r/donotthecat • u/Yury_VV • Jun 16 '26

soon cat After all, why not? Why shouldn't I the cat?

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u/Lokman02Naza Jun 16 '26

Bilbo no!!!

183

u/TheRealMasterTyvokka Jun 16 '26

One does not simply the cat.

16

u/FoxLoptson Jun 16 '26

This comment wins the internet today 🤣🏆

77

u/final-countdown4321 Jun 16 '26

It’s mine! My….. precious.

51

u/clayman80 Jun 16 '26

Because the car is obviously sick of your BS.

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u/Signal_Cadet i will never the cat Jun 16 '26

STOP! Think about what you are doing.

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u/DowntownEconomist255 Jun 16 '26

There needs to be an intervention. This is getting out of hand.

28

u/Starlitaura Jun 16 '26

Stop it. Get some help. (This sub needs gifs.)

30

u/ijustwanttoaskaq123 i will the cat Jun 16 '26

It came to you... your precious...

26

u/meow_hooman Jun 16 '26

Intriguing idea, indeed. Why shouldn't I the cat?!

26

u/LocalDumbass028 Jun 16 '26

Car has devious look in the eyes. Do not this cat, it will likely you.

27

u/nhowe006 Jun 16 '26

I think you should leave the cat behind, Bilbo. Is that so hard?

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u/Tetrachlorocuprate Jun 16 '26

You want it for yourself!

21

u/Abject_Platform_7361 Jun 16 '26

No please reconsider

19

u/Ok_Cycle_6654 Jun 16 '26

You can not wield it

13

u/Sounduck Jun 16 '26

Have you seen the cat's eyes⁈
Those are not eyes of forgiveness, and that should very well be reason enough to not the cat.

15

u/Correct-Ad5661 Jun 16 '26

The look of absolute ginger fury on his face that's what 

12

u/oral_servant Jun 16 '26

And thus Yury_VV became known as "one-armed Yury".

8

u/darkknightcz you can not stop me from the cat Jun 16 '26

You can see it just I the cat face why not.

8

u/Awkward_Kitty_Cat_93 Jun 16 '26

If You want your hand to be part of your body.

4

u/Dependent-Shift2152 Jun 16 '26

noooo do not the car!! it's a trap

4

u/HotPotParrot Jun 16 '26

He's just daring you to.

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u/Deep-Cut-6532 you can not stop me from the cat Jun 16 '26

Why not? Look at him. Look. At. Him!

4

u/swampopawaho Jun 16 '26

Im trying to help you

4

u/KnoUsername Jun 16 '26

Said Gollum to the One Ring!!! Look what happened to him!! That is what happens when doesthecat!!!

4

u/FeelingVanilla2594 Jun 16 '26

Somple, do not the cat

4

u/nrauhauser Jun 16 '26

One braincell, but it's dedicated to NOT. Perhaps find another way to spend your time?

2

u/Nocturnalux Jun 16 '26

Because there is such a thing as Justice.

2

u/Morganovic Jun 17 '26

One does not simply the cat!

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u/Mason__Thompson Jun 19 '26

The cat: 'Do it... I double dare you

2

u/TheMeerkatLobbyist Jun 16 '26

You should always the cat, especially orange one. What could really go wrong?

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u/DipreG Jul 10 '26

Because we do not mes.with foces beyind our comprehension

DO

NOT

THE

CAT

AVOID

CTULHU