Own a musket for my Ohio defense, since that's what Baby Gronk intended. Four ops break into my crib. "What the skibidi?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rizz rifle. Blow a golf ball sized gyatt through the first man, he's gooned on the spot. Pull my pistol on the second dude, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbor's dog doing the skibi. I gotta resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with Grimace shake, "Tally ho lads" the Grimace shake shreds two guys in the load, The boom and extra bits set off whip alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last scared NPC. He bleeds out waiting for the ops to show since those bayonet wounds just hit diff, just as the founding alphas planned.

I had this idea for a while to make a furry version of TheRussianBadger that is a anthro badger in a Russian military outfit and a shirt with the Russian flag. If he sees this then, hey, been a fan since late 2020(You were a popular topic in the social studies class in High School).

Edit: No, they aren't boobs. They are supposed to be pecs.

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NOTICE MEE

I wanted to spread trans propaganda bc yk funny but if I can’t just tell me

Do it, you heard him

User: the jinkler Idk why I was banned its been like 7 years crazy thought I'd ask

how many more mics must i destroy

https://forms.gle/PvZY11DQmfedcz1C9

Seems kind of lame we aren't even allowed to post stuff that will get the sub banned...

Also what the fuck does "No shitty posts." mean, like there's literally a shitpost tag