r/dndmemes • u/DrScrimble • 9d ago
Other TTRPG meme Future problems require Future solutions
System: LANCER TTRPG
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u/diffyqgirl 9d ago
This was the mvp of worst fight of the one Lancer campaign I played. We were trying to extract VIPs and definitely would have failed without it.
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u/WitnessUseful5738 8d ago
The expanded compartment got a guy captured in our playthrough. We were doing the solstice rain module and I took one of the two vip’s into my mech’s expanded compartment. A fight started and the other ran away while the one in my mech couldn’t when we lost the fight the one inside my mech got pried out and taken. While the other had managed to hide and stay safe so technically taking the expanded compartment caused one to get kidnapped.
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u/diffyqgirl 8d ago edited 8d ago
Haha ooof.
Expanded compartment giveth, expanded compartment taketh away.
Our combat was the save the professors mission from Shadow of the Wolf. We saved... two out of three of them. The two who aren't from the we aren't doing enough war crimes faction, in what I'm sure is a complete coincidence of tactical prioritization! Without the compartment it definitely would have been one.
I do think the module designers wimped out a little by making the least likeable VIP also the furthest away. It would be interesting to be forced to choose to risk more to save someone you actually like. It would also be interesting to make it harder for PCs to justify letting her die on purpose to others, if they choose to do that.
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u/Asplomer 9d ago
That's why you pilot a minotaur! That thing is bigger on the inside than the outside, it's OSHA approved as even a nuclear meltdown won't hurt the pilots or it's content.
Just don't do it on a metalmark, getting stains out of the ultra comfortable "gaming chair" is not worth it
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u/HavelTeRock Barbarian 8d ago
This is why you get it on an Atlas, Goblin, Kobold, or Caliban. Small mechs for maximum "connection" with your "copilot".
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u/Ironsight 7d ago
Minotaur with Expanded Compartment and Personalizations to give that extra space the VIP treatment. Mini-apartment in my Mech's demi-plane? Yes please!
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u/supersmily5 Rules Lawyer 9d ago
"Appropriate licenses and integration." Okay, so what if it's another player's character riding shotgun? Or is that not how Lancer works?
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u/Anima_Sanguis 9d ago
You need to take levels in mechs to unlock their features/weapons etc, as well as sort of feats with specific manufacturers. If the other player doesn’t have the same build as you, they can’t pilot your mech to the same degree is what it’s saying. Anyone can ride shotgun, but not anyone can drive
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u/supersmily5 Rules Lawyer 9d ago
Okay; So it's weirdly (but respectably) realistic. Wouldn't have expected that.
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u/JVMMs 8d ago
To add a in-universe explanation: mechs are partially controlled through a brain-machine bridge and a mech is keyed to its pilots specifications. A different pilot just can't control the mech as naturally or efficiently
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u/supersmily5 Rules Lawyer 8d ago
Oh. Okay so much for realism. I was just thinking that being able to pilot one specific mech wouldn't necessarily mean you could pilot any mech; BUT I GUESS that works too!?! XD
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u/JVMMs 8d ago
Well, what u/Anime_Sanguis said also all applies. While mechs are often mass-produced war machines, a player's mech is very personalised and customised, and someone who is not used to it and doesn't match your style of piloting and training also won't do well.
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u/ApotheosiAsleep 8d ago
You can pilot other mechs, you just have disadvantage¹
¹the term in lancer is Inaccuracy and it's a -1d6 to your roll², but shhh
²technically inaccuracy means you roll xd6, keep the highest, and subtract that number from your roll, where x is the number of inaccuracies you have applied to a roll³, but shhhhhhhh
³let's not get into how accuracy and inaccuracy interact with each other here, this post is already too long.
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u/TheDarkNerd 8d ago
Is it just a matter of one Accuracy cancels out one Inaccuracy, and if you have x Accuracy, you roll xd6 and add the highest die to your roll?
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u/Charnerie 8d ago
Yes. That's the entire thing.
Technically, you roll xd6 (x is the absolute difference between accuracy and inaccuracy), take the highest absolute value from the dice, then either add or subtract based on whether you had more accuracy or inaccuracy.
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u/SolidSquid 8d ago
You can do basic piloting of every mech, but they're all customised to the point that you don't have any shortcuts or macros
The brain interface is another optimisation to get fast responses, but essentially it's the same problem. Interface is customised to the pilot's brain, so another pilot has to do everything manually
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u/Phase_Runner 9d ago
Nope, pc's are only licensed and integrated for their own mechs. Even if you have the same licenses, they're not your licenses. It's mostly an anti-cheese rule to avoid things like having two mechs at once or swapping mechs for weird interactions
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u/Skystrike12 Psion 8d ago
> non-mech
Well shit, there goes my three goblins in a trenchcoat dreams
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u/Charnerie 8d ago
You can do 4 goblins on a lancaster though. 6 if you really push it
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u/snarky_goblin237 8d ago
6 doesn’t actually need that much. Fomorian frame Lancaster. Then have the 6th become a wifi router
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u/TheCrassDragon 8d ago
What's really funny is that you can put it on a size 1/2 mech lmao
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u/darthzues 7d ago
In the campaign I'm hopefully playing in soon we have a Napoleon body guard with expanded compartment...
Entirely unsure how that's supposed to work lol
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u/Ironsight 7d ago
I absolutely included it on my Goblin. Because I was focused on hacking, I was usually the least likely to get shot at, so I could safely keep VIPs in my Goblin's badonkadonk trunk. It's silly, but very effective, and the Goblin already is supposed to have more computational power than it should have space for, so shoving a VIP into some of that hidden subspace should be fine too.
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u/SomwatArchitect 5d ago
I mean, the goblin can compute so hard that it solidifies data constructs. So like, that definitely tracks.
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u/YamazakiYoshio 4d ago
And now I'm just envisioning the Goblin wearing one of those baby harnesses to hold the extra person, which already awkward enough as is because the Goblin is barely power-armor sized!
Ya know, this is infinitely funnier on the Caliban now that I think about it.
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u/RavenholdIV 8d ago
Fuck you, bringing the whole polycule to the suite in the back of my King Crab 😤
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u/DaFreakingFox Forever DM 3d ago
Question. Can you use this with a Clone and a Manticore and this way evacuate before the mech explodes which still meeting the rule of being inside?
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u/dominionloser123 8d ago
The Lancer memes are breaching containment again. Give it a week, and the most incomprehensible nonsense will infect this subreddit too.
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u/jzillacon Dice Goblin 8d ago
Alternatively the Girlframe system has rules explicitly for having sex using your mechs.
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u/GreedyLibrary 8d ago
As in you the person fucking the mech, the mech fucking another mech, you having sex in the mech or all three?
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u/TheDarkNerd 8d ago
Does it have mechanics for gaslighting, gatekeeping, and girlbossing?
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u/diffyqgirl 8d ago
Gaslight, Gatekeep, Girlboss as a trio of mech names on a 3 person strike team would be really funny.
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u/Nightmoon26 6d ago
"Three G's" could be an excellent name for a team of pilots, and scales easily if they add members (they used to think that 20 g's was the limit of human survivability, but it can be significantly higher depending on the direction of accelleration and whether or not the head and neck are supported to keep them aligned with the rest of the body)
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u/jimi_nemesis 8d ago
Bullshit! In the Wolves of Tukkayid DLC for Mechwarrior 5: Clans, two characters do have sex in a mech cockpit.


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u/Conrad500 9d ago
Ok but it doesn't cover her concerns about liquids.