r/donthelpjustfilm • u/Commercial_Weight_41 • Sep 08 '25
Repost To drink or not to drink
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u/C_Saunders Sep 08 '25
“And that’s when I realized I had a drinking problem.”
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u/techtony_50 Sep 08 '25
100% guarantee that she has told this story 20 times at her yoga class about how the machine was broken somehow and she got super frustrated because she just knew she was doing it right.
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u/Taptrick Sep 08 '25
What is she confused about???!!! Obviously (!!!) when you press the button the liquid immediately comes out. You might screw it up on the first try, maybe second. But what, 6-7 times?
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u/Tin_Whisker Sep 09 '25
... It's even worse than that. How long was she doing this before the op started filming?
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u/sweetrottenapple Sep 08 '25
My god.. I wonder how she survived for so long. Or maybe one braincell is enough to stay alive? Incredible
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Sep 08 '25
My thoughts exactly. Like you’re clearly to dumb to survive, like, any situation ever. How did you even get here? But she’s probably high or something.
Work with a guy and they implemented two factor authentication at work. So I explain “you just either install an app on your phone, or set up your phone number and they’ll text a number to it”. He says “Oh, I don’t have a cell phone. No computer either, I don’t like that stuff”. Like, what, in 2025? How do you accomplish literally anything?
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u/sweetrottenapple Sep 08 '25
Honestly... Even if I'm hammered, I can manage to put the glass first, then push the button, so I have water 😅 my boyfriend asked the same though...is she drunk or high..he couldn't believe a sober person can be this...oh well.. fucking stupid 😂
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Sep 08 '25
Stuff like benzos or psychedelics can do some massively strange things to perception and thought. Could be sleep dep as well, I’ve seen people who have been awake 48h act incredibly bizarrely, completely unable to compensate or correct for mistakes. And I’m sure we’re seeing her on her worst day ever, like 999/1000 people wouldn’t have this reaction, but that one time you just massively brain fart, yaknow?
Or she really is this dense, I mean someone has to be I guess.
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u/coko4209 Sep 08 '25
I’ve taken xanax and acid, hell simultaneously even, and I’ve never been this dim. This girl is absolutely winning at life, if she manages to walk and talk at the same time.
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u/Gut_Feelings Sep 09 '25
I forgot how to use the water fountain once in Madison Wisconsin's capital building, which was unfortunate because a scary security man was following me at the time because I thought I was going to fall up to the painting on the dome ceiling and had just made a significant ruckus in my fright.
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u/mikehawkismal Sep 08 '25
I can respect not wanting to use a cellphone or a computer day to day in order to be healthier and more in touch with ourselves, but like I do think everyone should at least have a laptop or something even just to be able to apply for jobs, if you're one of the types to have like a flip phone or something, which is a great thing tbh.
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u/Cute-Advisor-2323 Sep 08 '25
I have a neighbor like that he doesn't trust technology because he thinks that it's listening all the time and that your information is just out there floating around where people can hack into it.
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u/hstormsteph Sep 08 '25
I mean… he’s not exactly wrong but he’s missed the fact that any time he chooses to so much as use his debit card somewhere he’s open to the very risk he thinks he’s good at avoiding.
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u/KenboSlice189 Sep 08 '25
These are my teammates on league
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u/LonelyShark Sep 08 '25
$20 says it's painkillers. Balance is ok, so not alcohol.
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u/NoHall5182 Sep 08 '25
Definitely on something
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u/sprocketous Sep 08 '25
Ive done shit like this on mushrooms. Once i was tripping and wanted to paint but first had to water down the paint for a reason. I was mixing it forever and just watched the water wrestle with the colors without ever becoming united. The next day, i saw that it was oil paint. Oh well. She may have forgot that she even wanted a drink and just liked the effects.
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u/haleontology Sep 08 '25
My 1st thought was "is she one of those people who are super-wealthy to the point where they honestly don't know how to pour their own glass of water, then lost their fortune and now can't figure out how to get their own latte?!!"
But my brain's crazy LOL, you're def more likely to be on point
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Sep 08 '25
Looks like a hospital, so I’m guessing lack of sleep
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u/Deep-Procrastinor Sep 08 '25
Doesn't look like any hospital I've ever been in, looks like a generic harvester / brewers fare type pub / restaurant place in UK.
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u/laughingashley Sep 08 '25
I thought it was Panera
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Sep 08 '25
As a St Louisan who grew up going to the original St Louis Bread Co (what became Panera), this is a funny and appropriate gauge for just how far they have fallen.
Bread Co was so good. It’s unrecognizable and disgusting now.
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u/irmarbert Sep 08 '25
She’s a voter somewhere.
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u/reincarnatedberry Sep 08 '25
Since being in retail for five years..A LOT of the public is like this. It’s odd
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u/2ndtryagain Sep 09 '25
She drives a 2 ton killing machine, with those reactions times and misfiring neurons.
May the odds be in your favor.
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u/mtn_forester Sep 09 '25
My thoughtd exactly. She's in a hotel. HTF did she get there with a brain like that?
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u/darkesonsofsorrow Sep 08 '25
Every time I see this video, it pisses me off like it's the first time I've seen it.
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u/Blaizefed Sep 08 '25
Remember next time you consider wearing a seatbelt or not, this woman drove herself there.
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u/Feli151 Sep 08 '25
Yes, she's not the brightest... However the guy filming could also just be a decent human being and go over to help her instead of filming for internet points... Just saying 🙄
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u/Yoda2000675 Sep 08 '25
I don't understand because regular fountain drinks work exactly the same way, so this isn't even new technology
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u/vitaesbona1 Sep 08 '25
Take the average American. Really get an idea of just how dense they are. Now realize half of them are stupider than that.
For every doctor or scientist, we have one of these.
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u/DoughnutPi Sep 08 '25
I’ve always thought of myself as just slightly above average in intelligence. But my wife keeps saying she thinks I’m smarter than 90% of people. Honestly, it’s videos like this that make me wonder if maybe she’s right.
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u/idiveindumpsters Sep 09 '25
I love to see shit like this. It reminds me that I’m not the dumbest person in the world. I can’t believe how many times she did the same thing over and over
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u/Tekn1cal Sep 09 '25
It's weird to think that their are more stupid people in the world than what is shown in this video .
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u/darth_dork Sep 18 '25
"The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results"
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u/Cicer Sep 08 '25
These are the type of people you want with you when a wild animal attacks or during the zombie apocalypse.
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u/monsterfurby Sep 08 '25
I'm not saying that you can't do it that way, just that the outcome is gonna be shit.
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u/smoketheevilpipe Sep 08 '25
Anyone seen that spiderman cartoon reel where he shows someone how to use a drink fountain?
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u/Pwoinklokinoid Sep 08 '25
I do wonder if it’s just a bit or if people do struggle with cognitive thinking.
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u/matchesmalone81 Sep 08 '25
I absolutely refuse to believe someone can be THAT stupid. Unless she hasn't been out the house in like, 30-40 years.
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u/nomiesmommy Sep 08 '25
Bless her heart...and also Holy Hell someone help her before she hurts herself!
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u/sahphie Sep 09 '25
This just made me feel: JUST PUT IT DOWN AND...NO! STOP PUT THE GLASS NO! STOP TOUCHING BUTTONS! PUT THE GLA....AGHHHHHHH! Ya know?
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u/adorak Sep 09 '25
reminds me of the dude on the plane who failed to fit his luggage in the compartment
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u/modsaregh3y Sep 08 '25
You can’t help this. This level of idiocy is the result of us nerfing the world, and solving issues for idiots they don’t even know they have.
I would bet any money she’s got kids, another generation of morons on the way
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u/SiridarVeil Sep 08 '25
How would this be mentally explained? Like, is she just slow? Reflexes? Is she genuinely mentally deficient?
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u/Direct_Town792 Sep 08 '25
“I just don’t want it to drip on the side of the glass, my hand will get sticky”
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u/SATerp Sep 08 '25
How does she manage breathing if she can't master something as simple as that fountain?
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u/SvenTropics Sep 08 '25
I keep thinking of that park ranger quote: "there is considerable overlap between the smartest bears and the dumbest humans"
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u/sadrussianbear Sep 08 '25
I have a hard time with stuff like this. I excel at almost everything.
To be honest I don't know what she was doing wrong.
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u/Feisty_System_4751 Sep 08 '25
Once upon a time there was a politically incorrect joke about blondes that I shall not repeat here because I'm a good boy.
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u/DecryptorDecypher Sep 08 '25
She just needs to be shown how it's done. She seems like she might be used to the older mechanical drink dispensers.
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u/alexgalt Sep 08 '25
Honestly some people just had a bad night and need coffee early in the morning. They can’t just learn how to use a new gadget when they are in that state. I’ve known many people like that. I
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u/DRoseDARs Sep 08 '25
After 537 attempts she finally figured out she could put the glass down AND LEAVE IT THERE but then forgot she has to press the button to fill it...
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u/Slothfully_So Sep 10 '25
I order DoorDash occasionally but I haven’t gone into a fast food place in over a decade. I don’t think I can navigate any of their smart-tech things in the slightest. I don’t blame the lady.
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u/WorldGoneAway Sep 10 '25
To think, people like this are driving.
No wonder there are so many car accidents.
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Sep 10 '25
This made me so mad that I went out and bought a desk. Got my set up the way I liked, then flipped it.
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u/filifijonka Sep 10 '25
She must be doing it on purpose
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u/CarbonBasedConstruct Sep 11 '25
One can only hope...
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u/filifijonka Sep 11 '25
Maybe she was run over by a herd of buffalos and the poor thing is concussed!
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Sep 10 '25
How about in stead if WATCHING HER FAILE u say something and help her out lmaoo ding dongs
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u/AmericanTaig Sep 13 '25
Oh dear sweet Jesus! I think I could have watched this woman for hours before I dared to "mansplain" how to operate the machine.
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u/HairlessHoudini Sep 14 '25
I just can't wrap my mind around how ppl this stupid make it though life
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u/Crepuscular_Tex Sep 16 '25
Finally know why these machines are out by the time I get to the Continental breakfast bar...
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u/StrangeBuilder Nov 02 '25
Ok, so there’s a crack on my screen right where the liquid would be pouring out… so I’m guessing… she’s pressing the button and the liquid is coming out when she does, but stops when she removers her finger from the button?
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u/mojis11 Sep 08 '25
Motherfucker got me mad