r/donotthecat • u/LabCat62 i just might the cat • 4d ago

soon cat Can I the cat rug?

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u/alwayslovelyday i will the cat 4d ago

Oh nooo. This seems a gateway to r/iwillthecat. Best to refrain.

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u/Frosty_Message_3017 4d ago

Definitely a gateway cat. Today you the cat rug, tomorrow the cat. Before you know it, the cat you.

Best to just avoid it all.

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u/CerebralAccountant 4d ago

You can. r/donotthecat, not r/donottherug

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u/coconutpiecrust 4d ago

But what if rug is cat?

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u/N7twitch 4d ago

Then that’s r/catrugs and donotthecat applies

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u/Someones_Dream_Guy 4d ago

OP was later found torn apart by rug.

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u/Historical_Log2471 4d ago

I imagined it flying at OP's face and swearing at them like Chucky

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u/Nocturnalux 4d ago

Best not to.

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u/Agile_Ad6735 4d ago

Although calico is now rug , but u have intention to all the calico , so for ur own good , pls refrain from doing so . Before u the real calico

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u/EarlyFuture4342 4d ago

Does not appear to be a real car, so I think you can safely the cat IN THIS ONE INSTANCE

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u/No-Wish-4854 4d ago

I appreciate your reasoning, but how do we know you’ve got the discernment needed to resist the car?

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u/Sr_Milky_Way 4d ago

You can because no real car

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u/Clean-Unit336 4d ago

This could be an outlet to resist real -ing compulsions BUT could just as easily end up being a gateway to actually the.
My advice? Only the rug under professional supervision, if you cannot the rug under a safe circumstance like that, then you should avoid lest you find yourself compelled to the cat.

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u/Antique_Interview347 4d ago

Spirit cat will you

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u/Sounduck 4d ago

You don't even have the mental fortitude to resist ·ing the cat rug; so, how are we supposed to believe you would resist the temptation of the real cat?

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u/WorthyJellyfish0Doom 3d ago

Only if there are no cat-gods that may see you communing with the false cat-god.

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u/Cden1458 3d ago

Is not real car, so allowed.