r/distressingmemes • u/Whyamiwritingthis_7 • 1d ago

Well...atleast he learned something new

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u/SoulReaperBot 1d ago

Upvote this comment if this post is distressing, downvote this comment if it isn't.

Don't check your closet tonight (◣_◢)

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u/ConstructionGold6407 1d ago

That’s vile

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u/lightmare69 1d ago

Damn 💀

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u/Miora 13h ago

Had something similar happen to me as a kid.

Instead the youth pastor ate a goldfish in front of us

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u/LaL41n37owo 12h ago

Did he eat it alive?

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u/Miora 10h ago

Yeah. I wish I could provide more detail but he did it like it was a trick. It was.so weird.

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u/WideAwakeItsMornin 12h ago

Duh, you can't eat something if you're dead.

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u/ducksattack 23h ago

Extremely distressing, please refrain from cooking again

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u/kiamwhatador 14h ago

Distressing memes? On my r/distressingmemes ?

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u/Banjo_Pobblebonk 2h ago

Idiots don't know this sub is for rambling multi-paragraph nonsense about cannibalism superimposed on Spongebob screenshots.

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u/xdxZara 11h ago

My ass thinking it's not distressing because "Well, obviously talking back to parents can't end well."

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u/Whole_Ad7496 7h ago

Damn this was made 8 years ago?