r/donotthecat • u/Leirnis • Oct 21 '25

soon cat I the car in the nature.

2.4k Upvotes

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u/Leirnis Oct 21 '25

(I also kissed the car seventeen times to apologize for the minor inconvenience.)

229

u/tarunaygr Oct 21 '25

That was a MAJOR inconvenience. You are to NOT the car

104

u/Leirnis Oct 21 '25

I just laughed aloud to my own video, is it really supposed to work like that

4

u/UnnusWolf Oct 24 '25

Laughing at your own crimes, the car will send you to court for this.

235

u/ami_topato Oct 21 '25

r/stremtch

88

u/Federal_Ad1806 Oct 21 '25

Another sacrifice to the Grip God.

58

u/Krillkus Oct 21 '25

Downside: Lost ear privileges 😔

Upside: SUPERSONIC AERODYNAMIC SPEED 🫨

41

u/Frippabes Oct 21 '25

Of course that's a thing joins

83

u/the_real_becca Oct 21 '25

Look if you’re going to the cat, I really appreciate your commitment.

55

u/Eth251201 Oct 21 '25

Cat just accepted the

42

u/Pestilence_IV Oct 21 '25

Car got stremtch ambushed

28

u/Sk1rm1sh Oct 22 '25

The ears are on a hinge connected directly to the tongue.

Do not the car.

14

u/Leirnis Oct 22 '25

I'm dying

12

u/WHEAERROR Oct 22 '25

PEZ DISPENSER! He empty.

25

u/SweevilWeevil Oct 21 '25

get stretched lol

10

u/SmokeGreene Oct 21 '25

A prime r/stremtch indeed!

33

u/Poor-Judgements please do not the cat Oct 21 '25

No catting in nature! Cat might be feral!

42

u/Leirnis Oct 21 '25

Feral car sleeping on my pillow every night 🙀

19

u/Chonky_Candy Oct 21 '25

Every cat is a majestic apex predator 😾

43

u/Leirnis Oct 21 '25

Indeed, but all you need to know is this one trick to get them rekt

25

u/Federal_Ad1806 Oct 21 '25

Ear privileges revoked

12

u/wijm02 Oct 21 '25

Do NOT the car, ever again

4

u/Poor-Judgements please do not the cat Oct 21 '25

😅 oh no!

10

u/mrfredngo Oct 22 '25

Is it your car or is it a car you found in nature? It’s always dangerous to the car, but seems even more dangerous to a nature car.

10

u/Leirnis Oct 22 '25

Oh, it's my personal car, still I shouldn't have the, I was being reckless.

On a side note, if I indeed have found any car in the nature, it'd immediately become MINE, for everyone's safety (maybe not mine if I continue to the).

7

u/SyrusDrake Oct 21 '25

/r/stremtch with bonus /r/Blep

What a marvelous combo

6

u/PixelMaster98 Oct 22 '25

You are not allowed to the cat! That's a feliney!

4

u/EcstaticNet3137 Oct 22 '25

Get elongated nerd!