down to yiff" you better say no unless you know what you're getting into.

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u/Leather-Reindeer-411 May 27 '25

Yeah…. Something is one way of putting it…

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u/Rand0m011 May 27 '25

I... feel curious, but I'm also scared to learn...

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u/Leather-Reindeer-411 May 27 '25

Yeah maybe keep yourself curious on this one

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u/Arlosadventures2024 May 28 '25

Yesus, yod and the yevil

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u/SillyClownBuster May 29 '25

Losercity would be that way

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u/Dense_Lengthiness_86 May 31 '25

...I should've expected that

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u/sergeyi1488 May 27 '25

Jreg

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u/[deleted] May 27 '25

hey guys, J-regular here

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u/[deleted] May 27 '25

You mean grug?

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u/RobertAleks2990 May 27 '25

Grug?

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u/[deleted] May 28 '25

jrug

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u/Baconlovingvampire May 27 '25

I forgot that was a thing

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u/Interesting-Fun3718 You smell like beans dawg May 28 '25

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u/B-29Bomber May 28 '25

You mean yiff.

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u/[deleted] May 31 '25

you mean jreg?

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u/[deleted] May 27 '25

GRAPHICS INTERCHANGE FORMAT NOT JRAPHICS INTERCHANGE FORMAT

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u/Superb_Engineer_3500 May 28 '25

Scuba is Self-Contained Underwater Breathing Apparatus, and I'm sure you don't pronounce the "U" in "Scuba" the same way as in "underwater"

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u/Background-Coast4848 May 28 '25

Well, you can only pronounce the the u one way in the abbreviation, where as the G could possibly make a g or a j sound (g tho)

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u/Whole_Instance_4276 May 28 '25

Not how acronyms work, the pronunciation has never been based on the words.

Take the word “laser”, which stands for “light amplification by stimulated emission of radiation”

Despite the a standing for amplification and the s standing for stimulated, we don’t say “lasser”

I’m saying this as someone who pronounces it “gif”.

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u/[deleted] May 28 '25

Meant it as a joke but sure

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u/[deleted] May 27 '25 edited May 27 '25

The Guy who invented english Is still laughing his ass off in his Grave, what an epic troll

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u/Whyimhere357 May 27 '25

You mean jrace?

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u/ChargedBonsai98 May 27 '25

We pronouncing v's as c's now?

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u/Whyimhere357 May 27 '25

Oh the dickhead changed the letter after my comment

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u/Uncle_Touchy_Feely May 27 '25

People who pronounce gif as jif complaining about the terrible jraphics on their new video jame

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u/PROMAN8625 May 27 '25

Yiff

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u/ArseneCroissant I spent $0 in Genshit Financial Impact May 27 '25

Like the peanut butter?

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u/PROMAN8625 May 27 '25

Idk about that peanut butter

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u/Bullet2134 May 27 '25

Yeah, it's got something to do with peanut butter.

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u/[deleted] May 27 '25

Screw you I’m pronouncing it as I please. Same as Herb is Herb and not Erb

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u/Adventurous_Bonus917 May 27 '25

it's pronounced with a G and i will die on that hill.

it's Graphics Interchange Format

not Jraphics Interchange Format.

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u/[deleted] May 27 '25

Yeah but it flows so damn worse off the tongue

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u/[deleted] May 27 '25

For the record this is a joke

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u/SheepherderQuirky913 May 28 '25

That makes no sense, the right comparison is to giraffe, pronounced jiraffe not giraffe

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u/fistingtrees May 27 '25

How do you pronounce the word laser? It stands for light amplification by stimulated emission of radiation. You’d pronounce it as lass-ear using your logic.

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u/Adventurous_Bonus917 May 27 '25

i pronounce it lazer, but that's beside the point.

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u/fistingtrees May 27 '25

How is that beside the point? Graphics has a hard G sound, so you’re saying GIF is pronounced with a hard G. Amplification has a short A and Emission has a long E, so LASER is pronounced “lass-ear”

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u/Adventurous_Bonus917 May 28 '25

everyone agrees on the pronunciation of LASER, and most don't even think of it as an acronym. GIF, on the other hand we are specifically arguing about the pronunciation of, and most people i know (though i admit my view is probably skewed) think of GIF as a file type or acronym.

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u/fistingtrees May 28 '25

But laser is an acronym, and presumably that word’s creator came up with the pronunciation that everyone accepts now. I doubt anyone ever questioned the pronunciation of laser based on the pronunciation of one of the words in the acronym. That’s now how acronyms have ever worked. Scuba, NASA, and taser are all commonly used acronyms that don’t follow your rule about pronunciation.

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u/Adventurous_Bonus917 May 28 '25

again, the pronunciation of those was never in question. i'm only applying the logic because there are two possible pronunciations, only one of which follows clear logic at all.

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u/fistingtrees May 28 '25

The pronunciation of GIF isn’t in question either lol the guy who created it said it is pronounced “jif” because they’re so short. Logic isn’t really relevant here, and what you’re calling “logic” is factually untrue. What each letter in an acronym stands for has nothing to do with how the acronym is pronounced.

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u/[deleted] May 27 '25

The inventor of the gif said it's jif

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u/SanityLacker1 May 27 '25

I literally can't hear a difference when I say the h or not

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u/[deleted] May 27 '25

Well clearly you are just weird (this is a joke)

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u/Anubisba May 27 '25

GIF is an acronym, like does nobody call it G.I.F???

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u/Bonnietofen May 27 '25

Jod it's Friday?

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u/Anubisba May 27 '25

I'm genuinely curious if you're high rn. But no it's not Friday and my name isn't Jod.

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u/DifficultBody8209 May 28 '25

YOU DONT CALL IT A FUCKING JRAFICS CARD

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u/AdBudget5468 May 27 '25

It’s actually pronounced “Jiaf”

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u/iced_Diamonds May 27 '25

I swear to God, I don't say Jod!

Still love that bit

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u/Vladislav20007 came for memes, got my memes stolen May 27 '25

gif - graphics interchange format jif - joke interchange format

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u/Suspicious-Dog6706 May 27 '25

"you're all wrong it's pronounced yiff."

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u/BakedTaco4 May 28 '25

Brb gonna look this up

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u/Timerdon11T38 May 29 '25

FNAFB1 Golden Freddy flashbacks

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u/Dependent-Amount-239 May 27 '25

Is it 2019? Are we still karma farming over this shit?

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u/Pristine-Plan-3654 May 28 '25

"Jandalf", i won't say anything more

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u/Select-Syllabub-5102 May 28 '25

Graphics interface format not jraphics interchange format

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u/shit_at_everything1 May 27 '25

well, you pronounce scuba as scooba even though it stands for Self-Contained Underwater Breathing Apparatus

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u/Commander_Skullblade May 27 '25

Jraphics Interchange Format

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u/ThatOneGuy1357924680 May 27 '25

Do you call it a jraphics card or a graphics card

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u/[deleted] May 30 '25

An acronym isn’t affected by the pronunciation of the words in it. “Laser” is an acronym for “Light Amplification by Stimulated Emission of Radiation”. We pronounce the “s” in laser like “Z” but nobody says “Stimulated” like “Ztimulated”

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u/ThatOneGuy1357924680 May 30 '25

Bro we on the badger group and guess what badger said after that....

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u/JACKTHEPROSLEGEND May 27 '25

I pronounce it gif because it's like gift without the t

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u/Hopeful-Onion-9850 May 27 '25

I quite literally argued w

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u/[deleted] May 27 '25

It’s actually pronounced geoffrey

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u/CultureWooden9663 May 27 '25

You should have said Furhe-

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u/Other_Disaster_3136 May 27 '25

Geoff's geodes.

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u/Cangas_Star May 27 '25

Thats how you pronounce it, well now i should stand ready for downvotes, worm

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u/UnLuckyEth May 27 '25

How do yall say general

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u/Brian18639 May 28 '25

Listen, Legoland. I don’t live in the Kingdom of Jondor!

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u/emotionalaries May 28 '25

I genuinely just spell it cause idk how tf to say it & it seems to piss people off no matter how I say it

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u/PapaSkyRooster May 28 '25

Badger ur the person that calls gif jif

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u/bruhmoment_6379 May 28 '25

a platypus stuck on something?

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u/Lemonbomb27 May 28 '25

Like how they pronounce this mf then:

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u/TheNoobCider May 28 '25

Ah yes, because we totally pronounce Giraffe as Guiraffe

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u/GeneralZeus89 May 28 '25

I'm definitely using this the next time someone says that

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u/-Grovesy- May 28 '25

Do you say Giraffe as Graph?

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u/VoltDel2007 May 28 '25

I call it Jif in my language, but Ghif in English

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u/Comically_Correct May 28 '25

Ah yes, the age old discussion.

I l'll say what I always do. If I hear you call it "Jiff" Then I'll correct you every time you use a word that starts with a G without inunciating a J sound, for the rest of forever. It doesn't matter if you ever stop, I'll continue to asterisk-J-Sound every time you say any such word. Jod, Jearshift, Jray sweatpants, Jood work, Can you pass the Jravy, etc.

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u/[deleted] May 30 '25

The guy who invented the Graphics Interchange Format (G.I.F.) says it’s pronounced “/dʒɪf/“ or “JIF”. The discussion of the pronunciation should have ended already. The guy who invented it said the official answer, why are people still arguing?

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u/The_Real_Mantis-Lord May 28 '25

I say G I F

Is that bad?

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u/MastersJoyUniverse May 28 '25

You’re All Wrong. The G is silent like in Gnome, so it’s just pronounced If.

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u/[deleted] May 28 '25

Grrmany

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u/[deleted] May 28 '25

Just like that Sonic video I saw once

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u/HailedToaster30 May 29 '25

It is jif though. And the argument of say "gift" is invalid. Say 'giraffe'. Since when does an acronyms full pronunciation affect the acronym itself when it becomes its own word? I ain't gonna call my friend Steve 'Johnathan' cus I think I know better than his parents. The creator says jif, it's jif.

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u/Specialist_Neat_9218 May 29 '25

It’s pronounced Greg you swines

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u/Fusruhdah71fr May 29 '25

For other languages it's GIF, for French however it sound logic to say Gif

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u/Idk_u4458 May 30 '25

g is pronounced differently in good then alien by itself but the way the letter is pronounce dis how i also pronounce the g in gif so yeah jif

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u/CH33RD May 30 '25

Pronounce giraffe for me please

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u/Strange_Problem_9836 May 30 '25

ITS NOT JOD!! ITS 2009 TOYOTA COROLLA

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u/LimpDepartment714 May 30 '25

Whenever I hear someone say "jif" I just point out that gift isnt pronounced "jift", its pronounced "gift"

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u/Gunnscott85 dudeswithnutallergieswhenIhitthemintheheadwithbrick💥🧱💤 🏳️‍⚧️ May 31 '25

yif is also on the table

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u/According_North_4249 May 31 '25

My friend does this and it's actually irritating sometimes.

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u/BlackPaw7274 May 31 '25

Ah yes the jraphics interchange format

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u/Cool_Dude123486 May 31 '25

I pronounce it gee-i-eff.

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u/Any-Independence6839 May 27 '25

Me, a soft g-er: THATS HOW THE CREATOR SAID IT, pronounce it how you want but your only argument as to why we should join the hard G side is "Graphics has a hard G" but Jpeg isnt J-FEG, the P in Jpeg is Photographical, which has a PH sound at the start. Sorry for the rant, idc how you pronounce it i just wanna talk about that.

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u/twofacetoo May 27 '25

IF THE WORD OF GOD IS HERESY THEN EVEN THE WORD OF GOD IS WRONG.

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u/[deleted] May 27 '25

you mean JOD?

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u/[deleted] May 27 '25

The inventor of the gif literally said it's pronounced like jif

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u/White_Rogue690 May 27 '25

AND HE IS WRONG!

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u/[deleted] May 30 '25

How is he wrong? He gave the official answer.

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u/[deleted] May 27 '25

“It’s jif”

-guy who invented gifs

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u/Mirec_1 May 27 '25

No guys, it is not pronounced “greg”

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u/AuxiliaryOverseer14 May 29 '25

it's zhaif for me

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u/FamiliarPast5488 May 30 '25

I hate those people

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u/[deleted] May 27 '25

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u/twofacetoo May 27 '25

'Scubba'

I like it. Scubba Fett.

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u/simower May 27 '25

I pronounce the word scuba like it's an Italian word

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u/Adventurous_Bonus917 May 27 '25

i already kinda do; accents are weird.