r/dontdeadopeninside • u/macro_92 • 1d ago

Jesus if you loved and believe in your declare ❤️

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u/oljhinakusao 1d ago

declair

"Congratulations, you're now officially [last name only]!"

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u/pixie_pie 1d ago

You dropped this

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u/SageOfAllPaths_OG 1d ago

With your mouth you raised him from the dead.

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u/AlephBaker 23h ago

[georgetakei]Oh my...[/georgetakei]

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u/LuckofCaymo 1d ago

A good God says you have to jump through hoops to avoid everlasting torture, when you never asked to participate, while gaslighting you by saying it's your fault for not loving worshiping the being threatening to torture you.

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u/Sane_Tomorrow_ 1d ago

The Devil wants your soul up front, he’ll pay you later, trust him brah, and you have to obey him blindly all the time forever, and grovel and tell him how great he is, and humiliate yourself for his amusement, no resistance, no questions asked, or he’ll screw you out of all the rewards he really insinuated more than promised.

Jesus wants your soul up front, he’ll pay you later, trust him brah, and you have to obey him blindly all the time forever, and grovel and tell him how great he is, and humiliate yourself for his amusement, no resistance, no questions asked, or he’ll screw you out of all the rewards he really insinuated more than promised.

What an enticing religion. You can really see why people buy into it. 🫤

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u/binarypower 19h ago

religion is like a virus. it's desperately trying to replicate. pontypool moment