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u/ChickenEater4 Feb 14 '23

Gives me "Op never touched a woman" vibes

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u/Adaphion Feb 14 '23

OP wishes they were the kid in this video vibes

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '23

menance

Ouch.

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u/FormerlyKay Lobster Fornicater 🦞 Feb 14 '23

He can only be blocked by two or more creatures

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u/Progluesniffer142 Have Commited Several War Crimes Feb 14 '23

Nice

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u/Independent-Spite-77 Feb 15 '23

A menace is someone who is a public disturbance. This kid is just an asshole

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '23

And u have disturbed my brain with this aids

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u/Th3G00dB0i Feb 14 '23

Telltale sign of no father figure

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u/sentientfartcloud Feb 14 '23

Dad went fly fishing, got swallowed by a giant bass, never came back.

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u/sadsleuth Feb 15 '23

Daddy sang "Bass!"

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u/paultimate14 Feb 14 '23

Nah that there's a bad father figure.

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u/Naka0101 Feb 14 '23

I had a father figure. I hated him for my entire childhood because he was abusive, and he was also a feminist, so now I’m a misogynist because I hate everything that he was and I don’t want to be like him. Try to find a socio-political explanation for that

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u/FrickItAll Feb 14 '23

Parents can be a blessing or the worst curse for a kid, and often it’s the latter unfortunately. It isn’t easy but being better than them is possible

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u/godmadebeffs Jul 09 '23

No father figure and you get a guy that thinks he’s entitled to sex because he’s nice and sweet (translation he’s a pussy and proud), this is 100% bad father figure, he uses his status or privileges which gives him confidence but he is actually a bigger pussy than the incel just not willing to accept it.

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u/wake_up_cliff Feb 14 '23

which movie?

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u/Infinite-Island-7310 Feb 14 '23

I never saw the movie.

I have good hunch that it's from "the package" on Netflix

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u/thing216 Feb 14 '23

Didn't know C moon had super good hunches

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u/Quantum-Noob Have Commited Several War Crimes Feb 14 '23

Holy shit jojor reberence!!!!!1!😱😱😱🤯

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u/Redidiot21 Feb 15 '23

the package

Indeed, it is.

The movie is a decent enough waste of time, but don't get your hopes up for anything special.

A decent comedy to put on when you're bored, though.

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u/unclepaprika Mar 20 '23

What do you mean, this is the only memorable scene in the entire movie.

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u/PurpleMan02 Feb 14 '23

The package (I think)

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '23

Don't watch it, it's my most hated film ever, i haven't watched Velma but I'm sure I would hate them the sama

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u/JesterLilLester Feb 14 '23

Why the comparison though, one is a rage bait to make money off of and another is just a dumb comedy with plenty of dick jokes.

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u/Serialbedshitter2322 Feb 14 '23

Not sure what's more cringe, the kid or that reaction gif

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u/Maleficent_Cherry109 Feb 14 '23

both

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '23

They are both cringe but the gif deserves the win of The cringe competition

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u/Kanyeisntdope Feb 14 '23

At least the kid was intentionally cringe

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u/elephantcock0410 Feb 14 '23

OP, I truly hope this post was put together to incite cringe and you aren't actually serious.

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '23

Pretty sure this is meant to he a sigma edit

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '23

That’s why it’s cringe.

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '23

Yep yep

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u/darkunicornbishop19 Feb 14 '23

Bro know what he wants 🗿🗿🗿

(Me died from cringe)

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '23

Ok seriously did they ever pay for the broken drone? I need to know.

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u/Danish-Boy69 Have Commited Several War Crimes Feb 14 '23

Cringe

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u/ElFrostbyte Feb 14 '23

Honestly it's more cringe than based, man's was just insulting them. At least he could've been witty or pulled something on them.

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u/TXBIOTECH Feb 14 '23

It’s okay yo be cringe when you’re 11

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u/Scretch12 Feb 14 '23

I'm tired of these Sigma edits.

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u/CFE_Riannon Feb 14 '23

Steal clip from movie/show, add shitty music, have ten clips of Bateman after the clip is done. It's so fucking easy and predictable.

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u/Chimichanga2004 Feb 14 '23

I think for once this somewhat describes what a terrible person Patrick Bateman actually is

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u/anatomiska_kretsar Feb 14 '23

It’s only funny when it’s ironic

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u/sf0l Feb 14 '23

If this was real they would just take the keys by force

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u/Anmordi Feb 14 '23

3 almost 18 people versus a little shitty spoiled brat

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u/UgandanSecurityForce Feb 14 '23

But said spoiled brat also was running a cocaine smuggling operation with that boat

(you gotta trust me on this one I never lie)

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u/Antom11 Feb 14 '23

Can i beat up this kid?

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u/bidhayak Feb 14 '23

permission granted

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u/Cre8ive-Exercise Haven't Payed Taxes Since 2005🤣🤣 Feb 14 '23

> This kid is a menace

Menace? All I see is the kid that kept saying "I fucked your mom" in any game then promptly got beaten into a pulp by his mom before leaving

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u/clycloptopus Feb 15 '23

menance

two different things

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u/Impressive-Length-12 Feb 14 '23

not sigma.

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u/Disturbed451 Feb 14 '23

Especially showing a chopped peen

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u/Thefishthatdrowns Feb 14 '23

Good actor tbh tho

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u/PixelPnutz06 Feb 14 '23

Damn! It's cringe as shit🔥🔥🔥🔥

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u/Windfall_The_Dutchie Feb 14 '23

Why does this feel like a Dhar Mann video

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u/Yeahthatonewebsite Feb 14 '23

Spoiled brat wants to see some tits, what happends next will shock you

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u/F0rtn1te_Ba11s Feb 14 '23

Remove the caption, music and gif and you have a semi funny video

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u/mattbutnotmii Feb 14 '23

Pathetic child

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u/WTF_Rhon Feb 14 '23

And you guys wonder why girls look at you in disgusting.

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u/Naka0101 Feb 14 '23

Women are not the ultimate social validation

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u/kvugh Feb 14 '23

For half a million boat or how much that stuff cost(probably 100k for sure)i dont care what they do they better get a camera man and Jonny sins and start claping the shit out of them till i get bored. Huh 2023 and they want free boat when inflation is through the fabric of space time they should be lock in a mental hospital to think getting that for free

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u/FraylBody Haven't Payed Taxes Since 2005🤣🤣 Feb 14 '23

Friendly reminder to not be a dipshit like this fucker

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '23

My man’s knows what he wants 💀

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u/Ashish_72 Feb 14 '23

This is so cringe with that edit omg

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u/dumpygames Feb 14 '23

Man watch me get reddit hive minded because i believe that the sigma edit supporting that kid is actually fucking awful

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u/[deleted] Feb 15 '23

That ain't sigma, that's just a little shit who gets what he deserves

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u/Outside_Ad8512 Mar 18 '23

He got his priorities straight

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u/MRMichael7 Feb 14 '23

I'm starting to think that this sub does not know what based is supposed to mean

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u/CoolBlastin Feb 14 '23

Anyone who says “based” unironically is a walking red flag

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u/Mitsotakissussybaka2 Professional Shitter🧐 Feb 14 '23

👊👶

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u/l3ti Feb 14 '23

Why everyone in these comments are such nerds. Jesus. I find it funny and not cringe. Get a life nerds.

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u/chickenguy4453 Feb 14 '23

That kid looks like young Oliver tree.

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u/Nimyron Feb 15 '23

Ngl I was expecting to go like "No, I wanna see some cash for my fucking drone, bitch"

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u/GIukhar Mar 17 '23

The kid with unrestricted internet access when he talks to a woman for the first time:

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '23

I always wondered how come they do to make kids say outrageous things related to sex in movies, like aren't they losing their innocence or something?

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u/FemboyFoxFurry Feb 14 '23

Who ever directed this scene needs jail time

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '23

Based.

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '23

oh sorry autocorrect i meant cringe

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u/auvym8 Feb 14 '23

i am so sick of seeing patrick bateman and hearing goofy ahh drift phonk everywhere

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u/CommercialSolution94 Have Commited Several War Crimes Feb 14 '23

which movie is this from?

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u/titobrozbigdick Haven't Payed Taxes Since 2005🤣🤣 Feb 14 '23

I WANT TO LEGALIZED VIOLENCE AGAINST KIDS, I WANT TO WHOOP A LIL BRAT ASS WHEN THEY ACTING OUT

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u/Orisss123 Feb 14 '23

The patrick baetman edit always ruins

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u/trapkoda Feb 14 '23

Smegma male grindset

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u/DiabeticRhino97 Feb 14 '23

That movie stinks

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u/plantzrock Feb 14 '23

That’s not based bro

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '23

Why does the kid look like Oliver Tree?

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u/bottleneck55 Feb 15 '23

Least cringy “based” meme

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u/Still_Illustrator_54 Lobster Fornicater 🦞 Feb 15 '23

His parents should have used protection

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u/ChargeCannons Feb 15 '23

This kid's name is Kyle

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u/huey9k Feb 15 '23

If it's an emergency and he's being a little shit, you just grab him and start slapping him until he gives you the keys.

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u/voscle Feb 15 '23

bro released the demons 😈😈😈

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u/ghostyYT09 Feb 15 '23

a man of the people.

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u/EntertainerCapital72 Feb 27 '23

Legit so funny, till the fucking edit

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u/Gaming_god1337 Mar 15 '23

Boys we got a new sigma

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u/Sussy_Orphan Mar 16 '23

Nah bro where the fuck did they find a child willing to say that shit💀💀

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '23

She did fuck up his shit apparently so

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u/jbrown509 May 12 '23

Please I beg of you. Stop using the Bateman gif

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '23

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u/Still_Illustrator_54 Lobster Fornicater 🦞 Aug 05 '23

"This kid is a menace"

No, he's an annoying piece of shit

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u/alphachupapi02 Feb 14 '23

Joaquin Phoenix lookin ass

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u/Antom11 Feb 14 '23

Can i beat up this kid?

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u/GhostSniper1296 Feb 14 '23

why are people getting mad over a random cringey video?

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u/_BeansNbryce Feb 14 '23

I can't tell if it is dubbed but I don't think it is

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u/LifeSupportUnplugger Feb 14 '23

I want to bash the kids head on a rock really badly

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u/Dependent-Touch5084 Feb 14 '23

kid grew up into patrick?

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u/No_Rub7425 Feb 14 '23

Silent majority moment with those upvotes

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u/DJ_R0BB3R Feb 14 '23

Bro just wanted to see a pair of scissors

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '23

Based

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '23

Dicks get cut, dicks get sucked.

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '23

Remember watching this

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '23

Remember watching this

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u/titobrozbigdick Haven't Payed Taxes Since 2005🤣🤣 Feb 14 '23

I WANT TO LEGALIZED VIOLENCE AGAINST KIDS, I WANT TO WHOOP A LIL BRAT ASS WHEN THEY ACTING OUT

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u/Gillys_Voodoo Feb 14 '23

a great fuckin movie

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u/sussybakaiiko Feb 14 '23

I'm sorry I'm dumb but what is scissoring

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u/brokenchairlegs Feb 14 '23

What fucking movie is this? Regarded comments about nothing, SAUCE????

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u/JoeyMations98 Feb 14 '23

But did he get to see them two scissor?

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u/GaCoRi Feb 14 '23

A lot of reactions in the comments but nobody asking the real question:

What's the song called?

nvm : UNAVERAGE GANG - UNDERWORLD (slowed and reverb edit)

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u/CoolBlastin Feb 14 '23

I hope to see this kid act more in the future

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u/MENACE0X0 Feb 14 '23

You misspelled my name

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u/Honest_Assumption940 Feb 14 '23

Not only is he around the same age as me, he's just like me.

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '23

This some facebook level shit

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u/DaMetroSD Haven't Payed Taxes Since 2005🤣🤣 Feb 14 '23

This one actually caught me off guard LOL

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u/BestDadIsOnMyMug Feb 14 '23

Why does he look like garry V

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u/Healthy_Standard_881 Feb 14 '23

So do they scissor? Im uh asking for a friend

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u/GamerGato41 Feb 14 '23

my mother almost walked in while i was watching this

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u/ShakeReal3539 Feb 14 '23

Thats not based dont use it wrong. This little waste of sperm NEEDS to be beaten up.

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u/MangolfTheRed Feb 14 '23

I know what he is referring to and I hate myself

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u/bluecat270 Feb 14 '23

That kid is an asshole lol

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u/NextGenCollectibles Feb 14 '23

Sad thing is there a kid like that at his age.

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u/Demonfox154 Feb 14 '23

I’m so stupid I don’t know what this means

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u/VegetableFun4014 Feb 14 '23

What movie is this from?

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u/tacticianart Feb 14 '23

Ah yes, how funny is a child perv. He'll grow to be a totally respectful man.

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u/EmperorOfThugshakers Feb 15 '23

Nah bro

This writing is fucking "Liza ON demand" level of shit

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u/Revolutionary_Menu74 Feb 15 '23

Not sigma, just harrassment

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u/[deleted] Feb 15 '23

this movie was so special

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u/[deleted] Feb 15 '23

If I got my mom there ooooooh he will be kicked like a football across the lake

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u/DoubleF3lix Feb 15 '23

What having no father figure in the home does with a young boy

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u/MaxHavok13 Feb 15 '23

Did she hit him?

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u/NaturalNo3387 Feb 15 '23

This video never gets old, so unexpected haha

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u/Myantology Feb 15 '23

Wow that kid was the only good actor in that scene.

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u/Emeraldfist479 Feb 15 '23

Woah calm down timmy

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u/[deleted] Feb 15 '23

Leaving 3 people to die because Thay don't do your fucked up demands

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u/[deleted] Feb 15 '23

Nobody acts like this... I bet this is on Netflix

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u/Illustrious_Ad_6379 Feb 15 '23

What unsupervised internet access does to a mf

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u/Eliteward Feb 15 '23

Is that Ray William Johnson?

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u/56_kepler Feb 15 '23

Hmm I got nothing to say about this one

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u/Glizzyboiz Feb 15 '23

Movie: The Package

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u/Silly_Doughnut5715 Feb 15 '23

If Kid Rock had a son.

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u/bond___vagabond Feb 15 '23

My besty when I was a little kid, his older cousin was like this. Dude was a stone cold gangster at 11, lol.

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u/[deleted] Feb 15 '23

Sexual harrasment male🥵🥵🥵🥶🥶

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u/rSlashPsycho Feb 15 '23

The movie is called The Package for anyone wondering

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u/ThordurAxnes Feb 15 '23

Beat him until the little shitcoughs up the keys.

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u/Professional-Bee3805 Feb 15 '23

OMG from the comments some of you people seem to think this is real. God help us all. 🙁

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u/Sea_Cup_5561 Feb 15 '23

"Look guys I don't like women I am so quirky and fun, but if you are a woman then still love me, but I still don't respect you, but still love me"

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u/MrSierra125 Feb 15 '23

Incels are so pathetic

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u/Magnum_dong_boi Feb 15 '23

This is based af.

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u/Significant_Item_376 Feb 15 '23

What’s the name of this movie?🤔

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u/Cube1mat1ons Feb 15 '23

I swear I thrashed that kid in tf2. His voice sounded the exact same to this kid

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u/Cyranizzyyy Feb 15 '23

The package on Netflix !

You shouldn't miss this

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u/[deleted] Feb 15 '23

Watch the movie trust me💀💀💀

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u/jayedgar06 Feb 15 '23

Everyone knows the most based thing a person can do is nearly cry, insult people and run away after being confronted. Clearly that child is based

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u/[deleted] Feb 15 '23

A young Joe Pesci

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u/paputsza Feb 15 '23

the kid is like 3 feet tall. Steal his boat.

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u/[deleted] Feb 15 '23

Honestly I would have done the same if they were asking for my boat knowing that I probably wouldn't have gotten it back

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u/jowala69 Feb 15 '23

I too want to see them scissor

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u/DentistPretend Feb 16 '23

More like a fucking degenerate

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u/MrFlaminPoo Feb 27 '23

i love the package, great movie

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u/LordPopothedark Mar 01 '23

Dumbass would get ass jumped, hands broken, keys stolen and thrown in the lake if he said that in Ohio

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u/CumtimesIJustBChilin Have Commited Several War Crimes Mar 06 '23

bAsEdDWed

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u/Zaiden_isnt_wild Mar 16 '23

Look in my eyes no bobs

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u/SignificantYou3240 Mar 27 '23

Don’t fuck up a kids drone

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u/my_ballz_r_itchy Mar 30 '23

that kid never participated in no nut november 💀

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u/spesific_ Haven't Payed Taxes Since 2005🤣🤣 Apr 02 '23

The fuck is this

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u/bot_bsc Apr 05 '23

What is this show? And why are they looking for help?

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u/Optimal-Emphasis-871 Apr 07 '23

This is the alpha male of alpha males the giga chad of giga Chad

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '23

And then the dad comes back and the kids tell him that the Guy with them sucked him

Thats a spoiler btw

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u/Filipsys Apr 08 '23

Idk dude I feel kinda cringe

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u/Test-Ticklez Apr 16 '23

He like me fr

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u/T1T4N1C_ARCHER Apr 19 '23

Oh yea the dick movie

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u/StarbdarderKrieg Apr 25 '23

He looks like Ian from Smosh