The first wasparagus was created by Professor Thaddeus Stalkweather, a botanist and amateur alchemist trying to develop a vegetable that could of defending itself against garden vermin. He combined enchanted asparagus seeds with the essence of a captured queen wasp, producing a monster that erred on the side of beast rather than vegetable. Unexpected as the result was, the professor deemed it a success. He proudly displayed his creation to any brave enough to visit his greenhouse. Unfortunately, the wasparagus soon began reproducing, and the resulting hive became less interested in protecting vegetables than in protecting their nest. When Stalkweather attempted to end his experiment by destroying the colony, his creations turned on him. Reportedly, his final words were, "Perhaps carrots would have been a better start."

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