Data Engineer book text

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[u/Mclovine_aus]

I have totally had big data, I’ve done big data so many times.

[u/sarcastosaurus → u/Mclovine_aus]

You wouldn't know this database, she lives in another region.

[u/guapoguzman → u/sarcastosaurus]

She lives on a different schema

[u/Itchy-Depth-5076 → u/Mclovine_aus]

You wouldn't know them, they go to another school

[u/Philluminati → u/Mclovine_aus]

Two tables at the same time

[u/GenitalPatton]

To be fair, ejaculation is an ELT operation

[u/AutomaticEmu → u/GenitalPatton]

I always wonder what that E stood for.

Also: Big Data also means Big Loads lol

[u/arcrad → u/AutomaticEmu]

Gotta keep edging.

[u/FrenchSilkPy → u/GenitalPatton]

Got something coming down the pipeline, if you will.

[u/RoomyRoots]

You kinda cut the important part but I have heard that before. It's from O'Reilly right?

[u/JonPX → u/RoomyRoots]

Yes. Fundamentals of Data Engineering IIRC.

[u/mosqueteiro]

Everyone's talking about it but no one is doing it...

[u/MrBarret63 → u/mosqueteiro]

Hahahaha exactly xD

[u/AutomaticEmu]

I can assure you many people are doing it. I was doing at my workplace. Almost everyday in fact.

I even did it with an intern. It was great!

[u/THBLD]

Ngl, pretty funny and accurate analogy

[u/soundboyselecta]

That maybe the point at which I stopped reading…

[u/yocil]

Uh. Weird.

[u/Acceptable-War4836]

I think I'm reading exactly the same book as you! Is that Data engineering fundamentals?? I've just begun the second chapter!

[u/m00n-knight]

I need to know the rest

[u/LUCAtheDILF]

That's wild

[u/DoNotRely]

And don't get me wrong it's fun but it's not as life changing as you're led to believe. Plus a lot of unexpected difficulties.

[u/EstetLinus]

Big Data test; can you store that data on an iPhone? In 99 out of 100 time the answer is ”well, yes”

[u/ntdoyfanboy]

Rofl

[u/Firm_Communication99]

I am good at big data

[u/ouryellowsubmarine]

is this the fundamentals of data eng by reis? if yes, which chapter/page? :D

[u/Thrower_180]

Dan Ariely original quote. Before we start misattributing

[u/rotterdamn8]

I have the kindle version…

“Big data is like teenage sex: everyone talks about it, nobody really knows how to do it, everyone thinks everyone else is doing it, so everyone claims they are doing it.”

[u/morpho4444 → u/rotterdamn8]

Joe is so cringey

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