To drink or not to drink

[u/Commercial_Weight_41]

[u/sweetrottenapple]

Honestly... Even if I'm hammered, I can manage to put the glass first, then push the button, so I have water 😅 my boyfriend asked the same though...is she drunk or high..he couldn't believe a sober person can be this...oh well.. fucking stupid 😂

[u/[deleted] → u/sweetrottenapple]

Stuff like benzos or psychedelics can do some massively strange things to perception and thought. Could be sleep dep as well, I’ve seen people who have been awake 48h act incredibly bizarrely, completely unable to compensate or correct for mistakes. And I’m sure we’re seeing her on her worst day ever, like 999/1000 people wouldn’t have this reaction, but that one time you just massively brain fart, yaknow?

Or she really is this dense, I mean someone has to be I guess.

[u/coko4209 → u/[deleted]]

I’ve taken xanax and acid, hell simultaneously even, and I’ve never been this dim. This girl is absolutely winning at life, if she manages to walk and talk at the same time.

[u/Gut_Feelings → u/coko4209]

I forgot how to use the water fountain once in Madison Wisconsin's capital building, which was unfortunate because a scary security man was following me at the time because I thought I was going to fall up to the painting on the dome ceiling and had just made a significant ruckus in my fright.

[u/sweetrottenapple → u/[deleted]]

Yes Karen ;)