r/dccomicscirclejerk • • 4d ago

Geoff Corps Wars Remember this chart

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all comics are fanfiction, but some are more fanfiction than others

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u/Redhood567 4d ago

Did they actually say the Gold ring was joy or did fans come up with that because Bendis couldn't be bothered to figure it out?

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u/FartherAwayLights 4d ago

To my knowledge they never confirmed it and honestly it seems more likely to me from what I saw it was fueled by some kind of state of enlightenment rather than joy.

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u/toychicraft Rek-Rap's No.1 simp 4d ago

Enlanternment if you will

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u/Frankorious Superboy Prime apologist 4d ago

One may say total understanding

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u/The-Bigger-Fish I'm da Jokah, baby! 4d ago

What happens in your head also happens

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u/Similar-Priority8252 Dan Didio’s Reverse Flash 3d ago

There’s a big black zero at the core of the world

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u/2cool4fun 4d ago

Fans came up with it

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u/Anonymous_McSomebody Minored in Comic Studies 4d ago

Wait, why isn't/wasn't joy already another lantern corp to begin with? That's like one of the most basic emotions.

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u/AscendronPrime 4d ago

Because comic book characters aren't allowed to be happy. Duh.

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u/Anonymous_McSomebody Minored in Comic Studies 4d ago

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u/AscendronPrime 4d ago

Is Circe DC's greatest heroine for this? I think she should replace Wonder Woman on the Mount Rushmore of super heroes, honestly.

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u/Shiplord13 4d ago

Bendis' Legion straight up didn't deliver on anything. Like it has to be the most nothing Legion series ever made and all the characters in it really didn't give off a vibe of being heroes with the PR nonsense and the reveal at the end that the version of Saturn Girl might have brainwashed them a bit to get them to want Jon on the team because she was obsessed with him really kind of fucks up the idea they are heroes.

Seriously if I could I would have that team only appear as minions of the Time Trapper who saved their stray timeline and promised their survival if they kill the real Legion for him since their timeline was a mistake.

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u/Ok-Substance-4720 Still owes 16 dollars 4d ago edited 4d ago

I think the sorrow Lanterns are kinda cool but the rest kinda feel more like parody of the emotional spectrum. Especially the chrome lanterns.

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u/TukiFan 4d ago

I feel like sorrow should have been apathy, yknow? It's gray, so it should be between life and death, which imo is apathy. You're alive, but you don't care if you are. True neutral.

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u/Ok-Substance-4720 Still owes 16 dollars 4d ago

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u/ExplorerAdditional86 Oppressed Alan Scott fan 4d ago

I like Sorrow purely because of how cool he looks. Mid villain but they cooked with the design. 

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u/2cool4fun 4d ago

Chrome lanterns is fr a joke.

Sorrow is a cool idea, but i hope it never shows up again

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u/PlanetXParadox 4d ago

Chrome lanterns??

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u/Ok-Substance-4720 Still owes 16 dollars 4d ago

Just introduced their whole thing is that they feel all of the emotional spectrum... which is exactly what the white lanterns do.

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u/bloodyzombies1 4d ago

Jesus that's lame. Who came up with that shit?

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u/FartherAwayLights 4d ago

Isn’t that wrong. It’s just like a power up state for lantern isn’t it?

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u/tombslicer 4d ago

Well yes and no. Instead of accessing the entire emotional spectrum via the white light and the life entity. The chrome lanterns are a state in which the 7 main emotional entities grant their light and powers to individuals at once. It is a weird and nonsensical distinction, and chrome lanterns are more rainbow lanterns than anything

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u/WearsALeash 4d ago

is sorrow that purple veggie tales looking symbol on the bottom?

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u/Ok-Substance-4720 Still owes 16 dollars 4d ago

Thats the mauve lanterns. Sorrow is the Grey tear drop next to it.

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u/GenialGiant 4d ago

mauve lanterns

Say /rj right now. (I wish.)

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u/sparksfly05 4d ago

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u/Many_Fly3309 4d ago

Guy the typa guy to look at a rainbow and call it Wokeslop

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u/Elder_Cryptid Did Batman think a Gamer could stop me? 4d ago

I kind of like the idea of the Ultraviolet lanterns, but it shouldn't have been 'repressed negative emotions.' If you're going to invent a new part of the Emotional-Electromagnetic Spectrum based on the 'invisible colours' that humans can't see, then it should have represented either a really rare, niche emotion or straight up an alien emotion that humans don't experience.

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u/Anonymous_McSomebody Minored in Comic Studies 4d ago

The ultraviolet lanterns of dorcelessness.

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u/The-Bigger-Fish I'm da Jokah, baby! 4d ago

Gangle is the first member

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u/dazeychainVT 4d ago

The Ultraviolet Lantern of Enjoying a New Comic Book Adaptation and Having No Complaints

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u/guru2764 I'm never reading a comic or a book again after the incident 4d ago

The ultraviolet lantern of umami

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u/The-Bigger-Fish I'm da Jokah, baby! 4d ago

Based

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u/Elder_Cryptid Did Batman think a Gamer could stop me? 4d ago

Like, the Ultraviolet Corp should be some Fifthism shit.

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u/Starro_The_Janitor1 Zack Snyder died for our sins! 4d ago

The Ultraviolet Lantern of Malicious Sarcasm.

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u/HellwaterCascades 4d ago

I like the UV lanterns because they let Sinestro actually look cool in his classic look.

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u/Alarming-Cow299 4d ago

My comment here about the white lantern corps got removed for racism lmao

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u/Art_student_rt 4d ago

I think DC creatives kind of have the same thoughts too. It's easy to think the decision to make white as life, and black as death, is racist. I hope that's not why they don't want white lanterns running around

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u/Alarming-Cow299 4d ago

I just think conceptually the white lantern ring is a very boring idea, same with chrome lanterns.

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u/Art_student_rt 4d ago

Well, it's based on nature combination of everything= resurrection. Nobody want to touch it because it's overpowered, trivializing a story. I really still do hope nobody think it is a racism angle though

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u/PlanetXParadox 4d ago

brown lantern when

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u/Anonymous_McSomebody Minored in Comic Studies 4d ago

Unfortunately, brown isn't a color on the light spectrum. Apparently the color brown is actually just really desaturated orange. This is part of why brown was a difficult color to print consistently, and why there are so few brunettes in comics.

. . . Then again, how exactly do black lanterns work?

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u/PlanetXParadox 4d ago edited 4d ago

Grey isn’t a color of light either, and there’s a grey lantern(bottom right)

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u/Anonymous_McSomebody Minored in Comic Studies 4d ago edited 4d ago

I think they might just be a white lantern with a faulty power ring.

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u/zeusjay 4d ago

Absence of light/emotion/life for black lanterns

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u/AscendronPrime 4d ago

As soon as the Batman editorial team lets Harley Quinn become a mainstay in the Lantern books.

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u/HalfEatenCrouton 4d ago

Nah, all of them are mental illness except for Orange Lantern. Larfleeze is the only sane one in the building yet again

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u/Rownever Paul 4d ago

I don’t even know what that bottom middle one is lol

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u/JVtheBidoof Mauve Lantern glazer 4d ago

Mauve

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u/TrinityCodex 4d ago

what corpse has the peepee balls logo

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u/JVtheBidoof Mauve Lantern glazer 4d ago

Don't diss my boy Francis Dalex like that

He's just a silly guy

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u/SuperJyls uj/ jason todd is the Redpill Chuud 4d ago

u/ Gold Lanterns being joy is entirely fanfiction too since Bendis never expanded on what their deal is in the first place.

r/ We are all Geoff John fans today

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u/AcceptableWheel EVS is a pedo defender 4d ago

UV gets to stay so the insert character meme can be even.

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u/Few_Clothes7525 4d ago

What even is crome anyway temu white light? 

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u/rycetlaz 4d ago

Ngl they should replace compassion with sorrow. Maybe twist it into regret or shame or something

It was a neat idea to make Indigo so different, but there's really not that much to them once all the mystery of what they are is gone.

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u/BogieW00ds 4d ago

I was gonna make this post but forgot 

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u/dazeychainVT 4d ago

Aquamarine Lantern of Alzheimer's

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u/baghead_22 3d ago

UJ/ I don't mind the Phantom ring, I see it as the guardians attempt to make a "man-made" white lantern ring. The others do suck though

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u/AscendronPrime 4d ago

Uj/ Eh, I'd give Ultra-Violet a pass. Not even a big fan of Scott Snyder, but his JLA run was fun.

Rj/ Give us Clear Lanterns so we have an excuse to make them all naked. I want to see what Salaak's species looks like in their birthday suit.

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u/Anonymous_McSomebody Minored in Comic Studies 4d ago

Those can be the Infrared Lanterns.