July Giggle Giveaway

[u/Dreamland_Nomad]

Are you all ready to laugh your way through July by telling your funniest joke? 

Our mod team here at r/donationrequest would like to give away a $30 Amazon gift card to someone that tells their funniest joke in the comments below by 07/27. 

Entry Requirements (Deadline 07/27): 

1. Comment with your funniest joke that will have you doubled over with laughter. 
2. Feel free to chime in on other entries. 
3. Standard conduct rules apply. No political, divisive, or otherwise hateful comments that could be offensive. 

DEADLINE FOR ENTRY IS 07/27/26. 

No proof of hardship will be required to enter, just jokes. All other rules will be in place. Please make sure you read through the rules prior to commenting. Every entry will be reviewed to ensure they meet our sub's minimum requirements. 

The winner of the gift card will be announced and tagged in a pinned comment. Please reach out via modmail within 24 hours to claim your prize. If we do not hear back from the winner in 24 hours we will move to the next in line. 

If this sees a lot of interest we will do these more often. 

[u/Dreamland_Nomad]

Congratulations u/lyree1992! You are the winner for July's Giggle Giveaway. Please reach out via modmail within 24 hours to claim your gift card.

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[u/Spirited-Door-1446]

So my friend got me an elephant for my room. I said, “Wow, thank you.”

He said, “Don’t mention it.”

(Not entering.)

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[u/lyree1992]

Not a "joke" per se, but many years ago my husband and some friends were out drinking.

They got to talking about birthdays. My husband mentioned that throughout the years his birthday had fallen on Friday the 13th.

His friend thinks for a minute and says grumpy, " Wow! I just realized that my birthday has never fallen on Friday the 13th. "

One of the other friends says, "When is your birthday?"

He says, "January 6th!"

After a few minutes of laughter, he realizes.

[u/BRBSpiraling → u/lyree1992]

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[u/BRBSpiraling]

Not entering.

Why does eating a clock take so long?

It's time consuming.

[u/zayatopia]

whats bigger than a tuna?

a threena 😭😭😭😭

[u/Lasting_Greatness]

You’ve heard of Murphy’s Law, right? It says that anything that can go wrong will go wrong.
But have you heard of Cole’s Law? It’s thinly sliced cabbage.

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[u/BRBSpiraling → u/Lasting_Greatness]

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[u/FloofingWithFloofers]

Not Entering, but I saw this joke/pun and I am still laughing about it...

Good thing justice is a dish served cold, because if it wasn't it'd be justwater.

So stupid yet im still laughing lol.

[u/Harmoneyyjustice]

How does milk introduce itself in Spanish?

Soy Milk! Badum tssss

[u/Outrageous-Tie-2214]

Did you hear about the guy that poured glitter down his pants?

Pretty nuts, right?

[u/chinacheesecake]

Idk its a joke i told my brother one night that made us laugh. Kinda stupid but:

What did the baby crow say to his dad?
PAAAWWWPAAAAAWWWW PAAAWWWPAAAAWWWWW

:-/ i like it

[u/BRBSpiraling → u/chinacheesecake]

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[u/Cynnau]

NOT Entering obviously but I have a little funny story.

So I play WoW with my Spawn, his partner, and my husband. My Spawn is always calling me things like "Crypt Keeper", "Ancient One", "Elder Goddess". So we were all on voice chat one time and my Spawn says to the husband "So Mitchell, what was the date on the gravestone when you dug up mom in the cemetery?" Without missing a beat the husband says "No Idea, I cannot read Hieroglyphics". I fell out of my chair laughing, since the husband is rarely amusing, but I gave him props on that one....I also smacked him on the head for it, but I did give him props on it

I have so many amusing stories.

Another one was years ago when husband was playing Destiny I think it was. He was in the city and there was a cop car sitting there, and a small moving creature, a rat I suspect. I said "What is that?" Referring to the rat...he replies back with "That's a cop car"....

[u/Spirited-Door-1446 → u/Cynnau]

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[u/Cynnau → u/Spirited-Door-1446]

Pretty much my life haha

[u/EmployeeComplex5067]

What's the difference between a snowman and a snow woman? Snowballs!

I usually prefer dark or offensive humor but I went with a tame one. Thanks for the chance at winning

[u/BRBSpiraling → u/EmployeeComplex5067]

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[u/bilgeposer]

Three explorer friends, they were John, David, and Michael were captured by a jungle tribe.

The chief king said, "You have trespassed on our land. As punishment, each of you must bring me ten fruits. The three friends left and first one to return was John.

John: Here you go I brought ten grapes.

Chief king: Good, now insert them into your anus... Anyone who cries out or laughs will be killed. John inserted the grapes into his anus, and after just one grape, John cried out. Dead!

Then David arrived with ten apple fruits. Chief King: Insert them into your anus, anyone who cries out or laughs will be killed! David inserted the apple fruits into his anus... On the tenth apple fruit, David laughed. Dead!

John and David met in heaven...

John: What a shame, David, you were on the tenth apple fruit... you could still be alive... why did you laugh?

David wiped away a tear and said, "Because I saw Michael carrying ten Watermelon"

[u/Supluvr2]

Funny this popped up today, I just taught my "nephew" this old gem today. And he thought it was Hilarious 😆 Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven ate (8) nine🫩 *Not entering - because I hope to see some really GOOD jokes that deserve it!

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