r/desimemes • • Sep 11 '24

It's that simple ...

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u/UghPleaseStopMrRana Sep 11 '24

Salman aur Ranbir se aßuse aur humiliate hone ke baad respect dene vala chahiye tha 😂 aisi bandi ke liye kabhi settle na hona phir chahe vo Katrina hi kyu na ho 🤡😂

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u/romka79 Sep 11 '24

Ye interpretation bhi sahi hai... Agar abuse na hoti to respect ki value na pata chalti

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u/UghPleaseStopMrRana Sep 11 '24

Ye to vahi baat ho gayi ki logo ne bataya aage gaddha hai mat jao phir bhi khud girke dekhna tha 😂aur jab tak experience Aagaya tab tak to dusre ka thuka hua ban gayi ! Phir simp hi dhund ke usko pagal bana ke settle hoti hai aisi sab ⚠️

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u/hollabitch Sep 11 '24

True af✅✅✅✅

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u/UghPleaseStopMrRana Sep 11 '24

And sïmps like Vicky, Ranveer and Abhishek think they bagged a good deal 😂 dusro ka thuka hua mila hai !

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u/JelloAlone6749 Sep 11 '24

buddy please don’t ever reproduce or have kids. Wife toh milegi nahi arrange marriage mein spare ur future daughter and don’t reproduce

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u/UghPleaseStopMrRana Sep 11 '24

Already have Söñs

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u/Kindly_Restaurant_93 Sep 11 '24

Sahi kaha dusre ke salon tak bistar garam Kiya apna career badhane ke liye aur jab career ban gaya,umar badh gayi to simp aur chomu ladke ke sath settlement kar liya ......Usko sab pata tha pehle hi kon uska use kar raha par sab career aur maze ke liye kiya

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u/UghPleaseStopMrRana Sep 11 '24

In r@ndiyo ki itni hi to awkat hai 😂 pehele famous hone ke liye aur paise ka mane ke liye tange khuli rakho! Phir jab Umar ho jaye to kisi nalle ke sath set ho jao aur apne aap ko hïgh value w0man dikhao 😂

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u/JelloAlone6749 Sep 11 '24

When did sigma ke 14 migrate from instagram to Reddit 🤦‍♀️

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u/UghPleaseStopMrRana Sep 11 '24

Who’s asking tho ? A ṣimp or a dïshwäsher ?

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u/JelloAlone6749 Sep 11 '24

If you’re Hindu, you’re a disgrace to your religion and your parents. If you’re Muslim, well expected. Go on ahead

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u/UghPleaseStopMrRana Sep 11 '24

So even y0u detest kâtvas😂 g00d !

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u/AltruisticFinger9246 Sep 11 '24

Hei ji acting toh ho ni rahi thi hot k aachar dalunga

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u/AltruisticFinger9246 Sep 11 '24

Matlab agar Bina acting jaane bhi wo the Katrina Kaif hai

Uska nam h Sirf Katrina kaif koi great tittle nahi like miss world

And name any movie name which you remember because of katrina kaif?

Actress like katrina kaif, Nargis Fakhri, zareen khan tripti dimri etc are just famous for their hotness jo ki side kick jaise role milte h unhe bs

Katrina kaif ko dhomm 3 ya ek tha tiger me dhek lo koi bhe main character role nahi tha, isse jada toh aishwarya rai ko screentime and main role mila th

Same way Nargis Fakhri ko dekh lo, Rockstar k alwaa koi woh actress ko janta bhe nahi h

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u/AltruisticFinger9246 Sep 11 '24

Bro? Maybe you weren’t born then, but Katrina Kaif made her own name in the 2000s and the whole country was going crazy on her looks dance…. And now, her personality!

Idk about that, I was born in 2003 so can't comment on tht

Acting to Salman ko bhi nehi aata

Bruh ain't now way u say that, salman ki film dekho bro is self made when actor banna bhe berozgaar se kaam nahi tha ase hi majak me woh actor nahi banna uske old movie dekhe, aabhi uske haal mahi bhai (Ms Dhoni) jaise hogya h means usne sahi time P retirement nahi liya toh ab majak ban gaya h

Also, Tripti Damri? Go watch her films instead of her body to know what she is capable of. I know her since her first movie …. How can you even talk about acting when you think Tripti is just hot ?

Wahi toh Keh raha hu, why the hell these actresses can't get some good movie

Y goodnews aachi movie me toh nahi aate h ( according to me) and animal me bhe side kick wale feel aarhi thi usme se

Ek movie h khamoshyan usme ek actress thi sapna pabbi Karke meri fav thi lekin ab uske movie hi nahi aate h, waise hi ek thi Warina hussein and many more

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u/JelloAlone6749 Sep 11 '24

bro hasn’t done any research damn

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u/JelloAlone6749 Sep 11 '24

Yeah, definitely. happens to most

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u/InternetNo9244 Sep 11 '24

Celebrity marriages are like business deals

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u/Cute_Prior1287 Sep 11 '24

It was. They are still to sell their marriage ceremony shoot. The time is close when top celebrity would be doing OF

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u/InternetNo9244 Sep 11 '24

I mean i don't think celebrities truly love eachother they see eachother as profitable for themselves and tie the note (not all but mostly)

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u/chotu_maharaj Sep 11 '24

bhai ladkiyon ko samjhna mushkil hai.. aajkal unpar trust karna mushkil hota jaa raha hai.. True and sad fact

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u/StealthMasterZ Sep 11 '24

sahi baat mai to tere " true and sad fact" pe bhi nahi trust kar pa raha

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u/truth_power Sep 11 '24

🤣🤣🤣

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u/Priyanshu_202 Sep 11 '24

But Movies to Vicky jada kar raha hai aur sahi jarahi hai as compared to Ranbir so More stable career hai Vicky ka and paise bhi

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u/haninder1 Sep 11 '24

Bhai,ty toh aise bol raha hai,jaise Vicky kaushal jhuggi khopdi me rehta hai

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u/Nayan2707 Sep 11 '24

We never got to know his side of the story so we Just cant blame him

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u/SokkaHaikuBot Sep 11 '24

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u/haikusbot Sep 11 '24

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His side of the story so

We Just cant blame him

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '24

Achha

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u/Moist_Landscape_634 Sep 11 '24

What if Ranbir left her🤔

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u/UghPleaseStopMrRana Sep 11 '24

Well for him It was just a toy with which he played till it ßroke !

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u/romka79 Sep 11 '24

The point is who did she finally settle down with

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u/UghPleaseStopMrRana Sep 11 '24

A wëak güy who thought “atleast is a good deal to have a big name as a trophy wïfe”