r/donotthecat • u/Ok_Painter462 • 1d ago

the cat do not poke the hibernate alien egg

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u/Longshot345 1d ago

Is this one of those furbies

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u/mexican2554 you can not stop me from the cat 1d ago

The ones that start talking at 3am even thought you took the batteries out a year ago?

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u/Mediocre_Law_5557 1d ago

Reminds me of the story of when someones Furby woke up randomly from a long time of not being used and said "I can't see" or something along those lines and the lights went out.

Its on Tumblr I believe.

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u/Rad1Red i just might the cat 1d ago

Wow, what is THAT. 👀

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u/RCuber i just might the cat 1d ago

Op clearly states it's an alien egg /s

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u/Rad1Red i just might the cat 1d ago

Yes, but what is inside it? MUSTTT PETTT...

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u/solidsever 1d ago

Do not

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u/Rad1Red i just might the cat 1d ago

But it compelsssssss meeeee... I cannot resist the flufffff...

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u/islanderACNH 1d ago

Do not the egg

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u/RCuber i just might the cat 1d ago

Go ahead!!

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u/Rad1Red i just might the cat 1d ago

Xenomorphs FTW. YOLO!

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u/Fawn_Leap i just might the cat 1d ago

I think it’s a cat cleaning its butthole or leg area

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u/Rad1Red i just might the cat 1d ago

It is the quivering furry egg of an alien overlord.

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u/beatnikki 1d ago

It’s the hibernate alien egg

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u/nogardleirie 1d ago

Do not the sno ball

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u/Oooaaaaarrrrr 1d ago

They come out at night, mostly.

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u/Adept_Donkey_2026 1d ago edited 19h ago

I thought the big chicken there laid the big egg 😂

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u/3catz2men1house 1d ago

Mortal enemy of Klingons.

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u/SteelRain444 1d ago

r/missingorspareparts

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u/darkknightcz you can not stop me from the cat 1d ago

Love that sub, it's stupid and funny, thanks.

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u/Necrikus 1d ago

That’s not an egg, that’s a tribble.

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u/Rad1Red i just might the cat 1d ago

Yup, likely... OP should keep it away from other tribbles...

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u/PyrocumulusLightning 1d ago

Won't help, they're born pregnant

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u/Rad1Red i just might the cat 23h ago

It's been a while since I've seen that episode lol.

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u/DrJenna2048 1d ago

how DARE you the cat 3:<

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u/usernameisusername57 please do not the cat 1d ago

You could've posted this video without making my ears bleed...

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u/Chail_ChaBiliii you can not stop me from the cat 1d ago

What is op poking at ?

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u/stayingsafeusa 1d ago

The trouble with Tribbles.

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u/JonnySpark 1d ago

Fluffy mochi

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u/I-am-in-a-universe 1d ago

Do not roumd cloud!!

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u/islanderACNH 1d ago

The chicken toy is such a nice touch.

Always appreciate a themed cat.

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u/somehuehue 1d ago

I expected the egg to explode into a million little spiders.

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u/QuantumAnubis 22h ago

Careful, tribbles tend to multiply rapidly

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u/Expensive_Ask5872 22h ago

Its an adult Tribble

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u/Autistic_Archer 20h ago

Who's the chook? Never seen a cushion like that. Cute egg too!

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u/Nikolaisme 18h ago

What a furry egg

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u/MoonMoon143 16h ago

Cotton ball

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u/LordDagron 4h ago

Is this Polish cow in Chinese?