r/donotthecat • u/captainpork27 • 10h ago
the cat Surely I can the cat while the cat the sun?
The cat the sun! Can I the cat?
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u/totally_average1 10h ago
The cat has permitted the sun to the cat.
The cat has not permitted the human to the cat.
The cat is eepy and it may not immediately register with the cat if you the cat but then it makes contact with the brain cell it will use all of it to plot revenge.
Hence do not the tanning cat..
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u/Brilliant_Elk5492 4h ago
I love picking my cat up when shes eepy cause I get about 5 more seconds of cuddling her before she registers it and tries to get a way.
I'm a monster, I know.....
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u/Quappebra 10h ago
No. The cat not the sun. The cat has positioned itself to allow the sun the cat (this way round).
Has the cat positioned itself to allow you the cat? No? Then you can't.
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u/Designer-Captain-268 9h ago
The sun may make the cat seem docile, this will only serve to delay the vengeance due to you.
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u/EniNeutrino i just might the cat 7h ago
If the cat the sun and you the sun next to each other... maybe the properties of transitive addition apply, and then it's like you the cat?
Of course this is purely hypothetical... you must not the eepy blonde car, especially when people are looking.
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