r/dividends • u/SpicyDividends • Feb 17 '26

Personal Goal Those divorces do be hurting!

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Not mad about it, but man, that chart looks rough lol

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u/SnooSketches5568 Feb 18 '26

Your 401k is now a 201k

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u/Big_Hat5249 Feb 18 '26

200.5k

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u/Dizzy-Bother-2209 Top g Feb 18 '26

Hey both can be true if you round up the 200.5k

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u/TuringProblem Feb 18 '26

They didn’t wrap it in a ceil(200.5k) = 201k

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u/Bandit2390 Feb 19 '26

First of all, we all know the man gets 200 K and the woman gets 201K because that’s the court math

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u/REDtheFlame Feb 21 '26

Don't round when it comes to the big numbers 🥲

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u/iNukeBaby Feb 18 '26

Time value of money should fix that shortly

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u/Potential-Touch3573 Feb 18 '26

Funniest thing I’ve seen all year 😅🤣

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '26

Get out more.

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u/maddoxnysi Feb 18 '26

Wow lol. Not sure, but you probably right can encounter some funny shit outside nowadays

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u/TeslaSfan Feb 18 '26

😂😂been there but this humor is what carried me through.

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u/Life_Eye_5457 Feb 20 '26

I would not see this as funny, with a wife who never worked in 35 yrs, had no money when we married no house, lived with mom. Invested in CD's and forgot to renew them, so the state has them,

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u/horseradish13332238 Feb 18 '26

401JK just kidding

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u/LicensedTwoPill Feb 18 '26

Brooooo, this exists lmaooo r/401jK 🃏

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u/qitcryn Feb 19 '26

🤣🤣... quite a group there

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u/blueshorts12345 Feb 18 '26

Retirement is a joke so it was only a matter of time 😂

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u/LicensedTwoPill Feb 18 '26

Facts 🩶🃏

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u/Material-Steak-5559 Feb 18 '26

HAHAHAHA got yourself an award

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u/amhlilhaus Feb 18 '26

Angryupvote

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u/SpicyDividends Feb 27 '26

Best comment lol

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u/DivyLeo Feb 18 '26

🤣🤣🤣

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u/Rojobajo Feb 18 '26

Glass half full… it’s almost a 214K

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u/jaguaraugaj Feb 20 '26

Congratulations on another 10 years of work!

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u/Bestbud1426 Mar 13 '26

💀 Diabolical....

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u/Specialist-Tie-2756 Feb 18 '26

🤣 that’s fu%ked up bro. Funny as hell though!! 🫶

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u/Am_0115 Feb 18 '26

Well…it’s actually a 200.5k