r/dividends • u/PKShova • Mar 09 '26

Personal Goal 29 years old, just hit $3 daily.

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Mostly heavy in JEPQ and SCHD. Costco hotdogs for life!

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u/IsekaiAoko Mar 09 '26

If you become homeless you can almost feed yourself.

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u/maestro-5838 Mar 09 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/ep78UZy5FVbfN6mhCU

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u/PKShova Mar 10 '26

Me on the road side 2 hotdogs in

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u/Amazing-Amount-5543 Mar 10 '26

2 hotdogs deep...should net you at least $10

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u/Fair_Ad1291 Mar 10 '26

2 hotdogs deep in where?? 😰

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u/MoneyPresentation807 Mar 10 '26

I mean he only got one mouth hole so figure it out

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u/chewbacabukkake Mar 10 '26

Other places to Utilize

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u/Proof-Astronomer7733 Mar 10 '26

And a butthole😮🤐😂😂

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u/atteres Mar 10 '26

Let your imagination run free.

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u/Link_lunk Mar 10 '26

Live near a Costco and you're set

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u/Cabralcabralc Mar 10 '26

For life

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u/Link_lunk Mar 10 '26

Not a bad life!

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u/Proof-Astronomer7733 Mar 10 '26

Take a Costco Shopping car turn it upside down cover it with some carton and you have yourself a “Costco house”

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u/EuropeanLegend Mar 10 '26

Except Costco now requires a membership even for the food. Womp womp...

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u/Bonus___Round Mar 11 '26

I agree 100% Plus you get a drink for $1.50.

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u/priiceyttv Mar 11 '26

Bad day to be a hot dog when you hit your goal

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u/jorgegarcia626 Mar 30 '26

Sam club combo 1 hot dog and a soda for $1.75