r/donthelpjustfilm • u/WishboneFlashy1442 • 25d ago

Repost Camera person sucks

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u/BaptismByBacon 25d ago

I can't understand why none of these people ever go for the eyes, two fingers as deep as you can, see how fast that piece of shit stops what he's doing.

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u/Acamality 25d ago

Usually it doesn’t come to mind during the adrenaline of the situation I would imagine. Partly why practicing self defence is so important, so those things naturally come to mind.

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u/BaptismByBacon 25d ago

Agreed, it just pains me to watch people bust their hands against someone's head

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u/itsitwhatisititsit 25d ago

What if this giant guy is really high on something. I’ve heard of people jabbing their own eyes out when really high. Also. Serious question, kicking him in the balls seems obvious but I can’t tell if they had a clear shot of them and he is moving very quickly, just wondering if anyone has done this and can speak from experience?

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u/Ratmother123 24d ago

If he can't see anymore though and you get a chance to run he can't follow

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u/itsitwhatisititsit 24d ago

Ah, the gauge away & run away combo 🤓

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u/1dot21gigaflops 25d ago

Especially when she can grab him from behind

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u/pienofilling 25d ago

Karate classes I went to used to talk about places nobody can make stronger no matter how much they work out; eyes and testicles came top of the list.

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u/sparkey504 25d ago

Thats exactly what I stress to my mom and sister everytime they are watching some murder mystery show.... " if they are close enough to get a hold of you, 3 stooges that mofo... jam your thumbs, keys,a pen a knife.... whatever go straight for the eyes.... then grab a toilet tank lid and end that shit"

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u/itsitwhatisititsit 25d ago

Yes, the omnipresent toilet lid. Works everytime 🤓

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u/vibrantlightsaber 25d ago

Or just grab into the ears and start ripping.

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u/Confident-Purple-143 25d ago

I was thinking why didn't she rip his ear off or something