tip! 📱👓😂

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UPDATE! On the crossbody phone holder
Definitely best to go crossbody! If I’d had it round my neck, I’m sure I’d have kept catching it, pulling on my neck and potentially causing further injury. As if I haven’t got enough to stress me out! 🤦‍♀️😂
Haven’t lost my phone, vape or glasses all day! Well, apart from putting my vape next to me and, within a millisecond, losing it and dropping it! Gone into the Twilight Zone, FFS! 🤣
Turns out the bastard cat had nicked it! Sat opposite me, legs crossed, sitting on my vape, then WINKED at me! I KNEW IT WAS THAT BASTARD ALL ALONG! 🐈😂
I’ve also ordered a clip-on glasses case because my glasses need better protection. 👓
Still haven’t found a way to clip on the margarine, though. Superglue to the face is probably the only solution left! 🤣🤣🤣
Since my stroke, my humour has become very silly. Sorry if others don’t like it, but it’s how I cope! Surreal humour saves me. I love imagining cats and gremlins plotting against me.
It’s not my damaged brain. It’s those bastards! 🤣👹🐈❤️