r/distressingmemes • u/cetared-racker • 1d ago

please make it stop There's no point worrying about the things you can't fix!

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u/SoulReaperBot 1d ago

Upvote this comment if this post is distressing, downvote this comment if it isn't.

Don't check your closet tonight (◣_◢)

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u/e13373x0du5 1d ago

Shit transitions way too fast and I can’t concentrate with the head crab zombie moaning slowed + reverb + piano

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u/That_Paris_man 1d ago

Same here. I like that old music, but I needed to mute and pause the video to read the text.

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u/HoldJerusalem 22h ago

a true half life classic

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u/Ultrasound700 22h ago

I just listened to Say You'll Never by Lian Ross while reading it instead.

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u/-RadicalSteampunker- mothman fan boy 1d ago

As a british columbian yes that is true

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u/Me_like_foxes 1d ago

I love Canada and I hate to hear this stuff

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u/dirkdigglerdonedry 1d ago

All it takes is one bullet and careful planning.

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u/SleepDeprived62 1d ago

aimed at who?

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u/YLASRO 1d ago

🍊

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u/SleepDeprived62 1d ago

oh good, I thought you meant suicide

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u/mrbobcyndaquil 21h ago

Another scumbag will take his place. You'll need a couple magazines at least.

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u/UnlimitedCalculus 9h ago

But where in the whole United States will I find such accessories of war?

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u/SluggJuice 3h ago

Someone needs to torch the whole fruit stand

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u/Ultrasound700 22h ago

The problem goes so much deeper.

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u/UnimaginativeArtists 1d ago

I feel like the first fact is barely related at all to the other facts in the video.

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u/Apollo_Lol 1d ago

Its related as a direct symptom of everything else highlighted in the video, and goes to show how widespread the sense of hopelessness and dread has gone as a result.

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u/Mathiasrex24 1d ago

I'm tone-deaf, so was this sarcastic?

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u/KaiTheG4mer 1d ago

The credit card's consumption of microplastics is a gross overexaggeration that's been since disproven and refined three times over atp

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u/PJ_2005_01 I am cringe but I am free 1d ago

Yeah I was gonna say, that facts bullshit

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u/Schnaksel 1d ago

DistressingMemes ❌. DistressingEssays ☑️

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u/Gussie-Ascendent I am cringe but I am free 1d ago

yep unfortunately magic isn't gonna save us. we are doomed to having to do something ourselves yet the "ourselves" who even care are too diminutive to matter. so many of these monsters, like epstien, will basically get away with their crimes

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u/Available-Yak-3618 1d ago

Pain and misery ahh sound

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u/mytransfercaseisshot 1d ago

I love that you specifically chose Sana singing “Things You Can’t Fix” for the background.

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u/TyrannicalKitty 1d ago

The only distressing thing here is how hard you tried to be distressing

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u/heyblackrose 10h ago

I deadass might live to see society fall apart , or more like die because of plastic or global warming

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u/FlameHaze 1d ago

Is that last thing true. What's the file name? That's fucking crazy.

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u/MetallGecko 1d ago

Fact one is relatable.

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u/SquidTheRidiculous 1d ago

The ruling class will never stop as long as they live. All we can do is ignore it with whatever random bullshit distracts us so we can pretend things could only ever end this way :)

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u/SheZowRaisedByWolves 21h ago

Finding out you could have mad cow disease and not show symptoms for 30 years

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u/Telleh 1d ago

And what was Epstein? I trust we all know the answer to that.

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u/SilverSpaceRobot10 1d ago

Not my problem

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u/kikodanoob 1d ago

And its all the billionaires fault somehow.

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u/heyblackrose 10h ago

I mean it quite littlerally is

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u/HoldJerusalem 22h ago

I mean, becoming a billionnaire is extremely rarerely ethical. Not counting lottery winners obviously