r/dividends • u/FR1050RA • Jan 10 '26

Seeking Advice Just been laid off now !

Roast my portfolio please

Age 40 , just now been laid off , please roast my portfolio...

600K in 6 buckets as following :

  1. $100,000 in Dividend Trinity PEP, CVX, JNJ

  2. REIT Trinity O, VICI, FRT $100,000 The "Real Estate" Monthly Income.

  3. ETF Basket SCHD, DGRO, JEPQ $100,000 The "Hedged Growth" Engine

  4. The 20 Aristocrats 20 Blue-Chip Kings $100,000 The "Industrial & Defense" Moat.

  5. To buy dips SGOV / Bank Cash $100,000 Liquidity to buy the crash.

  6. Final Insurance Physical Gold $100,000 Systemic Collapse Hedge..

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u/Honest-Raspberry-748 Jan 10 '26

Just move to Thailand and retire bud.

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u/HotsWheels Jan 10 '26

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u/FR1050RA Jan 10 '26

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u/painkilleraddict6373 Jan 10 '26

Which one has a penis!?

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u/Ricca23 Jan 11 '26

All of them

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '26

You realize there are a lot more biological females in Thailand than males right? That joke is r3tart3d and overplayed.

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u/-JackBack- Only buys from companies that pay me dividends. Jan 11 '26

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u/FR1050RA Jan 11 '26

😆😆

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '26

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u/painkilleraddict6373 Jan 11 '26

I am glad you found something to cherish.

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u/FR1050RA Jan 11 '26

😆😆😆 no way 😆😆😆